Ready Player One

Who is actually looking forward to seeing this? It looks like garbage.

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>Who is actually looking forward to seeing this?
Soyboys

>Spike's Swordfish II
this movie just keeps getting better, and Sup Forums can't stop crying

Hipsters who like nostalgia fagotry over substance

The only thing I'm really looking forward is this movie showing gundam prominently in at least one scene, sparking interest in westerners and making Bandai realise that it's worth marketing their shit over here.

I lift and eat tofu all the time and I guarantee I could snap you in half life a toothpick.

i'm gonna watch it on IMAX 3d if possible, but i'm 100% it will be pure shit

what can i say? i love hollywood's retarded cgi shitfests

kek

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They don't, it's a male power fantasy pandering to nerds. I've seen a ton of what you'd call soyboys complaining about this.

zero chance I will pay to see this

I started reading the book. It walks the line between pandering and fanservice very carefully, and isn't above being preachy in all of the nu-male ways.

>I MEMBER ALL THESE VIDEOGAMES
>soywojak.jpg
Really thought, I'll at least torrent it for Olivia.

seems interesting, but I'm sure it'll be shit

The marketing has kind of surprised me. They're not pushing the dude references lmao nearly as hard as I thought they would. From the trailer, it just looks like a VR-themed sci fi movie with an 80's soundtrack

>read the wikipedia synopsis
Literally : In this world my knowledge of 80's retro trivias is actually useful and will make me rich

>like a soybean branch
Ftfy

Gen X filth.

nerd culture the movie.

>movie about the future
>hero is a white male
This will get panned by critics and audiences

I thought I wanted to, but it just looks worse and worse the more I see advertisement for it.

It sounds like a VR Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

how do you know bandai didn't pay a shit ton of money to have the rx-78-2 featured in the movie

The book is maybe the worst thing I've ever read as far as prose goes. I couldn't finish it. It'll probably work much better as a movie, but still it's going to be a piece of shit.

The book is pretty bad but I think the film will probably be fun

Cline isn't a particularly talented writer, but he isn't anywhere near the worst I've seen.

I absolutely unironically agree, it's just fucking trash

I'm under the assumption that he originally intended this thing to be a screenplay, but made it a novel because a movie won't get made unless it's an adaptation of something these days.

The book was a decent nostalgia trip but the movie looks like it will be garbage

Do you really think it's '''''hipsters''''' who are the primary audience for this film.
No it's guys who were kids in the 80s and are now 40+ years old, it's like a slightly more high brow version of Pixels the lowest common denominator bottom of the barrel adam sandler computer game film.
It might pick up a stranger things type of 80s movie fan audience aswell but You can see this is true by the way it's marketed.

It starts to get real fucking silly when he almost entirely forgets to describe actions and starts to exclusively describe “things.” This later devolves into just saying the name of that thing and moving on. Why describe Rivendell when you can just say “wow it looks just like Rivendell,” Which actually happens in the book.
It makes it worse that the audio book is narrated by will wheaton, so you have to listen to those chunks about masturbation in his voice along with lines like “it is on, like red dawn.” And “IS IT BECAUSE IM A VIRGIN?”
Just awful

Brought to you by the same man who directed this scene

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Am I impervious to soy?

>be 6
>at grandma's house
>thirsty
>go to get a drink
>see milk
>take cap off of carton and take a swig
>tastes fucking awful
>end up throwing up into bin
>turns out it was soy milk

I just want to see my favorite obscure '80s anime on the big screen.

Aren’t both of the main characters meant to be overweight