I saw Black Panther and I am an accredited film critic. I wrote a positive review on the film. AMA

I saw Black Panther and I am an accredited film critic. I wrote a positive review on the film. AMA.
I work for a major news publication but will not reveal which one or details about it.

In your honest opinion, did your like the movie?

My what? Haha. Kidding. No, I didn't. I wrote that I did, however. That's the funny thing here.

Not really. It's fairly average even by MCU stamdards

Cool. Looks like a great movie to be honest. Got tickets preordered.

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>>accredited film critic

lol

how did your wifes son like it?

I also reviewed the film for a publication. I wrote that I loved it and I actually do love it. Seen it 4 times alresdy, Disney was kind enough to let me go several times despite already finishing my review.

Ignore the racists guys, watch it for yourself. The CGI was also amazing, they improved upon them a lot for final print.

what was the snack of choice in your theater? Where I’m going to be seeing it the ribs are always the best

>what was the snack of choice in your theater? Where I’m going to be seeing it the ribs are always the best

Chicken.

How does it end? Any other superhero cameos in the movie?

fried I assume?

>For Children (and adults) of color who have LONGED FOREVER to see a superhero who looks like them, MARVELS FIRST BLACK SUPERHERO FILM...
some motherfucker is always trying to iceskate up hill

>Afrofuturistic is going to be the new "in" genre

>fried I assume?

Of course.

>Seen it 4 times alresdy,
I'm sure you have. A racist would enjoy this movie for how utterly luddite, brutish and generally retarded it is.
Not me.
I didn't take her kids. How did you know?
Weird to take ribs into a theater. I snuck in some Mike and Ike's and some leftovers in a tupperware.

Lots of doubles in this thread!

You are the second shill who I have heard say that the CGI that they released in the fucking official trailer is not the completed CGI. Do you actually expect me to believe that? It looks shit we all know it does

>there can't be 2 black superheroes

and what color was your soda, soldier?!

What is reading comprehension

It’s literally impossible. Or perhaps a white mans trick?

"first black superhero" as in he was created in 1966 you dense piece of shit

I’m pretty sure Blade came before that

>It's a LARP episode

kek is here.

Nope. 1973.
Fact checking is hard.

'73, close enough though, he got the first movie.

The point wasn't who got a movie first but "Marvel's first black superhero"
Also Blade is not a superhero. Anti-hero at best.

wait, let me check that again.

I thought Blade was the first?

OP here. Does anyone have any actual questions for me?

how kino did it get 45 minutes into the movie? and did you make a mess of your crab legs at that point?

Does anyone get BLACKED?

does anyone, at any point, attempt to ice skate uphill?

>article literally calls it the first black marvel superhero movie
>people bitch about whos character came out
Did I miss something?

I didn't eat crab legs. I already responded as to what I ate here: 45 minutes in it was about as bad as it was an hour and fifteen in. It's about as threadbare as possible with plot being carried on through conversations.

>article literally calls it the first black marvel superhero movie
it is a movie starring marvel's first black superhero
why is everyone so assblasted about blade jfc
Sup Forums is getting desperate

We already know from the trailer that there is some sort of car chase but my question is are there any other features vehicles in the film? (speed boats, jet liners, motorcycles, etc)

I just want to know is storm in this movie and does she fuck wakanda man?

blade?

Pol is on suicide watch.

>I work for a major news publication
How hard did you cry on election night when it finally hit you that it wasn't going to be her turn?

yep. Sup Forumstards are acting like this is some kind of conspiracy to make people forget about blade
when blade's:
-not a superhero
-not marvel's first black superhero
-not MCU's first black protagonist

Blade was marvels first black super hero.

hey guys, Sup Forums here. Just wanted to let you know that we are beyond furious at how woke our fellows whites are becoming as a result of this whole debacle

The implication in the marketing is that its the first black superhero *to feature in the MCU*. Not the first one to ever exist, even if the award also goes to Black Panther. Blade films aren't MCU, but they are marvel films about a black superhero. Whole things pointless imo though, capeshit is taken way too seriously.

Black Panther: 1966
Blade:1973

keep baiting loser

are you sure you don’t have that backward?

Positive.

(you)

No it wasn't. Black Panther was first. In terms of films, Blade was first. But that's not what the articles are talking about. They're talking about Black Panther, who was the first black superhero, getting a film.

Blade is not part of the MCU. Marvel doesn't even own the movie rights for Blade
Arguably not a superhero, either.

If anything it's Falcon and War Machine who got sidelined for BP.

Thank (you)

How about Luke Cage?
He's not african but he black as fuck.

shhhhhhh

Why do you hate the White race so much?

Because they’ve stolen our culture

Why do you hate everyone else loser.

Blade is
>not a superhero
Literally has teamed up with spiderman, the avengers and a ton of others from marvel and has been in more animated marvel TV shows than more than half of the MCU. He has superpowers, fights evil and has teamups. What the fuck else do you need

>not marvel's first black superhero
Their marketing is LITERALLY calling it Marvels first black superhero movie. Not as in "THIS IS THE FIRST BLACK SUPER HERO EVERS FIRST MOVIE" but rather Marvels first movie about a black hero. You cant even twist this shit to make it the former because its clear as crystal.

>not MCU's first black protagonist
Not MCU, but hes still a marvel property.
You didnt see them broadcasting Captain America as Marvels first weak ass limp armed frail bitch turned muscled superhero when spiderman exists. They ignore the the fact that they pimped out their licenses to not die as a company because of them literally trying to kill the industry when they want to and when its to big to ignore, they dont.

Like it or not, Blade is more well known and infact better written in a lot of places than black panther, whos only fucking claims to fame pre MCU are
>first black marvel hero by 1 year
>married storm
Hes runs did nothing new (almost 2/3rds of his shit is ripoffs of the phantom anyway) and most of his storylines are crap and forgettable. The only main black dude in marvel whos consistently worse written than BP (both in dialog and arcs) is miles Morales.

>PLEB TIER
>being multi-culti cuck

CASUAL TIER
>hating on niggers and minorities

KINO TIER
>realizing no one gives a shit about you and hating on everyone else, scheming and plotting to take advantage of other people regardless of race and sex

The artcle says, word for fucking word
>Marvels first black-superhero film

Not
>the first black superhero in marvels history debut film
or
>Marvels original black superheros first film

they have actively marketed it as the first black superhero movie, and you pretending they arnt is just simply retarded

This is gonna be Last jedi all over again

Doors open up in his palace and Wesley Snipes shows up
"Heard you had a vampire problem here"
Cut to black

>blade isn't a superhero because he's an Afro American
FUCK YOU!!!!!!! Racist piece of shit

>kek
reddit

The only review that counts.

>has teamed up with heroes
so has venom and magneto are they heroes too?
>marketing is twisting words to create hype
yeah no shit
>your other points
Blade is not important in the Marvel Universe
He is a c-list gimmick character only ever used to introduce a vampire storyline in some other title

Black Panther is an Avenger, an Illuminati, King of Wakanda, has all the vibranium etc.
He is a vital piece of the Marvel universe.
Blade isn't.

Take it easy, ghost of Jack Kirby. It’s just shitposting