This is Brian Michael Bendis. Say something nice about him

This is Brian Michael Bendis. Say something nice about him

Ultimate Spider-Man was good

Loser.

He's made an impressive career of rehashing the work of better writers.

>Alias
>Powers
>Daredevil
>Ultimate Spider-Man
>Fortune and Glory

He was, at one point in his life, a hell of a writer, maybe even the best at the time.

No.

Thank you.

Fuck you motherfucker Alias is a piece of shit.

Something nice?

Something thoughtful. Something nice.

Your run on Uncanny was a huge disappointment, but at least you didn't kill off Scott Summers.

Something nice. About Bendis.

Bendis? The writer?

Fuck you Bendis. Nobody cares about you or shitty forced progressive writing. Fuck you also for fucking with Luke Cages character.

Yes. About Bendis.

I, too, have a homoerotic crush on Luke Cage.

He's a bold guy.

No it's not and you know it.

About Bendis? Brian Michael Bendis? That Bendis?

>HE LOST WEIGHT

...

I hope he enjoys his retirement and all the money he's made.

He lost a lot of weight at an age where that's very difficult to do, especially when you've been overweight as long as he has.

his wife has the sweetest pussy i ever put my dick in

Bald.

I know this one! It's instant loss.jpg, right?

That's him. That's the Bendis. Say something nice about him.

>He will never be black
Sad

Well, lemme think. Hmmm.

(Man, this is tougher than I thought it was going to be.)


Oh, I got it. You know that book?

What book?

he will die eventually and all his actions will be forgotten within few years

That book. y'know, that book.

we can help him achieve his dream

Haven't read Fortune and Glory, but the rest are supremely overrated IMO. Especially Spider-Man and Daredevil.

In the future, less people will remember what he's done.

You help move the progressive cause onwards as a living memento to white man's decline.

Loser?

That book with the cops. You know, that book?

Loser.