Well Eddard, I made it, despite your directions

Well Eddard, I made it, despite your directions.

All Seed and Feed shops must die

GODS YOU'RE A FAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

CAREFUL NED
CAREFUL NOW

I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING STEAMED BOOOOOOAAAAAAR

what if I sent him out on a fool's errand disguised as a breastplate stretcher? delightfully devilish, Robert

Based
Cringe

SURROUNDED BY CANNISTERS

A daring synthesis

DARING
IS THAT THE WAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR KING

Start the feed before I seed meself!

Are you a steamed ham?

Seed of Sneedson

Well well look at the Southron pulling up in his fancy Dornish carriage

But what if I were to butcher dire wolf and disguise it as spiced steamed boar?
ho ho ho
Delightfully devilish, Eddard.

AND SHTEAMED HAMSH? AYE SHAPPOZE THATSH OFF THE TAYBL ASH WELL?

Steamed wine, your grace?

oh fuck

You know, your bastard looks a lot like the princes of the old Targaryen dynasties

Oh ho no.
Paternal Stark bastard.

old family recipe.

And you call him Jon Snow despite the fact that he's obviously a Sand?

Why didn't he just fly to the dragons

I...
Uh...
Excuse me for one moment

>You call it making the eight?
Yes, it's a regional saying.
>Ah huh, what region?
Uh, the Storm Lands.
>Really, well I'm from Summerhall and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "making the eight".
Oh, not in Summerhall no, it's a Storms End thing.
>I see

>GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?
>A Red Comet?
>A Red Comet? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within Winterfell?"
>Yes
>JON WINTERFELL'S ON FIRE
>No Sansa it's just the Red Comet

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