A room full of computers and stuff in an underground military base or something and an alarm goes off or whatever

A room full of computers and stuff in an underground military base or something and an alarm goes off or whatever

>Everyone! We need to hack the enemy's security system NOW
>I am on it, Sir
>how long will it take? Encrypt the data!
>Look Sir, this is complex work, their security system is almost impregnable, a minefield!
>HOW LONG?
>Sir, we're talking the aynfield max security trojan fire walls, sophisticated decipher defense enigma technology from Russia..
>HOW LONG? TELL ME
>I-i- it will take at least 10 minutes Sir...
>You have 20. Don't rush it, I want it to be done correctly and with care

Everytime

>two characters sitting down at a restaurant eating
>...which means if we don't do something he's going to find out it was us!
>Okay let's go to the lab.
>Wait I still have food left.

>Detective, my office, now!
>Your badge and and katana
>And your other katana

>>character is talking on the phone with somebody
>>hangs up without saying goodbye

>Security Camara black and white footage being analyzed
>Bad guys are facing the other direction
>They look blurry as fuck
>One of them turns
>"There!, Zoom in!"
>His face is suddenly in HD
>From that single frame they instantly recognise him, his name, alias, nationality, job, home, relatives, etc.

>character is getting outhacked
>they're good... but I'm better!
>begins rapidly tapping the keyboard
>and.. we are.... in!

>oh my god we are being counterhacked

>shit, they found the back door!
>back door?
>yes! for when things go wrong!
>why would you leave a back door?
>you always leave a back door!

You are all hijacking an excellent thread due to your laziness of reading

>Character drops their vanilla folders

Manila, not vanilla.

>characters first time in firefight
>one of the bad guys gets close
>a character shoots him in the face
>immietedly recognizes his opponent is dead and stops shooting
>after the fight others ask him
>"maybe you'd like to shoot him some more?"
>"No, I'm fine."
When will they learn?

>Okay, smart boy, what do you propose we do instead?
>Well, it's very risky but technically we could telefrag the morphwavver into a sack and then the electropositron explo
>Look, I don't have the appropiate scientific background to undertand the details of what you are explaining, maybe you could find a way that uses more common words so we all here know what the plan is about?
>Yes of course.
>Thanks, you're a sweeetheart, man.

>Wow girl... you give good head
>I grew up with brothers

>"...only then you can defeat lord fuckblade and seal him back in his tomb for another 58326 years."
>"Can't I just kill him for good?"
>"Good idea. I can't believe that nobody over course 174978 years has never thought about it."

>girl overhears boy he just recently started dating talking about not wanting to commit to a serious relationship yet
>next day she sits down and calmly talks about his issues and how it's okay to take things slow

200% mad.jpg

>an impoverished orphan from backwards town
>can't fight a shit and fails at everything
>needs training and experience to defeat bad guy
I hate when they do this in order to make three movies out of one.

>I-i- it will take at least 10 minutes Sir...
>You have 20. Don't rush it, I want it to be done correctly and with care
>Everytime

this never happens. more like:

>it will take me 10 minutes sir
>you have 5

>Invulnerable enemy has one tiny weak spot
>It turns out to be too small and concealed to hit anyways

>what are you doing here ?

are you retarded?

>Bad guy has plan/machine that is literally unbeatable by normal means
>heroes only win through villain making a mistake/some shitty one-time use mcguffin
>villain never tries the same plan again

no. are you?

>"We need more power from the reactor."
>"Can't do sir. We're already at maximum capacity,"
>"Damn it I want 10% more!"
>"That's not how reactors work."
>"Fine, I'll do this myself then."

WHAT DOES KATANA MEAN

>Your badge and your SAMURAI SWORD

>Bad guy has plan/machine that is literally unbeatable by normal means
>heroes only win through villain making a mistake/some shitty one-time use mcguffin
>villain never tries the same plan again because he's afraid of people calling unoriginal hack who can't come up with different plan.

>"You don't understand the power you're playing with!
>Villain stops his plan right away to study and comprehend in mot depth the power he wants to play with
>only tries again once he has throroughly studied the subject and is 100% certain about how things work

>the joke
>your head

>Enemy soldiers are rumored to be extremely well trained and deadly
>On every ecounter with heroes they manage to kill or injure many of them severely
>As series progresses they become even more capable, making heroes avoid fights whenever possible

>cops walk up to bartender with photograph
>Have you seen this woman? She went missing two days ago.
>bartender takes the photo and studied it "No I never saw her come in here"
>bartender is just about to give photo back to the cops when their coworker interject
>"Wait a minute! Isn't that the girl from last Tuesday who - nevermind. My mistake I haven't seen her either."

>guy punches another bigger guy in the face
>"Heh, is that the best you can do?"
>Well... actually, yes"
>"Uh, thanks god, I don't think I could handle a harder punch than that, getting punched in the face hurts no matter how big one is, you know."

>Character gets hit in the head with stock of a rifle
>Dies

>Character uses firearm as a melee weapon
>In next scene it's revealed to be broken because of that

>bad guy has a gun to a hostage's head
>hero has a gun pointed at the bad guy's head a few meters away
>bad guy stands completely still, showing most of his head over the hostage's shoulder while he starts listing demands or taunting the hero
>"IF YOU SHOOT, I'LL KILL HER!"
>hero figures he has a good enough shot and takes it, bullet leaves his gun at mach 2 and blows a hole in the bad guy's head before he even hears the bang

>characters gets into a huge firefight without any protection
>they all develop permanent damage to their ears

Would it work like that?
I'm no expert but would it be possible for guy who has been shot, even fataly, to still pull the trigger and kill the hostage?

>"John, do you have the analysis on the tires?"
>"Yes, sir. According to our computed data, the marks belong to a specific model of tire that sells millions each year. It's literally impossible to find a car with only this information."

If you don't instantly die, lose consciousness or go into shock from having a hole blown into your brain then sure, assuming you even retain control of your motor skills and can tell what the fuck is going on. The point is there is no way in hell you're going to have time to react to someone prematurely pulling the trigger on you since bullets move faster than sound when coming out of the barrel. If you're being shot at from a distance then you're even going to hear it until after bullets start raining in.

not even going to hear it*

I meant it more in a way you get shot and shock makes you clench your fingers unconsciously.
Or even that you fall on the ground and push it accidentally.

I don't think getting your brain splattered causes muscle spasms, getting electrocuted can though.