Whoa this is gonna take 24 hours they have seven proxy barriers and

>Whoa this is gonna take 24 hours they have seven proxy barriers and...
>You got 5 minutes

>I'm in

>this'll take at LEAST 3 hours

>you've got 4

>Not greatly overpitching how long it'll take you to complete any task so you can include a tea break and still look like a genius engineer when you complete it two hours ahead of schedule

>they have seven proxy barriers and...
>IN ENGLISH DOC

hahaha, fucking nerds amirite?

>I can do it in 2

>French film with English subtitles
>IN FRENCH DOC

>Janny: this BAN is gonna take 24 hours
>Me: You got 5 minutes

Bitch that's how I treat my bans. Jannies can't stop me.

>Make kino threads
>Get deleted
>Blacked/bait threads live their full life
Its almost like janitors are cucks

>and your other IP

>you've got 2 hou
>I'm in

>and your other honor

>You need to cut off the red wire
>THERE IS NO RED WIRE!

>report pedoposter thread
>it doesn't get removed
>next day, go to report another pedoposter thread
>"you have been banned from filing reports"
really makes me think

>okay, I can hack into their firewall, implant the C++ virus and breach the motherboard... but I'll need at least ten terabytes
>there's no way we can access that amount of data in time!
>*smirks* good thing I have an ace up my sleeve *plugs in mouse*

>You need to cut off the red wire
>THEY ARE ALL RED!

>Damn user, you just hacked into the CIA security files with just a phone?

>Now you need to put your password in...
>SPEAK ENGLISH NERD

>hacker character is good looking

>he has hacked into the mainframe!

This one breaks the immersion the most

>Its Kino

based miracle worker

>Doesnt use the mouse

>Smart but lazy
>Underachiever

Kino's kino

>Are you sure you can hack this system?
>I designed it

>Hacking is a guy who starts to type a bunch of green shit in a black screen with 100% accuracy 300APM in a netbook keyboard
>Not just 1 program running in the background

>How can you hack so good?
>I have been doing this since I was a kid

>Hacker is a female

Hate this the most but it always fucking happens.

>Is an attractive female

>I'm in
>how did you get past their firewall so quickly?
>I had 5 brothers

>And your other proxy!

>Character is a cute attractive girl hacker
>Has autism
>Instead of alienating her from others and making her insufferable, her autism makes her adorable and even more cute

I never read these threads I always just hit image view in clover and download all the pepes I don't already have and never contribute

>I need you to hack into the mainframe
>I need 10 minutes
>you got 5
>I'm in

>hacker character isn't Russian

>hacker is wear a shirt that says "Hakker"

>You need to cut the red wire
>OK
>NO WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

>press the power button to turn on the comp-
>REEEEEEEEEE ENGLISH EEEEEEE

>TOO LATE

>types randomly on the keyboard
>manages to actually do shit instead of typing "kjhsdg jdghmmqgnmqdf"

keyboard kino

>Guy gets locked up with qt autist nerd in elevator or wherever
>Doesn't take her virginity by raping her in missionary

>FRANK!! FRANK!!
>ARE YOU THERE?
>*fights bodyguards*
>I'm okay, just had a lil company

>Takes a fucking bullet in the arm
>WHAT THE FUCK FRANK ARE YOU OK?
>Its just a scratch I'm fine