Diana confirmed for shitty parent, thanks Hitch

Diana confirmed for shitty parent, thanks Hitch

>Diana is a parent
Thanks Hitch

Why is Justice League a top contender for worst Rebirth comic?

Why did they even give the title to Bryan Hitch in the first place?

But who is the father?

The art

>I'M ANGRY OVER SOMETHING YOU HAVEN'T DONE YET
jesus why are all these kids such shits?

Shit writing

Justice League isn't canon and Hitch will be gone soon.

this is like a badly done X-Men time travel story but with the Justice League.

He looks half-asian.

Is this from a preview or did it already come out?

>Diana is now a MILF
Thanks Hitch

So the father is Kenan...I guess since normal Superman was with Lois she had to go for Chinese Superman

>Wonder Boy fans on Sup Forums btfo

The Super Sons Trinity will never happen

It's not canon dude.

Where can I read this?

He was one of the biggest names of the 00's so he still has connections and pull to do what he wants.

He look like edgy meathead teenager that probably kill his cheerleader girlfriend.

>ywn read Ultimafied JSA
why live

It's called Earth-2

It's a preview, here's the rest of it

Because DC is fucking retarded and comics are full of nepotism.

With Rebirth 2016 they KNEW the JL movie was gonna be out in 2017 and they could've had multiple great volumes to push when it came out.

But nope, they shit it up by putting the writer of a middling book that took forever to come out on it.

>I suppose I wasn't an Amazon.
Well, no, you're not. You're a Gargarean. Dumbass.

Also, really, Hitch? Making Diana of all people a bad parent? That's a special kind of stupid.

...

sorry for the split spread

then OP pic comes after this one

I think Jenny might be a tad autistic

It has been a very, very long time since a comic actually made me angry. Nice work, Hitch.

It might be bs like lord chaos Terra. Then again Geoff Johns doesn't care about Diana.

He been trying to replace her spot with hal (didnt take) and now quietly with Barry in the trinity. In the merch and stuff. Barry's actually succeeding.

Idc about the movies.

it's not though
JLA, Batgirl, BoP, Cyborg, Supergirl, first arc of Superwoman and Titans are way worse

I'm guess Clark, since he's wearing Superman's cape

>How am I gonna tell Iris
fuck you Hitch stop pushing your shitty ships

I desperately want Justice League to be good.

Also kill off Simon and put in Hal

Y'know, I should be more pissed off at this, but this isn't at all surprising after "I could totally Ultimates that shit". Forced drama that depends on OOC bullshit? Sounds about right. Hitch, you're a fuckin' hack, dude.

whatever you enjoy isn't canon but actually gay

I'm not even sure what's the full story here

>butthurt shipper
noose yourself

JLA is fun (:

I love Superman so much. Even in this clusterfuck he is the voice of reason and compassion.

JL is fun

Flash Lantern kids are pretty cute.

I thought Wonderwoman had a brother? So she has a son instead? And she ducked superman in the future still?

What's with the mental breakdown?

Probably Batman

She has both and so far not even future son knows who his dad is.

The brother is in modern day and will show up in Robinson's run

It's probably like seeing your dead parents.

That's a pretty solid Flash Kid. Nice name.

I only ship jessica with myself.

Barry's pullout game is abysmal.

>Superman took in Wonderbro after Diana saw he wasn't a girl.
>He wears the cape to honor the man who actually raised him.

all that speed

I can see this happening

Super Sonic Sperm

>I can't stop cumming in Jessica

okay barry

Amazons continue to be terrible.

But I think hinter would say something to Supes at least.

Could be the very next page. He turns from Wondie to Supes and says just that.

>not even future son knows who the dad is.
it's Steppenwolfe. We Earth 2 all over again now!

Fuck you Simon is great

>Redhead and blond kids
I'm not seeing Jessica's influence

I could see it

>Superman adopts Hunter
>Never cared about Kon and gave Kara to the Danvers

He looks like the only one who thinks this whole thing is bullshit.

Avengers, actually.

I feel like this probably did Girl Thor better than actual Girl Thor, call it a hunch

Genetic clones with Implanted memories.

>Diana throws a her son in the dumpster for not being a girl

Would that be too out of character for rebirth wondy?

It's Bruce and Diana's kid.

Yeah. Rebirth Wondy is too nice to do that shit.
Obviously nu52 Wondy was his mother.

Justice League should be the flagship title and it's flat out garbage, what was DC thinking? They have a fucking movie coming out in 3 months that they have to promote

That would be out of character for ANY Wondie. Even New 52 Wondie was disgusted by her peoples' treatment of their sons. Even fucking Finch Wondie was.

And Hitch is about to leave just in time for it. This is his last arc.

>Diana
>ABANDONED HER CHILD
What the absolute fuck?

Seriously? The comic is going to have a negligable effect on the JL ticket sales. I mean, anyone who would even buy the comic (shit or not) is going to see the first ever live-action JL movie no matter what, and normies who don't read comics are going because Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman, maybe Flash if they watch CW, and because they grew up with the DCAU JLA.

There is no world where the current JLA comic has any effect at all on the movie. It will actually be the other way around most likely.

He means the comic will be more popular because normies will buy the JL comic after seeing the movie and enjoying it
It's bad because this comic is shit so new readers will get a shit impression

She uses fear constructs right?

better than New 52 Justice League

Barely

>"Dark rings" on previous issue

so there gun be a rebirth blackest night or something?

>Future where Barry and Jess hook up
Yes, oh please let it be so

It's going to turn out that she had to leave for some mission or something to do with the gods or something.

Jess is too good for him

Would have been more interesting if it was Simon's or Jessica's kid.

Most new readers jump on the TPBs moreso than monthly comics

Because he's the only one without a kid

Is that girl next to wonderboy supposed to be cyborg's daughter?

I think that's a dude

and yeah it's Cyborg's kid, their name is Cube

You really think she did? He was a fucking infant, how the fuck would he know? That's what someone TOLD him and he CHOSE to believe it, that doesn't make it true.

Nu52 Wonder Woman was willing to do all kinds of crazy shit to let the Gargareans live on Themyscira.
She refused to abandon her estranged brothers, no way she'd abandon her own child.
Even Miller's Wonder Woman isn't bitch enough to abandon her and Clark's child.
It just doesn't work, short of Injustice or Earth-3. I can't fathom of a Diana who'd abandon anyone, MUCH LESS HER OWN FLESH AND BLOOD! The only possible explanation I can accept is she had no choice in the matter and nobody told what-his-nuts about it.

>Jessica's daughter is white
I don't get it

So...are they just handing out rings like candy now?

Maybe she's his second wife and adopted the kids? they don't look anything like her

So I guess Clark cheats on Lois and ditches John then? What a piece of shit.

Only niggers have always recessive dna.

It's Bruce and dianas kid. He brood so a lot.

They're all genetic template clones. Remember now that Clark can't be cloned perfectly.

Who impregnate her?

Seriously THIS.
How do you go from Daniel as a regular artist to Pasarin and ocasional Hitch. Are there any shittier artists, besides Booth, in the Rebirth books than these two?

Assuming the ridiculous post-apocalypse they come from is an alternate future of the main Earth and not its own timeline entirely where Clark and Lois weren't even married...

Her and Jon were probably dead.

>hasn't seen Supergirl

At least once Hitch leaves JL for good we can finally leave behind this BarJess shitwreck