TORETTO

TORETTO

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TUNA

NO CRUST

CORNETTO

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DISRESPECTED MY WHORE FAMIRY

YOU SHOULD BE AT MIT

BBC came into my house
cucked my whole family

RaCe wArS

ejecto
seato
CUZ

BBC CAME TO MY HOUSE

CUKED MY WHOLE FAMILY

VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO

THEY PLAYED DOPE BY DEBONAIRE TO MY WHOLE FAMILY!

I AIN'T NO NARC

Hold up, ill be back

YOUR MEN CAME ONTO MY PLANE

DISRESPECTED MY WHOLE CIA

I never understood why it was called cornetto, but now I think I understand. Is that like little caramel popcorn on the top?

that ford lightning was probably the fastest thing in the whole movie

SWATTU COME TO MY HOUSE, DISURESPECTU MY FAMIRY.

Hit the NOS Scully

>x files techno remix starts playing

GRANNY SHIFTIN

>as long as its double diluted piss water*

Hey man he was in my face

POST EM

>FAMILY TIER
The Fast & The Furious
Fast Five
Furious 7

>CORONA TIER:
Tokyo Drift
Furious 6
F8 of the Furious

>TUNA TIER:
Fast & Furious

>BUSTER TIER:
2 Fast 2 Furious

>Playing NFS underground 2
>Start a race in my RX7
>Pass this npc whose car looks red and grey
>In my head yell NOOOOOOOO MOINICAAAAA

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Anons in Fast threads have slowly been convincing me that 4 isn’t that bad. Braga was in the new cloverfield btw

check out the snowman!

MINAAJJAYYYY

4 isn’t terrible, but the movie is kind of slow and doesn’t really live up to the opening heist scene. Hence the “Tuna” tier. Nobody really loves it, but it has fans.

What’s your problem nigga you didn’t win

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Peanuts.

>fuckin overnight from japan man

>FAMILY
>not LA FAMILIA

Jesse, since you were the first to reach in and grab some chicken, why don't you say grace?

is this the most ham handed example of product placement in history?
it literally wouldn't have been any worse if he quietly whispered '™' after saying corona.

fool drives a honda 2 thouuuusaaand

CAUSE THE BUSTER KEPT ME OUTTA HANDCUFFS

your list is shit
3>1>2>5>4>6>7>8

In the future all restaurants are Taco Bell.

Street’s closed, find another way home pizza boy

>7 that low
It’s been a long day, without you my friend

GADAMNNED RICERS

>block drivers from using the road
>wonder why the police are coming 5 minutes later

If nothing else, the last five minutes of Part 7 move it to the top. If you didn’t feel that shit like needles in your heart, you ain’t human.

I doubt the pizza hut guy even had a cellphone.

>7
>Family
I agree with Fast Five though.
Fast Five is the GOAT.

GARDETTO!

I owe you a ten second car

Anyone else watch 4 recently and appreciate it a lot more than they used to?

It was a nice touch but it didn't make that movie any better, it didn't have any of the spirit of the first 3.

What fucking made Vin Diesel lose the charisma he had in the first F&F and Pitch Black?

Whoa pal you just took your foot off the tiger’s neck

He's just unsuited to play the character Dom has become in the F&F franchise. Dude doesn't work as the head of this team of car based superheroes.

I certainly thought after FF he would embrace Riddick as a whole. Must be studios with their bullshit because Pitch Black and Chronicles were great. Then Riddick came out.......

deep down, it's a series about family

Pockets ain’t empty cuz

my city actually organizes extra emergency services to be on duty whenever a new fast and furious film premieres, and the police will wait outside the kinoplex to catch speeders.
its well known to keep off the roads, or at least drive extra carefully during the first week of a fast and furious release.
hundreds of idiots actually watch this shit, try to emulate it on the way home and end up dead each year.

Of the four I've seen:

1 > 7 (only for the tribute) > 2 >>>> shit >>>> 8

My god 8 was pathetic

>not seeing Fast Five
Literally the best F&F

Oh im fucking dying

He was also in Kong Skull Island. Took me awhile to recognize him because of the american accent, hair and mustache.

Based universal thinning the gene pool

Where do you live? LA?

THIS IS BRAZZZZZILL

>4 isn’t that bad

nigger... the entire final action sequence is a bunch of cgi cars in a fucking cgi tunnel... the street race with dom and bryan was great though

>THIS IS BRAZZZZIL
>record most scenes in Puerto Rico

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The character moments between Brian and Dom are kino though.

>Familia tier
5
4

>Corona tier
3
1
6

>Tuna tier
8
2

>Buster tier
7