ITT: scenes that made you walk out of the cinema
ITT: scenes that made you walk out of the cinema
the arrival when she talks to the chinese guy me and my buddy laughed our way out. what a fucking shit show
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>walking out on such a kino ending
CIA: He Didn't Die So Good when?
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Harry potter sucks ass, I would not even go to it.
So you walked out with everyone else?
A profound and often misinterpreted ending shot, in which Radcliffe is seen trying to escape at high velocity, but to no avail, the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series' only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it's certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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>walking out a minute before the film ends
based "No!" poster
Only movie I ever walked out of was the Adam Sandler film "Funny People". I remember seeing a scene where Ray Romano and Eminem get into a bar fight and I just decided I had seen enough.
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it's almost as if that's the joke or something
>walking out of something you payed to see
for real though TDKR sucked
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Sunk cost fallacy, man.
If you've already paid, and the movie is bad enough that you'd prefer not to be watching it, there's no point in not walking out.
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You should stop posting the dullest copypasta in the history of copypastas. Seriously each time you post this all you change is the first sentence. Aside from posting a copypasta that riffs on a lovable children's franchise, you also are a libtard commie.
Perhaps the die was cast when Trump was elected and your precious little feefees couldn't handle a based repub getting into office and getting bad Mexicans outta our country.
>b-but Hillary won the popular vote
"That doesn't matter!"
The writing is that of an emotionally unstable single 56 percent la creatura., the pasta is cancer, kys. As I read, I notice that every time it is posted, the urge to kill every liberal ever is boosted. I began to save images of my fellow magapedes off r/The_Donald to stop myself from going into a total murder frenzy.
>twisting a funpost copypasta to involve politics
"No!"