How could Cotton tell he wasn't Japanese but was in fact Laotian?

How could Cotton tell he wasn't Japanese but was in fact Laotian?

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If I recall correctly he could tell from the smell.

Cotton did tours in Asia and fucked all manner of Asian women, so he understood asian people better than hank and co.

No, really, there was an episode about Hank's Japanese half-brother, who was pretty much just him, but not white

He stacked fitty dead Asian men with a hunk of Fatty back in the war, he can tell the difference user

He killed fiddy jap men

He knows the enemy when he sees 'em

They used to teach military men which nationality was which to avoid civilian casualties during the war in the Pacific. Japan loved to hide behind the various Asians as human shields because they hate fucking everyone in that region.

t. had family that fought them damn dirty tojos

These. Cotton traveled the world, especially parts of Asia, it'd make sense he'd able to tell some of the cultures apart from their accents, names, and skin color.

It's not that fucking hard to tell East Asian from Southeast Asian, the features are different.

You expect us to go outside and meet new people? pfft

He learned to tell the difference so he would know who to kill.

just like niggers huh?

No, but fat white guys do have that cheeto musk ;)

>tfw finding Animal Mother's long lost son in a Philippine counterinsurgency thread on /k/

white people still eat cheeto's?

>being this defensive
Apparently I smell like old leather, which is weird because I don't notice white people smelling like milk.

Don't you know user? Noting that any kind of features are different in any way is racist. You be careful or the thought police will come to your house and educate yourself for you.

>It's not that fucking hard to tell East Asian from Southeast Asian, the lip color is different

Asian people have different eye structures based on the region they come from. It's the exact same way people from Britain will have different eye/facial structures than someone from, say, Spain

>It's not that fucking hard to tell East African from North America African, the amount of flies is different

Same voice actor.

What?

They trained US soldiers in the pacific theatre how to tell them apart like what said

Cotton served in the Pacific so of course he was trained to tell apart non Tojo's from Tojo's

The joke is that Hank, Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer assume that the only countries in Asia are China, Japan, Korea, and Vietnam, but are completely clueless about the differences, while Cotton (who'd you'd assume would be a racist asshole and lump all Asians together) can literally tell just by looking at him because he knows the difference between actual ethnicites.

The funny thing about Cotton is how weirdly NOT racist he is. He only keeps acting like Khan is Hank's servant because he knows it would piss off someone as up their own ass as Khan. Hell; in the Christmas episode where Hank goes blind, he figured out that Tilly's boyfriend was Jewish just from his name, immediately wished him Happy Hanukkah, and spoke highly of the one other Jew that he knew well.

>The funny thing about Cotton is how weirdly NOT racist he is.
It's actually not as uncommon as you think.

Pic vaguely related. It's from the WW2 era Pocket Guide to China from the DOD, featuring the infamous "how to spot a jap"

You're so mad.

Laotians tend to have browner skin as Khan was depicted as having.

That's part of the joke; Khan and Mihn are literally trying to whiten themselves. Skin bleaching creme exists in the real world for that purpose

why was ted wasanasan such an arrogant dick?

He was wealthy and in a position of high social standing, so he had ass-kissers like Khan all around him constantly. If he had a massive ego before the toadies came, who knows, but having them around certainly didn't make him any more humble.

The intelligence about being in foreign countries for the American soldiers was typically very good. Even if sometimes looking back it can seem very strange about the views people held.

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>Now that may seem strange to you or I, but the English will actually treat coloreds like equals
>That might not happen at home, but we're not at home, so we can't bring our prejudices here

Would Ted Wasanasan's Rebellion have worked?

Fuck off, Sup Forums.

>POC don't eat cheetos

Skin colour, for one. SEAsians are darker as a rule than more northern types like the Japanese.

user please, they're killed niggers