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HEY BLUNT.

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Shut up nerd, it's Jennaposting time.

444 Blessed thread

Is she gunna be okay bros?

no she isn't :(

Hey

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>this is a 21 year old girl in America

HEY DETROLIO

Jenna has slutty toes

who was in the wrong here?

obviously Dwight, why didnt he duck

I write a new essay about this every time, but Jim and Pam absolutely loved that Roy made a fool of himself and attacked Jim. Not only does Roy get to be treated like a crazy person while Jim and Pam get an excuse to elope and enjoy telling the guy to fuck off (and flinch like wounded children whenever they see him), but also Pam totally got away with meandering and miscommunicating with her fiancé to the point where she had never ever told him they weren't together anymore, and that she was literally dating another guy without telling him. Pam's a vapid child who accidentally-on-purpose kept Roy in the dark regarding everything going on in her life, simply because she didn't have the guts or decency to break up with him. So instead, she starts doting on Jim and accepting confessions and kisses, and Roy has no idea, so he thinks he's defending his relationship when he attacks what he believes is a man preying on his wife.
Jim and Pam deserve eachother because they're both facetious meek weirdos. Roy was too normal for Pam, it was awesome the way they gave Roy a perfect wife and wedding later on.

JUST

Jim deserved a beating for choosing Pam over Karen

Pam
>failed art school student
>dating asshole chad only because she was too lazy and stupid to find something that wasn't convenient
>lacks any motivation to better her life
>convinces bf to in small town because she's scared to lose him
>ages like milk
>has nice tits

Karen
>motivated and educated professional that's constantly trying to move up in the world
>wants bf to succeed and would follow him and his dreams
>ages like wine
>perfect petite body
>funny without being a child
>hasn't slept around the office

Dwight is an autistic bitch and deserved everything Jim gave him and worse

Jim, he got what he deserved. Oh, how I enjoyed the rest of the episode

What was objectively the best prank Jim played on Dwight?

>Pam
>white
>Karen
>mutt
case closed

nickels in the phone

>IRISH
>white
pick one and only one

The one where Jim conditions Dwight with his computer noise and altoids.

Asian Jim

Desk in the bathroom.

Asain Jim was GOAT.

hello redd!t

Not actually a prank by Jim, but when Dwight gets his head stuck in the jack-o-lantern is the best Office moment of all time.

It's just lazy writing.
They knew they needed to split up Roy and Pam but he never did anything worse than being moderately inconsiderate and being someone other than Jim.
He was more than reasonable about the "crush rumor" and trusted Jim that it was in the past.

The writers knew they had to make Roy seem worse than Pam (who emotionally and physically cheated on him)
so they had him uncharacteristically trash a bar and attack Jim

Oneitis is a terrible affliction. Every man gets it once. Most guys don't get that girl and wise up immensely afterwards when it comes to dating.

I felt like shit for 2 years and missed out on at least a few girls that probably would've been better for me, because I only had eyes for her and she liked the attention and stringed me along a bit.

I had so much resentment for myself and her afterwards.

A chick will never "grow to like you", she either finds you viable or she doesn't. You have to be clear with your intentions rather quick or she thinks you're beta or a friend.

Fuck! You know she fucks like a fucking crazy bitch. Probably has a knife under the bed. Imagine the kegal strength! She’s going to buzz cut her hair any day now.

don't mind me, just posting the objective best girl

>tfw had oneitis so bad i sent love messages to my ex who was engaged and ruined her engagement and i got a restraining order put on me
>didnt talk to any girls for 2 years afraid id go full psycho
>started talking and fucking again and i have 0 attachment to girls and they love me a lot more for it

everything worked out better than expected

Early Jan was ok, but Jan in the later seasons made me want to cut my insides out.

That bit is hilarious.

Another case of the writers being lazy and trashing a character to justify them being pushed out

>somewhere in an alternate reality there is a version of The Office where Jim stayed with Karen and forgot all about wanting Pam
If only we had this.

Im sad as hell they never did The Farm/Schrute Farms spin-off. That would've been cool as hell, I loved all the episodes having to do with Dwight's Farm.

"I'm digging a grave for a horse, what's it look like I'm doing?"

Friendly reminder that Gabe x Erin is the OTP.

Spotted the virgin.

Reminder that Dwight dumped a 9/10 5’10 intelligent blonde goddess for a short, ugly, old gold digging catlady who has aids from the senator.

Why did he do it Sup Forums?

Any spin-off would have been awful

Hell no. Gabe is too serious and Erin is too dumb for Gabe. Andy and Erin make a better combo because they're both goofy.

It was the only way he could be with his son.

>tfw still mad that Andy and Erin never got together
Those autistic retards deserved each other dammit.

I think Angela's hot. Ester's family was too screwed up.

Why do you say that?

But remember he didn't know for sure Angela had his son until after he committed to Angela?

They really did

>But remember he didn't know for sure Angela had his son until after he committed to Angela?
He knew.

He had a good idea that it was his, but he didnt know 100%. Unless im forgetting something

Pam
>actress
>divorced from one director
>married another
>two kids
Karen
>Dad is Quincy Jones
>Mom is Peggy Lipton
>no kids

I believe the choice is clear.

>tfw Pam will never peg you in the ass while Karen makes you deepthroat her strapon from the front
Life is pain. Existence is suffering. End me now.

Snip, snap!

>peg
>strapon
>not futa
trash/10

Futa is for gay faggots, strapons make it straight.

Based.

idk I kind of like the dominatrix thing where she belittles you for not being man enough. I'm rewatching it now and she's so hot how bossy she is. I'm on season 3 mind you so I forgot how bad it may get. I haven't watched in a while

>tfw been dating the same girl since grade 10, we had a thing for each other since grade 7 but nothing ever came of it until highschool
>we've been dating for 8 years now and happier than ever

Get at me with your Oneitis bullshit.

you have oneitis for your gf, grats

enjoy dating ugly trash sluts on tinder that have taken multiple cocks. You will never know the feeling of having a girlfriend in high school and you both lose your virginity to each other. I get prime pussy regularly, you struggle to get girls to swipe right on your on tinder, and if you're lucky, she's most likely a 6/10, chubby in some way and has ridden numerous cocks before you. You enjoy that, pussy. I'll enjoy my prime Oneitis 9/10 loyal blue eyed and brown haired GF

touched a nerve hey oneitis

calm down kid

enjoy the inevitable breakdown of your entire world when she comes to you crying, saying that she doesn't feel like she ever got the chance to 'discover herself' and wants to take a """break"""

Roleplaying isn't allowed on Sup Forums user/

The absolute state of your minds. Jesus, if Sup Forums has poisoned you beta orbiters THIS severely, then I think it's safe to assume you aren't getting ANY pussy at all. Lmao. This is straight virgin talk. But please, keep replying, it's fascinating seeing /r9k/ fags slowly reveal their power levels.

Do you need a drink of water?

Joke's on you bucko, I'm an actual homosexual.

GET THAT ENGLISH CLITLICKER

>being THIS mad

>triggering 3 individual people this badly that they keep replying to my posts

I genuinely feel sorry for you virgins. I can only imagine how genetically unfortunate you all are, both physically and mentally.

The CIA Recruitment

>he keeps mass quoting and replying
this is absolutely priceless lol
does he realize it's all me baiting him?

It's alot easier being the person who cares less in a relationship. I think it has something to do with girl's enjoying the chase too, "why isn't he texting me", "who the fuck is that girl on his friendslist fucking slut thinks she's cute"

You literally landed your oneitis, I'm legit happy for you. From what I've gathered guys like you have the most optimistic views on women.

Nice shop user, I know for a fact that one of those is me and not you.

>the office is coming back
if only you knew how bad things really are

if you dont care (as much) its because you either have other girls or options (in her mind)

sometimes ill text too much or be too nice and ill pull the fuck back for a while until i recalibrate with her that i dont care about her and i can go forever without seeing or hearing from her

thank you. there are good girls out there. just very few and far between. my buddy is a tinder slayer, and just watching him constantly go through girlfriends is rather sad and I can tell he genuinely wants to find a good girl but there are so few out there. Snatch them when they're young and innocent, give them a good life, make sure you have a good job and money and they won't go anywhere. At least with my experience. 8 years in and she still comes up to me, sucks my dick and swallows.

It's definitely the best concept, but I feel like not seeing the payoff lowers the score a little.

>the office is coming back
No one thinks it's going to be good.

It's just for the literal who actors that SOMEHOW couldn't spin a featured role in one of the most popular television shows of the time into a lucrative career.

You should marry her.

Holly Flax is actually best girl.

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jennaposters BTFO John "superchad" Krasinski wouldnt mind being on the reboot and doesnt despise the show

STOP STRINGING JENNA ALONG U PSYCHO

I bet this was Blunt's cruel plan

is Jenna coming back too? that's all she has and if they take that show away from her i'm really scared what she could do

Any love for the true best Office girl?

the only time amy ryan ever looked cute was season 2 of the wire desu

HEY ROY

>Office reboot
>it's all the reject characters like Meredith, Creed, and all those new characters no one cares about

>In December 2017, it was reported that a revival of the series was under consideration by NBC. It would debut during the 2018–19 television season and would feature a mix of original (excluding Steve Carell) and new cast members

How does this make you feel? Hard mode: Office reaction images only.

I was totally down for the Dwight spinoff plans, then it just fizzled out for some reason.

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>Creed
>reject character

>hiding bitch wrists under an oversized watch

>a mix of original (excluding Steve Carell) and new cast members
"original" characters like the literal whos added between seasons 5 and 9 who don't have real careers

>Creed
did you forget that he got arrested

Filename says it all

>CREED REBOOT
INSTAKINO

>tfw no Office/Parks movie to bridge the two shows

FEELSBADMANG

Roy wins in the end, gets a hotter wife and a well paying job. He also got prime Pam.

That's a regular sized G Shock you fucking plebeian.