Can I get the low-down on this? Also, religious cartoon thread

Can I get the low-down on this? Also, religious cartoon thread.

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mother is a killjoy

veggie tales is Christ-kino

>religious cartoon

If it ain't Veggie Tales don't bother.

You're making Jehovah sad, Sup Forums

These are some tasty comments but I still have no fucking clue what this cartoon is about.

only religious centric cartoon i'd watch

I have this on DVD

It's about how the mom got colonized because Jehova willed it.

youtube.com/watch?v=FuMSqz2L90A

step aside fags literally the only good religious animated movie coming through

>HURRRRRRR DUUUURRRR STOP HAVING FUN JEHOVAH HATES FUN

youtube.com/watch?v=fnk52bU92oE

This one has the best God

>Choosing Christendom over the Tuatha de Danaan
Nah

...and Aisling's magic wolf puss.

It's a movie about connecting with the divine, about channeling the beauty of a higher power to drive back the darkness and chaos of primordial superstition. Though I'm not surprised the main takeaway for the degenerates on Sup Forums is wolf cunny

I think your priorities are a bit skewed. There's nothing more important than cunny.

>Bend over backwards for a mortal
>He sides with the religion that outright denies your divinity

>this is what Christcucks actually believe

what is that title? why are those random lines around "the"? _the | greatest miracle?

>"Is this toy magical?"
>"Mmhm."

I still after all these years do not understand this. It's a hunk of plastic shaped like a wizard. It isn't a wizard.

they tried to make a cross with the G and M

I guess it's supposed to be a cross. It's a movie about how you must go to mass and confess your sins to a priest to avoid Hell.

Fuuuck me, that'd take hours.

Is this the one where she says gays aren't allowed in heaven, or the one where she throws out a kid's toy that he got as a gift because it was the devil, or is this a new one I don't know about yet?

Because the wolflet knew from her own experience how people suffered under the chaotic rule of the Fae. Hell, the spiritual successor/maybe sequel even delves into this, showing how the spirits of old have been dying off slowly and ending with them separating from mankind entirely.

Not even a christcuck. I just enjoy the theme of mankind rejecting the chaos of superstition and connecting with a constructive higher power, even one they've imagined, to bring order and beauty.

If I could play devil's advocate, I think what's troubling the mom is that it represents and symbolizes magic, and that even if it's not literally magic, that that's bad enough. Kind of like having a problem with somebody waving around a confederate or a nazi flag and the flag waver says "what's the problem? I'm not actually enslaving or systematically killing anybody." It's about what it stands for and is associated with.

I still think she's a bitch for not letting the kid keep the toy and don't really see why anybody wants to worship a god they think has a problem with a dumb fucking wizard toy.

...

I SEND THE SWARM I SEND THE HORDE THUS SAITH THE LORD

Not actually from the bible of course, but then plenty of christians still believe it.

Who likes magic, Sup Forums: Jehovah or Satan?

I just realized how fucking huge the boys head is. Anyways, someone post the lewds

The very best cartoon ever aired on a religious broadcaster, and it hardly ever had people going to church.

I think they're okay with if you just get the biggest most important ones out of the way with a quick summary. God already knows what you did either way, of course, so I suppose it's just the gesture of confessing that counts? I unno this stuff is all foreign to me.

Let's not forget that the toy wasn't even his, but his friend's.

Someone's gonna get pissed over that.

Wrong picture

>there’s porn of the mom out there
My dick can only get so hard

Alright but I would be confessing the lust and sloth stuff for like 30 minutes minimum. Like, fuck, how does loli bestiality not result in an instant hell ticket?

Why not both?

Literally the best looking animated feature ever.

Well you have to say you're sorry (and mean it) and give it up (for realsies) and then God forgives you, I guess.

Also that "seven deadly" shit was made up by one pope and later thrown out by another, it really doesn't count.

F-for realsies?

>The Tragedy of Man

Now this was some kino tier religious movie.

For really realsies.

You gotta give up fucking the puppies. Even outside of the religious thing, as an user, I'm telling you I think you should just try and not fuck puppies or whatever it is you've been up to.

Oh geez I do forget that part. I thought the kid had received it as a gift and didn't need to return it.

Does throwing away something that you borrowed and agreed to return count as stealing? Isn't stealing something you're not supposed to do according to this whole christianity thing?

You people never let me have any fun.

how many demons do you think bible man could take in a fight
i think at least eight

>one man and one woman

Didn't that Abraham guy get to fuck two women? Do some guys get an exception if they have a super special direct link with god, or what's up with that?

Not gonna lie, this looks badass. Is it?.

See

Sophia is pure sex

Jehovah witness here. Ask me anything.

>those "not Disney" characters
>some sexy anthro cat women
>random black guy
>two people disguised as animals
>one of them's a goblin
[/spoiler](or a Jew, it is a Christian movie)[/spoiler]
>crazy Noah

Did I miss anything? It looks like it could be funny.

were you diddled as a kid and did you like it!?
Real question, what's the difference between you guys and other christian fanatics?

Oh shit, I just saw the mythical animals off to the side!

I already posted mine.

Ur mom hot?

No.
And the main difference is we believe God's name is Jehvoah and his Jesus dad, and we don't believe in hell but that every one will one day be resurrected on a paradise Earth. Those are the main two differences.

He had two wives because at the time that was normal. Isn't really connected to religion just how it was at the time from my understanding.

>from the visual writer of Pocahontas
>from the visual writer
>visual
>writer

The fucking fuck?

>Those are the main two differences.
aren't you not allowed to celebrate christmas?

That was such abusive parenting. I hate witnesses. My friend escaped the witnesses and she has never looked back. Nothing about them makes sense.

does your religion offer an answer as to were the fuckload of extra people go when they get ressurected ?

Well, why did the status on how many wives a guy can have change? If God's cool with it if it's okay in your time period, why can't we enter a new time period with a new normal status for marriage?

That's link to use not wanting to celebrate traditions from other religions. And most commonly practiced holidays are linked back to other religions and pagan practices.

On Earth I guess. We have enough room. But technically their is no clears answer.

Most people say she is but I'm not posting pics

>his Jesus dad
Don't all Christian branches believe that?

>I'm not posting pics

>room. But technically their is no clears answer.
i dont think we do unles its like that thing where the entire earth could stand on new york

>That's link to use not wanting to celebrate traditions from other religions
what

are you allowed to celebrate christmas or not

DID YOU WITNESS JEHOVAH

I don't know they never talk about that subject in the Bible that much.

That's a typo should say "he's Jesus dad." And most christians from my understanding believe in the Trinity where Jehovah isn't even mention and Jesus is the main God.

I remember reading somewhere we're everyone could live in like 25% of the USA with their own plot of farm land and a basic ranch house. I don't remember all the details but it was around those line.

In regards to the whole wizard doll thing, what exactly is the deal with magic? Because in order to assume magic in an of itself is wrong, you have to
a)believe magic is real
b)believe it can be used in a manner that affects the physical world in a way you find offensive

Then again this is all predicated on a belief in a mystical sky man making sure you behave, so what do I know?

>jehovah wants you to be his friend
>but you have to follow his standards
every time

what an awful friend

So. Anyone remember Adventures in Odyssey? Yeah me neither.

kimcartoon.me/Cartoon/Adventures-in-Odyssey/Episode-A-Stranger-Among-Us?id=59670

No because Christmas started out as a Pagan holiday and wasn't concerted to being a Christian holiday until somewhere in the 1800's. So because of its roots we don't celebrate it. Sounds like it sucks but it never bothered me. My parents would make up for it by getting me presents randomly throughout the year

I agree it's a weird name.

The Bible simply states to avoid practicing Magic. My guess is to avoid trying to practice magic linked to other Gods like in Prince if Egypt with the two priests. But I still play games like skyrim so whatever. That part is a weird grey line area in my head that's hard to define.

>And most christians from my understanding believe in the Trinity where Jehovah isn't even mention and Jesus is the main God.

your understanding is wrong

all christians believe in the trinity. some are conflicted about whether the trinity is one entity--as in, God is also Jesus and the holy spirit AND they are all three separate entities at the same time--or if they are just three separate entities.

>believe in the Trinity where Jehovah isn't even mention and Jesus is the main God.

Most if not all Christians think of Jesus as the Son of God, sent to earth for our sins, yadda yadda. The Trinity was something made up later to explain Christ's divinity by essentially retconning him from Son of God (mortal man birthed by divine providine) to No-He's-Also-God-Too-Trust-Us-Guys God incarnate.

Either way its a crock of horseshit and detracts from what Christians should focus on: the words Jesus said. By all accounts he was a real historical man, but everyone gets caught up in "holy shit God walked the earth!" instead of his whole "seriously guys, stop being such dicks" message

I think you're forgetting the limited number of spots in heaven. The lack of birthdays or most holidays. Th inability to marry outside the church congregation. The refusal of blood transfusions. And I feel like there is something about modern medicine in general.

>No because Christmas started out as a Pagan holiday

ah, so your family is one of those that thinks intent doesn't matter.

I always loved Odyssey, all that Whit's End stuff, though I try to stay away from preachy religion stuff.

The fuck, Mom? Oh well, guess you're gonna make him give the toy back to his frien-
>throws it away

>religious cartoon thread.
okay

>Pagan holiday and wasn't concerted to being a Christian holiday until somewhere in the 1800's

More like the Romans had no record of Christ's exact birth date when they were switching over to the Church, so they basically went "Hey, we already have this big celebration feast at the end of the year, why not just use that to commemorate his birthday?". You're probably thinking of when it started becoming a commercial force, which molded it into what we know today

I never really got that part of the cartoon. If it goes against the message that the cartoon is trying to portray, fine, he can't have the toy. But isn't it just common decency to return it to the original owner? Although I guess by their logic, nobody should have wizard toys.

They made a fucking sequel to Sparlock?

there's like 30 of these cartoons, user

I admit my knowledge is vary limited and I didn't know that. Interesting to hear.


While most true the marriage part isn't fully true. I know many people(including my mom) who married out side our religion. It's like when people try to marry inside their own race. You don't have to but people recommended it because it saves dealing with any conflicting culture problems, while in this case religious problems.
Like I said earlier most holidays aren't celebrated because of their roots to pagan holidays and traditions.
And the blood one is a main one I forget about. It's stated in the Bible that blood is sacred which is why we believe that we shouldn't put others people blood inside us. But we're okay with that one procedure where they clean your blood.
Medical wise I'm pretty sure are only problem is blood transfusions.

??

From what I learned(outside of my religion) Christmas started out as a pagan roman festival that was later turned into the celebration of Jesus's birthday.

Guess I'll kill myself

But thats literal heresy
or 321 penguins

I was just thinking about Sparlock today

I really loved this cartoon as a child. It was the only cartoon my dad would watch. My dad loved it so much he spends his free time writing morality tales. It's pretty much a staple of growing up in a southern CHRISTIAN home.

I wonder why there aren't any Moslem cartoons.

I wonder why you had to bring this into the discussion, Sup Forumsack

storyboarder doesn't sound as cool

No, I genuinely don't know. Doesn't the no artwork rule only apply to Mohammed?

I don't have time to run down the entire Nicene creed for you right now but a few points

>It's stated in the Bible that blood is sacred
Christs blood was

>Christmas started out as a pagan roman festival
common misconception descended from protestant anti-Catholic propaganda (sorry fellas) the Dec 25th date comes from an old belief that all righteous people die on the same day they were conceived.

because their shithole home lands don't allow expression besides public executions?

Don't be rude. I don't want my thread to be derailed.

>because Christmas started out as a Pagan holiday
Most major religious holidays did, why is that even remotely important?

> until somewhere in the 1800's
Oh wow

Dude I have nothing against you but seriously read something your parents didn't hand you

>Hey Caleb. Can I have my toy back?
>Sorry, my mom made me throw it away because she says that magic is of Satan and is against Jehovah. What time does the movie start again?

>Not realizing that Aisling validates Brendan's Christianity in that the forest's trees have the Christian triquetra on their bark the first and last times he meets her
>Not realizing the theme of the movie is that artistic creation and Christianity are both things meant to be shared with the world (Aiden's message) rather than defensively hidden behind a wall (Abbot's message)
>Not realizing that Brendan and Aisling's relationship is reminiscent of the Celtic Christian concept of the Anamchairde applied both to them as individuals as well as Catholicism and Celtic lore
Brainlets

>Persepolis
>The Breadwinner
>UAE's Bilal