I've got bad news everyone

I've got bad news everyone.....
I'm Steven

ok

I'm so disappointed in you.

Sorry.

FATTY FAT FAT FUCK WHY ARE YOU SO UGLY AND FAT STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEN

Now we're going to bury you.

No one would ever be mean enough to say this in real life right?

That night garnet learnt a valuable lesson
There is no god

Not really. I would just think he was fat and ugly as I pass by him.

Where your wheelchair gone?
and tts stuff

All I wanna do is see a woman's vagina

>Addressing the cartoon character as if he were real
These posts where people act like they're talking directly to Steven read like weird bullying power-trip fantasies and are actually pretty fucking creepy honestly

I was just shitposting. You're reading too much into it.

And there was Steven.

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
WHY ON EARTH WOULD THIS BE HAPPENING

Yeah sure man

Okay, whatever makes you feel better.

Jesus told me I'm going to Hell.
What do I do?
I don't want to be a Jew.

Well then what are you waiting for? Kill yourself.

I'm a christian now!

Whatever happened to this guy?
Did he stop being interested in ytp's?

I'm Henry Firth.

I ain't got time for this.

THE MOON, THE BEAR AND YOUR BARE ASS!

C' MON FUUUUCK

What can be said about Carlton? He was Carlton.

A NAKED WOMAN'S VAGINA

It's not acceptable to call me a nigger.

No e

CHECK THIS OUT

That went south SO quick. That is just nasty. This nigga just sucked his own peeeenis.

Fuck you! I'm the original Steven! Without me you'd be NOTHING

That day, Garnet learned a valuable lesson.

There was no god.

And there was Steven.

Nobody likes you BITCH

Did you see the robot?

STEVEN'S PENIS!

Would you make me a sandwich?

Carlton are you by any chance Carlton?

Noh

Why not W

>be Steven
>finally hit puberty
>becomes more like your mother
>physically and mentally
>get the hots for Greg
>not Connie
>start to jerk off for the first time
>heard you need lube
>only have spit
>Healing spit regrows circumcised foreskin
>in a panic try to cut it off
>keeps growing back
>Amethyst walks in

what do?

Steven eats ass
magical healing spit seals up butthole
oopsie hehe :)

I would let him suck my cock if it meant I got a foreskin

Most people here won't get this joke.
But at this time, George Bush senior was president. One time he visited a classroom and they were learning spelling. They spelled potato on the chalkboard and George Bush said, "you forgot the e at the end."

People made fun of him quite a bit for that one, like in this episode.

T-that was a joke ma'am.

Can some one link me this? I've been racking my head trying to remember the name of it for a while now.

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I kissed myself

I haven't seen this in years

Oh yeah!

I've got bad news everyone, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M Steven.

>mfw they haven't seen "the video".

Hey slightly off topic, but does anyone have the comic where Connie's dad is a DBZ nerd?

Yaldabaoth YTP is better

Amethyst is attempting sex.

nnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnn

You're a better man than me-e-e
~e

It's not acceptable to call me an ewok

Nani?

That wasn't George Bush. That was Dan Quayle. Vice Presidents are usually kind of stupid. It helps make the president look better. Bush v1 is the only real exception to the rule since he was a former CIA director and bad ass WWII vet that escaped being eaten by the Japanese.

Steven Jewniverse

Many thanks user.

WE
ARE CHRISTIANS
WE ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY
AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN'T
I HATE YOU!

kek

are you happ~e?

I fucking love bees.

Oh yeah...
I know what you're sayin...

C M O O N FUCK

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I wish the news was that your shitty cartoon was cancelled

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You're too good for this world

>henry firth will never be your wife
>yfw defend him and tell people not to talk to him that way