JUMANJI BEAT SPIDERMAN HOMECOMING, MAKES MORE THAN ANY SUPERHERO MOVIE OF 2017

HOMECOMING
Budget: 175 millions
box office: 880 millions
JUMANJI
Budget 90 millions
Box office: 881 millions

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Could Rocky deliver us from capeshit?

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I don’t give a fuck Baywatch was based and deserves a sequel

I feel the odd urge to urinate.
Is anyone else getting this?

The piss flows like wine.

>budget 90 million
looked pretty good for that budget
spiderman looked like crap for 175 million
where did the money go??

how many trillions of dollars will Black Adam make?

Jewish pockets

>where did the money go.
RDJ platform shoes.

Faith in sony pictures is a little more bolstered by this. Perhaps Venom could turn out good?

no, they're going to recruit him

ABSOLUTELY LITTY

>8th weekend
>still making 10 million

TAKE ME DOWN TO JUMANJI CITY WHERE THE FILMS ARE RAUNCHY AND THE FLICKS ARE LITTY

Has that cunt Amy Pascal or whatever her name is taken credit for this? She already said Homecoming was her movie.

Homecoming was a complete failure. They sold out Spidey to Disney and all they got was a film barely performing better than ASM1.

It has a genuine chance to get to over 900 million WW. kek

Next stop Spiderman 3 ($890 millions)

I'm still hate it's no longer board game.

still not a billion

>3rd origin story
>WOW IT'S NOT DOING $2BN!!!!
Or people don't want to see the same story for the 3rd time with some new twinkfuckboi.

Isekais win again. How can other fiction genres even compete?

RDJ.

CGI is cheaper than you think. Most of these huge budgets goes to actors salaries.

It's just 20 million short. Japan is left to open. seems like a given

It still means the studios fucked up. It's not viewers fault.

both parts of that sentence are wrong

>made over a hundred million more on a smaller budget

???

I don't disagree. They should never have done a 3rd OS. But the fact they managed $880m is fucking insanity.

Oh, you still haven't killed yourself out of shame. Pity.

LITTY

So what if it made X millions. Was it any good?

It’s beating ALL the Spider-Man movies

>Isekai
Jumnaji is a 40 year old book you weeb, it predates this bullshit

Why is there no good wrestling movie?

Isekai predates Jumnaji as well. Hell, fucking Alice in Wonderland is Isekai.

>Sony movie beats another Sony movie

I’m sure they are mad

No it's pretty damn boring. Retards think this is /ticketsales/

he's going after another juggernaut

yes
youtube.com/watch?v=McAeQiLmEYU

The Rock has unironically saved humanity from Disney Wars.

You know what would be hilarious? If Disney moves the start date with only a few months until opening to get away from it and Sony moves it again to the same date.

I have alredy seen this reply to that same news post before. Go fuck yourself you faggot

based

Spider-Man Homecoming was made by Marvel Studios. It was suppose to be the biggest and bestest Spider-Man movie ever made.

most reddit thing possible is reusing old comments

Adding to the other replies, it wouldn't even be hilarious to anyone, except for downies like you.

The PEOPLE love the #litty movie #JUMANJI. We having RAUNCHY fun with the REAL people of the world, unfunny critics don't matter. If you want PANTS PISSING fun, you watch the ROCK in #JUMANJI

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t. reddit

Might be time to add "reddit" to my filters again now that Deadpool 2 is getting closer.

yikes

Star Wars is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy.

Yeh wouldnt want to spoil your EPIC 4d breaking cinema

>the better movie makes more money
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

>millions
Retarded ESL. You don't add a s at the end.

>Hulk hogan kills gawker
>The Rock kills the mouse
>McMahon is trying to kill the NFL.
Can anyone stop them?

>mindless dumb fun beats SJW shit
nice

mmm....

He already did

fair enough

Marisa Tomei, Michael Keaton and so on.

Aslo Spider-man had a HUGE supporting cast as well as a plethora of extras/featured background characters. CGI stuff really is cheap these days. Or shooting principal actors in hawaii? Having gym full of kids who all react on set to lines of dialogue? That scene was probably 200k a day to shoot.

Jumanji was fun.
Homecoming wasn't.

But that's a mediocre soulless cash grabbing sequel of an old classic pandering to nostalgia fags + waifu fags, pretty much like Indiana Jones and the crystal skull

>He forgets when Vince beat God in a one on one in the squared circle

Vince will bury the mouse.

Tell that to Lucas' snapped neck!

Don't know why critics hated this

Because "critics" don't understand satire and hate fun and style

...and jumanji

I really hope the take isn't make more jumanji movies, but have more quality variety in films. Star Wars was a bad movie, but even then, not everyone likes star wars anyway. We like big fun blockbuster shit and that seems to be regulated to super hero stuff. Im down for more adventure type movies that aren't super heroes or star wars.

I'm glad it's doing ok, it was a fun time, exactly what it should be. I didn't even mind Jack Black.....(yes I did)

>>McMahon is trying to kill the NFL.
What's the story here?

Thank you based Jumanjineers. You’ve shown us that the beast can bleed.

>it wouldn't even be hilarious to anyone

SEETHING

>cgi is cheap
No it's not. Not good. The cgi THEY use is cheap, which is why it looks like shit.

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Glorious. I hope this is the end of capeshit. I started off loving it, but now it's oversaturated the market.

LITTY

Vince McMahon is reviving the XFL

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You have to be +18 to post here kid.

The Wrestler (2008)

"HEY EVERYONE LETS THROW MONEY AT A SHITTY MOVIE BECAUSE LOLKEKLOL #LITLITLITTYLIT #AMIONEOFYOUNOW?"

fucking pathetic

Shut up, mouse
Your time is over

Literally slamming SoyWars with the rock bottom.

It could work: keep the cast but new set of kids. Flip all the roles
>Kevin Hart plays the main dude
>the Rock is backup
>Gillian is awk/unattractive
>Jack Black gets in shape

RDJ is a billionaire because of the MCU.

He deserves to be. He made the MCU. I’m legit glad that he has squeezed Mickey for every last penny he could. I’m sure he’s only too aware of how absolutely soulless this whole business has become, how cynical a cashgrab it really is, how uninspired and uninspiring.

If anything, TLJ only drove the point home to the masses.

Wrong, CGI IS cheap. It's animated cgi that is expensive. So many movies use CGI these days. They film in NY on green screen instead of closing streets and just CG the rest of the block. Filling in a jungle around a blue screen set or hawaiian landscape is also cheap. It's so easy to plug that stuff in and match it cause its stationary. Making spider-man move and fight is expensive. Making moving models of new items like vultures wings is expensive. Trees and buildings and stuff that gets used in any movie? That is more universal and ready to go. It gets tweaked, not custom built for the project, and once its in the shot, its there, you're not creating a frame by frame shot. Animation is expensive.

...and MCU movies

>marvel brand
>not making 2BN.

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Who /Raunchy/ here?

Seeking some RELEASE from numbing ANGUISH me and the boys rolled up to DAS KINOPLEX last night after a harrowing forty mile TREK through the frozen WRAITH-ZONE making it just as the ravenous TYRANT MOTHS began their pre-mating MANHUNT. The distant FOG-HORNS gradually being overtaken by the deadly, silken FLUTTERING of their sable WINGS.

The EMBERS of the last audience were dying down in the CREMATORIA, needless to say we had a good LAUGH in the PENIS INSPECTION line when my bro Skyler got DRAGGED OFF by the guards to serve a fifty year sentence in the POPCORN MINES for wearing a non-regulation FALCONER'S GLOVE. The SHOWERS were pumping that good-ol' ZYKLON-B that gets you extra loose for the RAUNCHY fun; trying to hold your BREATH is good practice for trying not to PISS yourself later.

My man ROBERT served us up some tasty and very litty CRAB LEGS with extra 'BUTTER', well worth the SEVEN HUNDRED and EIGHTY TWO dollars FIFTY for the TIP. Once we were INSIDE the film hadn't even STARTED before the first drips of PISS came out. An y'all just KNOW that nothing sets off the bloodlust of a TERROR-GHEIST like warm, 'buttery' PISS. Half the SQUAD was DRAGGED into the OUTER-DARKNESS before our BLADDERS were half-empty but even the keening shrieks of the ORPHANED ONES couldn't drown out this raucous COM-BOMB. When the GUARDS came to finish off the SURVIVORS I was able to ESCAPE by using the CORPSE of my bro JONNY D as a CANOE when the lake of PISS was drained down the sluice normally used for flushing blood and FLESH. I only had to wait THREE HOURS in the rank soup of run-off MEDICAL WASTE and avoid the TELEPATHIC SHARKS that make the sewers their HOME. It wasn’t so bad except for being driven MAD by the hungry WHISPERS of all the GHOSTS.

10/10 SUMMER FUN, would SEE again!

I just saw it yesterday. Better than expected. Just a fun for the whole family honest flick. How did they manage that?

Get ready for a bunch of cheap jungle movies to start coming out now. Starting with, "Disney's Jungle Cruise: the Movie".

Let's Rock and ROLL ON THE MOTHERFUCKING CASH THIS LITTLE ALL ACTION CINEMA ROMP ALL FAMILY BLOCKBUSTER LIL' FLICK HAS TAKEN FROM ALL THESE RETARD NERDS

Dwayne "THE ROCK" Johnnson >>>>>> Marvel
STATISTICALLY PROVEN.

>JUMANJI BEAT SPIDERMAN HOMECOMING, MAKES MORE THAN ANY SUPERHERO MOVIE OF 2017

because my boomer parents went to see it.

>Budget 90 million
Does anybody know why budgets exploded over the last decade? Do actors charge way more than they did in the past or is CGI that expensive?

Big movies have always had big budgets. Adjusted for inflation the original Jumangi had a budget of over 100mil.

Now Disney knows where those missing $700 millions went to

Saved.

I did read that on Mickey voice and was hilarious