THIS IS MADNESS!

THIS IS MADNESS!

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THIS

Maybe the world needs a little madness

IS

IS

MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD

ISN'T

C A K E T O W N

>2018
>Killing an advocate for impoverished refugees fleeing wartorn Persia who are mainly women and children and just looking for safety and will contribute so much to the otherwise bland, boring and homogenous Greek society and culture.

SPARTA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AH-AH

Lmao I remember that video

no! sparta! haha

BRUSH YOUR TEEEETTTHHH

shit movie, and overrated as fuck

>THIS IS..... a text message

Anyone ever have that alert on their phone when they were younger?

Why were persians niggers?

No, but who cares this is capeshit and there was a magic goat in the film, historical accuracy is clearly not what they were going for

I think this guy was just an emissary from one of their conquered lands

he was a Persian messenger, not a Persian, he works for the persians

were there that many sub saharan africans in the persian empire

Bane?

god damn you Sup Forums

Can someone explain where the fuck blacks lived in the Persian Empire?

Yeah
fuck that takes me back

Goddammit. Kek.

This movie has the best lines

>what should we do
>what can we do
>what can you do

>you are a good friend, but a better captain, there is none

>give them nothing, but take from them everything

>the world will know that free men stood against a tyrant

>for bold leonidas, and the brave 300

That's Doctore?? I never put that together before

They wanted to have the bad guys be dark skinned and the good guys light skinned. That's why there are no actual Greeks or Persians (or Anatolians or Levantines) in the movie. In real life they have roughly the same skin tone.

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>The thousand nations of the Persian Empire are upon you. Our arrows shall blot out the sun.

>Then we will fight in the shade.

Mother. Fucking. Based.

1/10

Fuck ive been here too long

old memes thread?

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>This is delicious!

best one is the guy who loses an eye and is totally fine because the gods saw fit to give him a second

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Our bees will block out the sun

Aye

THIS.
IS.
JEOPARDY.

I also like Xerxes and his final messenger's speeches, but for different reasons.

Classic meme

Killing messengers was fucking sacrilege. So much so, that when the war was over two Spartan nobles had to go and die for the sin. Also the shows that Persians were the good guys.

The parody was great

HE WAS A CONSUL OF PERSIA

was this the original primordial meme? it was either this or demotivational posters

The true primordial memes predate the internet.

People BRAAAAPposted on the walls of Ancient Rome.

MADNESS?
NO NO NO NO
THIS IS SBARRTAAA

webrings

>Depict Spartans as having passionate hetero sex and fighting like manly men
>Don’t depict all of the gay sex they had

What did they mean by this?

then we will hug in the shade

>>Don’t depict all of the gay sex they had
it was implied.

I liked the CGI in this movie.

BRUSH YOUR TEEEETH

Uh, you don't get to kick messengers.

Spartan and Athenian caricatures are like the greek mythology of the """modern west""". I remember learning as a kid how both were interchangeably superior/enlightened/intellectual/decadent/corrupt/faggoty depending on the point in history and the geopolitical symbolism that was meant to be imparted in school.

You understood whether the spartans or athenians were supposed to be your self insert or The Evil Badguys at any point in the story based on which one was being represented as a buttfucker in that moment.

THIS IS NOOTKA
MMMMMMMHHHHHH

I mean yeah killing an unarmed diplomat is definitely a big faux pas and a dick move.

Mine was the robot friend song from the AWESOME-O episode of southpark. I remember that ringing in class in like 6th grade. Luckily no one knew where it came from.

Good lad

>film is made on 40 million budget
>has a grander scope to it than films with 5 times the budget
How did mad Snyder do it?

Because he’s truly gifted. I’ve never seen anyone garner such unwarranted, fanatic hatred.

Aye

>homogeneous
>achans, aeolians and dorians

Persia was a multicultural empire (USA) and greece was a small army of resilient resistence (Husein's Iraq)

>How did mad Snyder do it?
His vision and technique was actually perfect for this movie. The dark colors and shadows worked extremely well. Unfortunately every movie of his tries to do the same thing but they all suck except for some parts of watchmen

THIS IS SNEEEEEEEEEDS FEEEEED AND SEEEEED (formerly Chucks)

This is love, Rosie.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>forced

Spartans were famous for their blonde and red hair actually you turd.

I genuinely enjoyed suckerpunch

You don't get to bring slaves

Saw suckerpunch in theaters with a bunch of people acid and the movie really fired us all up, tried watching it sober years later and turned it off 5 minutes in.

Genuinely a movie you have to watch in a raucous group of people on high-powered drugs.

>needs drugs to have fun

>needs drugs to have fun watching suckerpunch***
ftfy

Whatever you need to tell yourself friend.

Do both versions have the music number in them? The one Oscar and Eva sing?

I assume not, because I don't remember that, at least off the top of my head

>same people different name
wew