>The Wolf of Wall Street
>movie is not about friendly wolf that wanders in the failing stock market company to make friends and help restore business
The Wolf of Wall Street
Thomas Fisher
Henry Sanchez
>Planet Earth II
>not about a futuristic second earth
Christopher Wood
>Batman: the dark Knight rises
>There was no nigger in a suit of armor trying to get off the ground
William Moore
>Hot Fuzz
>Not an XXX staring a redhead
James Brooks
>The Silence of the Lambs
>a group of lambs try to plan a surprise party for their friend without him finding out
Thomas Campbell
>Spiderman
>Neither a spider nor a man featured in the film
John Fisher
>Phantom Thread
>There is no piece of thread that is inhabited by a spirit that tries to choke a character in their sleep
Connor Jenkins
ah-bloo-bloo
Luke Hughes
>two blade runner movies
>not a single person sprints along a sharp surface
John Sullivan
>Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice
>not a courtroom drama
Jonathan Watson
>12 angry men
>they weren’t all angry
Owen Mitchell
>The life of Pi
>Not a single reference to dessert OR mathematics
John Wright
THERE WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jayden Butler
Captain American. : civil war
Steve never had the rank of captain
His last name isn't American
The argument between tony ironman and steve was anything but civil
And there wasnt even a war
Hell even : is stretching it
Jackson Smith
>Memento
>there are no memes
Ryder Gomez
>She's the Man
>she is actually a woman
Landon Cooper
>Doctor Who
>not a show about a Doctor Who _____
Joshua Green
>The Fifth Element
>movie is not about the history, properties, and applications of Boron
Owen Nelson
>Black Panther
>about some guy called Black Panther and not an actual Panther.
Cooper Myers
>the revenant
>not about pic related
Kevin Lee
they were at least at one point
Cameron Bell
>Now Playing: Jungle Book
Wait, whaaaaa
Aiden Campbell
>Children of men
>Features only a single nigger child
Easton Perry
There was though
Julian Myers
>star wars
>isn’t about a war between giant hot balls of gas
Oliver Phillips
you tried
Jackson Sanders
>try this hard and go boom
Luke Bell
>your name
>it's about astronomy
fuck modern moviemakers for being dishonest
Ryan Ward
>Jurassic Park
>Has dinosaurs mainly from the Cretaceous
Lincoln Young
ah-bloo-bloo
Caleb Nguyen
>Baby Driver
>Not about an actual baby that drives for uber
Henry Miller
It's thematically about the Uberspidermensch of nietzschean philosophy, pleb.
Christian Gutierrez
Wow another frog. Great!