What in the fuck?

What in the fuck?

who the fuck dresses these people, jesus christ how disgusting

Why does he always have a drink, like in every fucking photo

Fatass is a frame of mind

He's probably eating very, very little.
Also he looks fucking awful. This is what happens when you do a crash diet and don't lift.

>supreme

La creatura...

I'M A LADY

>la primera mujer trans en el parlamento
What?

Can't vouch for him but I always like having a drink in hand like coffee, water or beer. It's why I don't get cocktails because I just like drinking stuff.

What a faggot

he probably fell for overhydration meme

Is she trying to transition to Klingon? What the fuck is wrong with that forehead?

This is an obese man who became a tranny who is a senator in Uruguay

What?
She looks like she's in his league.

Haha! There is a country called U r gay!!

girls evaluate the highest attention vector they can attain with the least possible effort. getting with an ugly a-lister is a home run for them

its the same reason every autist with a youtube channel gets a gf after 100,000 subscribers and forces herself into the content

>be me
>go shopping with my girlfriend, a real 6/10
>she buys a ton of shit
>I'm just thinking about the sex later while walking around in my khaki shorts, hoodie, and cap
>she makes me carry everything
>"I'm thirsty, user!"
>Bitch makes me carry that too
>This pussy better be worth it
>Don't have a free hand, so I have to wear one of the coats she bought
God, that was so embarrassing

>tfw ive unironically had that thought of "maybe if I got a really popular youtube channel then I could instantly get a gf" before

are you thinkin you're back?

Nah, I can't eat anything on my current diet. Probably gonna gain all that shit back next time the depression hits me hard

this could be you

Is that a threat?

Probably this.
I fast and eat two giant meals a day which means I drink a lot of water.
I also lift a lot and don't have the complexion of a concentration camp attendee.

my face isn't as unfortunately-shaped but I wouldn't mind settling for a 6/10 azn gf

have you thought of a comeback to say to that french bitch yet?

Nah man it really hurt. I saw Jim Carrey go through something similar in the 90s and never really thought anything of it and now with his girlfriend and Robin Williams this shit is just getting too real. I miss just making people laugh instead of being what they laugh at

>Sup Forums's face when jonah the hill is looking better than any of them

he's back

Get some sleep Jonah.

can't be healthy gaining and losing weight all the time

Tom Hanks and Robert Deniro developed diabetes from weight changes for Castaway and Raging Bull respectively

>long coat but bare legs
The nigga's a flasher!

>First trans women in parlament
Learn another language son. Or google translate you dumbass

Same shit happened to a dude I know. He always complained about no gf and he looks like a marshmallow, but then he made a video essay on treasure planet which went decently viral, and subsequently lead to a decently sized following, and now he has gf

Tell that faggot to write a script, that video was so long I forgot what his point even was by the end of it.

How many arms this nigga got???

Still got him 2m views and a gf. But yeah he needed a proofreader or something on his script

>went from fat slob to THE /fa/ God of Hollywood
Holy shit

not a great fit and hypebeast on top

>be inventor of linux
>cheat on gook wife with injun whore on the side
I'm thinking he's back.