Àli͢e̸ns ̛ar̕e̵ terrif̨y͘i̸ng,́ w̡h̸y not͘ ̵m͟or̷é h̨orr̡or͢ ̡m͠ovi͟e͘s ͞wi̢t̡h ͝the̕m̢?̶

Àli͢e̸ns ̛ar̕e̵ terrif̨y͘i̸ng,́ w̡h̸y not͘ ̵m͟or̷é h̨orr̡or͢ ̡m͠ovi͟e͘s ͞wi̢t̡h ͝the̕m̢?̶

ayy lmao, that's why.

I don't get it either... I've been terrified by them since I was little... Dreaming of them abducting me and stuff... I once had a book with the fucker from your pic as a child and I was so damn terrified of it. My brother used to come in to my room while holding the book in front of his face and I would flip my shit.

I wonder this also really. Why not have an updated psychological sci-fi horror with Greys in it? Aliens are still a big draw everywhere else, why not make a film where they are fucking creepy and not some misunderstood space race?

How will christians and other religions explain Aliens once we eventually do make contact? Does this prove that God is a phantom of the mind or will we start trying to convert the extra terrestrials?

What does the bible or the koran or the talmud or any other holy book say about martians and the like?

They will either kill them or convert them, doesn't matter which one. Hell probably try to convert and then kill if they don't comply. That is, if they don't kill us first, since I assume visting aliens are more advanced than us.

Pope already mentioned them

If you're advanced enough to travel between stars that pretty much puts you on the same level as God.

you’re going to be disappointed when our religions make sizeable converts among alien populations. religion has less to do with perfect and true understanding of the world than you think.

Christian UFOlogists believe aliens are either demons or angels depending on the alien race.

Because they are no longer relevant to western cultural anxieties. The whole grey phenomenon was brought on by the Cold War and the massive speed up of technology in the last century. Greys used to be incubi or night hags because people who got sleep paralysis in the old days feared the Devil most of all.

That's really interesting actually, didn't think there would be a christian interpretation of ufology, pretty cool.

Shouldn’t we expect sizable portions of humanity to convert to alien religions as well?
I’d even expect more humans would convert than aliens if the aliens are more technologically advanced.

Aliens are our friends and quite frankly it's racist of you to be afraid of them instead of celebrating their culture and welcoming them into your country.

GOM OUT DER SHADAH FAGET

if melonites asians computers and sex dolls don't illicit cognition from thebreligious what makes you think extraterrestrials with monocephaly will do anything? Real talk.

Aliens = demons. I think it's Catholics that are already anticipating a meeting with "aliens" and saying they're truly demons and we need to be wary.

Aliens either 1. aren't fucking real or 2. have never been here. So no, they're not scary, you're a child if you're afraid of them.

>Aliens arrive
>they mass-convert to Islam

>have never been here
Plenty of evidence to the contrary

>once we eventually do make contact
Hahaha are you fucking retarded? Look into the fermi paradox. So many factors go into the creation of a habitable planet it's likely that earth is the only planet in our galaxy capable of it. And intergalactic travel is probably impossible. We will never make contact with aliens. It's a physical impossibility.

... he said, right before the butt probe

Wow after all this time, this user cracked the code. It’s cool everyone, this user figured it all out.

Yes, it's impossible. Until it isn't. It's going to happen. Maybe not now. Maybe not in a trillion years. But it will eventually.

Think about how ludicrously long geographical time is. It’s entirely possible aliens visited Earth 66 million years ago and haven’t come back since they think the planet is still populated by big lizards.

Cave paintings aren't evidence. There has never been definitive, objective, independently verifiable proof that aliens have ever been here. Whatever conspiracy bullshit you're about to spew doesn't count.

Cool idea, too bad it's just a what if. Whatever can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Oooooo fuck you!

i do not understand half the terms in this. Please define and explain.

calm down Jebidiah, the fact that you can use a computer is a miracle enough - Aliens are not that far fetched.

Radiowaves are not a miracle. Electricity is not a miracle. It's energy that's been observable even when the buttfucker pagans hide from """zues's""" lighting
The fact that we have advanced this far is proof that christianity is the righteous path.

There are some plenty of outlying factors
>Our definition on what life is
> our limited capacity of observation
> the sheer size of the galaxy alone
> the scale humans have been aware of these cosmic concepts versus the age of the universe itself
I think you lack critical thinking skills

>geographical time
lulz

Me on the left.

>the religion that suppressed science across a continent for thousands of years is responsible for getting us far

Life itself shouldn't have happened, and yet here we all are.

>religion bad because I heard witches and stuff

>not even trying to refute the claim
Should have known better than to try to argue with religion. Enjoy your imaginary friend.

We are already discovering potentially habitable planets, and our technology only allows us to see them in a small part of our galaxy.

>the religion that kept sacred literature safe from the marauding sandpeople """suppressed""" science

Edgy.

What the hell does "potentially habitable" mean? It's habitable or not. You need everything the earth has or you will get fucked by radiation.

True but I really want to see some earth shattering event, preferably not our destruction, but I'd love to see aliens visit us!!!FACT!!!

>supressed science
>literally invented universities, modern mathematics, engineering and architecture
Yes, there were things like Inquisition, but there's always two sides of the coin. The catholic church supressed some development, but at the same time was responsible for a lot of the western civilization's advancement.

>What is Universities in the Renaissance
>What is priest who theorized about the big bang chilling with Einstein
>What is preserving knowledge of the Roman Empire
>What is Enlightment and thousand of Christian scientists in the Middle Ages
inb4 muh Galileo
Shouln’t have been buttblasted by the Pope (his best buddy btw) asking to make his claim a theory.

Planets at the right distance of the sun, with the right atmospheric composition and enough mass. With the tech we have we really can't do much to investigate them further.

Uh, take your racism out of here. Thank you. Goodbye.

Is your brain the size of an ulster?

>bluepilled faggot doesn't realize aylmaos are actually Archons

>The fact that we have advanced this far is proof that christianity is the righteous path.

LOL, STFU FAGGOT HAHAHAHA!!!FACT!!!

Kek, like clockwork

Big Bang and Evolution theory is accepted by the Catholic Church for already 70 years.
Next.

>So many factors go into the creation of a habitable planet it's likely that earth is the only planet in our galaxy capable of it
This is not true at all

>You will be hated by everyone on account of My name, but the one who perseveres to the end will be saved. - Matthew 10:22.
It seems there's lots of intolerant people ITT, but just ignore them, fellow christian bro.

Why would you accept a theory that can't be observed this early in its conception? Give it a couple hundred years, christ

But there is. Too bad all of you have been brainwashed to worship them already.

Accepted, not preached as full truth.

How will Atheists react when all the Aliens wear robes and have crucifix necklaces?

Read over the Fermi paradoxon nigga

he could have a Grey taking a shit on screen and faggots like you would still say its """not conclusive evidence""

depends on the timeline of the meeting and whether you’re a pessimist or an optimist.

mysterious skin

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You're retarded. FACT.

God's omnipotence is not limited to Earth, for all we know he could have created all kinds of beings once he realized that humans were shit.

Kek, I’m not even a Christian but I would laugh my ass off if this happened

I would gladly convert to space Orthodoxy

>tfw used to get sleep paralysis all the time but never once got to meet a succubus

LMAO

If aliens actually came to earth how would YOU handle it? Personally I don't give a fuck if they are peaceful or not I'd grab the biggest gun I can find and shoot the fuckers

I had it once or twice, noise was fucking goddamn awful, something like slenderman but louder.

>what is existing in the context of your society
>what is prevalent social norms

nigga scientists just got along to get along. Newton was busy doing alchemy and practicing occult arts while supposedly christian.

that will never happen. You just have a weak mind and cant handle to truth of the universe. You are meaningless. No one is watching over you. No one is there. There is no universal truth.

>aliens come to earth
>turns out they are a race of female only hot blue women looking for mating partners
would you?

>They oppressed science
>They didnt mate
>WHY DO I CARE THE TIMES WERE DIFFERENT

You are the reason we can’t have nice things.
I hope you get ass raped to death

Depends if they have waifus or not

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Enjoy your void while I play golf and fuck qt angels for eons

Immediately join the aerospace industry and get rich on the government spending boom to copy alien tech.

Its objective fact.

You're the one who doesn't understand the Fermi paradox. It's based on the fact that they are a ton of probable earth-like planets in the galaxy, yet we haven't been visited

Invest in Alien crypto and spam on Alien Chans until they block Sol IPs

>watching Fire in the Sky as a kid

There are different reasons why they don’t exist (anymore or will in the future) and why they didn’t or can’t make contact with us.
Read it all nigga

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence

they did oppress it so the scientists just pretended to believe in the desert people sky daddy to get funding and resources. Then enough people caught on and got tired of muh divine kingz and queenz and btfo of everything.

>just committed two sins right there

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You should read how angels are actually described. They're horrifying creatures that nearly drive you insane to look at them.

>I cant make joke anymore
STOP

Honestly, I was a cetic, but after researching ufology I became a believer. Aliens are among us, I'm certain of it. At the very least they have visited us in the past or are observing us.

Yeah, christian mythology is terrifying when you dig deep into it.

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I never believed anything until I saw something myself that was entirely inexplicable. The further in the past it becomes, the more surreal it feels. It's easy to see how most people dismiss sightings out of hand when even though I know this was something that actually happened, it felt unreal.

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interdimensional not extraterrestrial OK.

>They're horrifying creatures that nearly drive you insane to look at them.
More on this?

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