Find today's joke

Find today's joke

Blacks being useful solely to satisfy the white man's occasional primal urges?

the joke is sex

This is actually funny.

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Isn't this a Drawn Together joke?

What do you mean "today"? This is from a long ass time ago.

The joke is that sex addictions would subvert the broad cultural expectations of Superman.

From afar I thought the bills superman was holding up was the hooker's fart.

I should get glasses

The joke is that it's their welfare money.

Supes has a weakness for black women.

I wonder what Sup Forums would think of this if this was released today just as it is.

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Superman won't marry you, Lois. Because you're Silver Age Lois, not because you're black.

Did he do it?

W-wait why didn't you specify gender for blacks but did for whites?

Black men aren't mentioned as they're not desirable by any combination of gender and race.
nb4 blacked porn, we all know it's pushed by them

Is Sup Forums really this dense?
Superman's other weakness is black chicks.

>I'm black now

What's the story behind this?

neither are black chicks in that regard and ebony porn doesn't count either because it's made by (((them))) which makes you're posts even more confusing

>neither are black chicks
statistically false, there are plenty of guys who are attracted (at least on paper) to good looking black girls

hahaha, no. Black women are far superior to black men. Even black women don't want black men

I thought we were referencing online dating stats like ok cupid. I don't know where your getting your stats from or what "plenty" means.
nah, men>women :)

ok, enjoy your daily beatings and the inevitable moment he leaves you when he dumps a bun in your oven.

But Clark is Kryptonean, not white.

>borrow Superman's race change machine
>tell him if he doesn't marry your black ass he'll be a racist honky
I guess that's one way to do it, Lois.
Captcha: BEGIN Lana, lel

>They're only attracted to the good ones
If they aren't attracted to most of them or those features in general, that puts them at a disadvantage. What's with this double standard of dividing black chicks up and saying well here's the good ones so it's okay to be attracted to them, but you can't do the same for assimilated black guys? like this post here

Black men are more in demand than black women.

not by sjws, they tend to lean more on the female side.

Technically his other weaknesses are magic and the red sun.

To add to my post: If you're attracted to black women that's fine, but putting in all these qualifiers to justify your feelings isn't necessary, especially if you can't back it up or if it contradicts other points.

tell that to straight feminists
(do not believe what they tell you, most of them are in fact straight)

>today's
nigga please this is month's old

I meant in regards to representation

funny how the title is a play on the name of a movie of a swedish girl during the sexual revolution

I like this Lois.

>Superman's other weakness is delicoous brown
Next time they try fighting him, they should just throw Vixen, Bumblebee and Power Girl 2 at him.

>straight
>femenist
Pick one

I think jungle fever superman should be canon

Those aren't weaknesses merely things he aren't invulnerable to.

Has Superman ever had a black love interest? Like not one niggress temptress out for the Super D?

He should.

Why is it okay for men to be blacked but not women?

Id say yes but I think Id be entitled to a few questions

The BLACKED meme comes from the porn series.

>Superman is only a man after all
At least that's a better way to make that point than BvS.

>I wonder what Sup Forums would think of this if this was released today just as it is.
You know full well that Sup Forums would bitch about it for being "SJW bullshit," or something.

>you're white
Hes a fucking alien

Yes.

But they are really rare

I'm pretty sure the joke is that supes has jungle fever

Why is that funny?

>You're a fucking white alien.

But it was SJW, you think Supes said no in the end?

Black men are far more desired than black women.

Is his other weakness Stryptonite?

Because it's not a "weakness" one would expect from Superman. Stop being autistic.

No but in the Spider-Man/Superman crossover, Glory Grant took an interest in Clark. Obviously they couldn't go anywhere with that since she's over at Marvel.

Hes not weak to magic it just affects him like a human reee

Is superman racist or something?

A black female shazam wearing kryptonite would decimate him.

It's silver age superman so yes.

We need to see the page where he turns her down for being Lois

>Toonhole
I'm not surprised.

God dammit Kelly is amazing

>black female Shazam
Huh...

Supes has jungle fever.

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She became black to see if Clark would marry her if she wasn't a privileged white woman.

>them

Sup Forums? yeah, we know they're the only subscribers

you don't have to pretend, it's OK, we understand

what does C.P.T. stand for?

>(them)
I don't get this meme. People still have to buy the porn. There's genuine demand keeping the stuff afloat. It's not state funded propaganda fueled on tax dollars?

Colored Person Time

Black chicks who are half white or half Asian tend to be pretty good if the mom is a cunt who drinks while pregnant.

>Clarence Thomas
Unless McDuffy okayed Icon porn he ain't fappin'.

He has a pretty good friendship with Vixen.

This is part of the worst series of punisher comics ever. From the jonestown bullshit to the luke cage bullshit, it was horrible.

Does black superman like white women?

HOT

Yup. People go for exotic, as long as they can stand the other person's personality.

Curve a guy enough and he'll go for the cute white chick. Hell, there's an entire dating pool between black women and asian men. Why else do you think Sup Forums is so thirsty for brown girls? 63% or more of it is probably white anyways.

I wanna fuse this idea and this one Into a series of comedy books involving the Man of Steel.

>It's too late to yank the bus out of the way! The sudden jolt could injure the kids inside!
>The only thing to do is fuck up all the people on the train instead!

>Hell, there's an entire dating pool between black women and asian men.

Really? Ha, what a curious world this is.

But he's not a Martian.

I hope he doesn't run into a Crip tonight.

Good. Another character that goes AAAAUUUUGHHHH every time it tries to do something would probably force DC to make 2 meter tall comic books for speech globes alone.

If you're White, Asian, or any other Superior Race and you find
>Image Related
Attractive looking, you're a race traitor. This woman carries the genes and IQ of your childrens futures death. These woman have been purposely bred to ruin the White Race, watch yourselves.

Even this thread was created by the Democrat and Liberal Agenda. I'll be posting a list of black woman in this thread, if you find any of them attractive, you need to seek help.

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>If you're White, Asian, or any other (((Superior Race)))

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Tit window needs work, but otherwise delicious.

Oh boy, oh geez, oh man.

>My joke Jewishwomen black male facebook screenshot get's taken down.
>This stays up
hmmmm

black woman seem to be the best at pulling off the bald woman look

It's a good thing Lesbians hate black woman as a companion.

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jungle fever is the best weakness

>tfw no qt black cosplay grill with thick lips and thighs

Why even live?

Deep down I think you're know BLACKED wouldn't have thrived without a lot of demand.

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These woman, these sub-humans will ruin our future. Control your primal urges! Don't let the Liberal/Democratic Agenda take hold of you, soon you'll not only be accepting black woman but black men, then you won't mind race-mixing then you might want to start "hanging" out around them.