HOW TO SAVE SOYLO

Fellas,

I got it. I know how to fix Solo. No bullshit I saw it in a dream.


> Be Solo
> Too Edgy for the academy. Blah Blah.
> Recruited by Woody for some heist.
> Fate of galaxy in their hands or whatever.
> We got Solo, Woody, Lando, and Dragonlady
> Heist ensues. A lot of shit happens.
> In the climax Solo does the kessil run
> Escapes and just about to make it
> Empire catches
> The team is fucked (mebe boba cameo here)
> Solo knows what he must do.
> He sacrifices himself. Tells Lando to take the Falcon to the only one he can trust.
> Gives him those little dice things.
> Lando nods, leaving Solo to his fate.
> Lando returns to Alderan. Meets with someone at a catina.
> Lando says, "Han, I have bad news. Your brother Ben is dead."
> "He wanted you to have his ship and these weird dice that matter all of a sudden."
> MOTHERFUCKING SOLO IN THE FILM IS HANS BROTHER.
> FUCKING TWIST. BOOM.
> TV BTFO


What do you think, I need to start keeping a dream journal or something lol

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Kek

that doesn't sound any worse than the other disney movies

He's already completely out of character. Han solo would never join any form of academy, he wouldn't jooin the Empire just to become "da best pilot", he doesn't want to be the best pilot, he wants to mind his own busines and have it easy. But I guess under Disney, Star Wars will inject Pentagon propaganda. Han Solo wanted to join the army, be a good GI and killed sandniggers at the other edge of the galaxy but he got kicked out, he didn't quit or dodge the draft, that's a major difference

Are you saying that Solo in Force Awakens was a hologram?

it should have just been solo having a bad run in with bounty hunters, inadvertently meeting Chewie along the way (maybe one of the hunters was in the process of collecting Chewie), they help each other out and become best buds

han would never say he wanted to be the best pilot, he would boast about how he already was the best pilot. disney doesn't even understand this character

So it's not too far fetched. Han gets chewie due to some life debt or some shit. I'm hoping our boy Ron fixes this clusterfuck.

God if Disney did this it would be almost "I am your father" tier in turns of a plot twist.

No I'm saying the Solo in the Solo film is Hans brother. He did the kessil run. In a ANH he said the falcon did the kessil run in 13 parsecs. But his bro was the pilot

So what you're saying is...?

Thcallops

There's 2 Solos

So the Solo who dies in Force Awakens was other Solo?

No that was Han. Alden's solo is gonna die in the new movie in some heroic fashion

solo

What about Luke Prime?

Lluke isn't canon silly goose

Very young Han could easily join the academy. Luke wanted to sign up

He's not that young in this movie though

>our boy Ron fixes this clusterfuck.

Between Han and Luke, who's the best starpilot? Han is one of the best smugglers in the galaxy, and a damn good pilot too. Luke flew dangerously on Tatooine, but never got into the academy like Biggs, which was a better pilot than him. By te time they leave Tatooine in the Falcon, Han's the best experienced pilot, but what about after the battle of Endor? Luke has had a lot of experience too, and he is the son of one the greatest starpilots the galaxy has ever seen, and has the force. So, who's the best?

Han has more experience so he's the better pilot. Luke has force luck so he can get away with a little more but that doesn't make him a good pilot at all.

Too close to call. Luke is a better fighter pilot, Han is probably better at everything else. He has navigated an asteroid field against mind boggling odds and made the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

Unless.... his brother did the kessil run

Do you understand that Luke and han Solo are completely different characters? Luke wanted to be a pilot and join the academy, he was naive and only wanted to get away from being a farmboy. Han Solo isn't naive and the kind of guy that is already on his own, not stuck with uncle and aunt. But these films are written by soulless hacks. Kasdan is a jerk that never understood or cared about Star wars. He got everything wrong in ESB.

Eh... actually this happened in the EU. He was at an imperial academy, but then he left and became a criminal. So the Solo movie is ripping off a non-cannon source!!! Go get them Disney!!! They're heretics not using your holy cannon!!!!!

>He's already completely out of character. Han solo would never join any form of academy, he wouldn't jooin the Empire just to become "da best pilot", he doesn't want to be the best pilot


shows what u know about star wars

han's backstory has been known about almost as the history of vader's life support suit: a battle versus obi-wan on a lava planet.

han was training as an imperial cadet on coreilla but grew increasingly disgruntled with their methodology. When he saw wookiee slaves being beaten and killed he steps in, saves one, helps them flee, and defects from the empire.


that has been han's backstory since the 70s/80s

>Eh... actually this happened in the EU
So what? The EU is fanfiction and I don't consider this garbage canon. But Disney is probably grabbing stuff from there, and honestly it shows because it's fanfiction too.

>han was training as an imperial cadet on coreilla but grew increasingly disgruntled with their methodology. When he saw wookiee slaves being beaten and killed he steps in, saves one, helps them flee, and defects from the empire.
Fan fiction, non canon, George never wrote this shit and it doesn't work for Han. It's dumb backstory from guys with no imagination and understanding of the character. Han Solo isn't the type that joins the army, he would do anything to dodge the draft.

Bigger Han when?

He was away while bigger Luke (aka Jake) fucked everything up

You mean Jake Solo?

Jamal Solo*

No, its not fan fiction... mostly because they're getting paid to do it.

You do know Kylo is named Ben after Ben Kenobi, right? Fucking retard.