Other Batman series

>other Batman series
Batman and Joker are mortal enemies who yell edgy stuff at each other as they fight

>TellTale Batman
Bruce Wayne and Joker take selfies together

This shit is just too good.

It's going to crash and burn you fool.

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Oh geez I wonder how my choices will impact Joker's personality and the conclusion to the story.

The fuck do Bruce Wayne and Batman have to do with each other?

That meme only belongs in meta-comedy threads where we RP like we all live in Gotham, sorry.

Telltale's counting on you to not trust the Joker. Something's going to happen in episode 3 where you will incorrectly blame John and it will all come crashing down around you. But then in episode 5 it end up John was manipulating everyone from the start and never really cared, meaning your earlier assumption was right.

All this means is that Joker will go bad because of how yandere he'll be for Bruce.

>meme
Bruce Wayne and Batman are not the same person because Batman consciously makes that divide you simpleton.

At least it won't be as bad as the walking dead or minecraft
pat must really love that he has to participate on the two bad ones but isn't allowed on the decent one

What's the context here?

Looks like Bruce is taking him out in the next episode.

Joker (or in this case John Doe) crashed Lucius Fox's funeral to spend some time with his good buddy Bruce.

One thing to get out of the way is that Joker's obsession isn't Batman in the TellTale universe, but Bruce as a whole, whether he's Batman or not. He's also hinted from the first time we've met him that he knows Bruce is Batman.

What makes the series interesting is that their not going down the "Batman and Bruce are separate people!" route like mentioned, but instead are making Bruce and Batman one and the same.

So he's just the Riddler in Batman Forever? Ehhhh

Bruce meets "John Doe" in Arkham Asylum and they become pals, at least in John's head. After he helps Bruce escape, time passes and they don't see each other, and then he shows up at a funeral Bruce is at, and does inappropriate things like take a selfie with you that you can either smile for or tell him to stop.

Aww

Honestly? I like this dynamic better.

Why even bother, Telltale's never going to let us be friends.

well we going to Learn that Joker dreams of bruce in metal

And he gives you a card. And is all bashful about it since he's not really familiar with social things.

Oh cool another Batman game about the Joker

I sure do love the Joker

He's literally the only Batman villain for me, yes sir

Can't go five fucking seconds without shoehorning the Joker in everything

>When your boyfriend is making a scene.

The selfie was great

Nah that was just a manic obsession. "John" seems to have actual affection for Bruce.

Papa Alfred doesn't approve of your boyfriend Bruce.

Literally this

TL,DR: Your choices don't matter.

>isn't allowed
Why? Is he just incapable of not reflexively shitting on Batman? I thought he hated Superman.

Might be the reason so many have gone with making Joker your boyfriend. If it doesn't matter than lets just have fun.

>Implying that Bruce would waste his time with John when he has a qt English muffin already.

It's more of a symmetry thing
Each guy participates on two of the current telltale lps

ALFRED IS HIS DAD YOU SICKO

I was impressed by how Telltale was willing to make Bruce's parents bad guys so maybe they'll keep messing with expectations and not have John Doe turn into a killer clown.

New Frontier at least attempted consequences. Not very well but they're starting to show that they're trying. I liked how Clem had different flashbacks depending on whether you saved Kenny or made the wrong choice.

I've no problem the trend of playing Dream Batty with John and seeing how mad they can make Tiffany.

>depending on whether you saved Kenny or made the wrong choice
I see what you did there. I miss Kenny

In regards to the ending:
>Riddler mentioned a white face character
>Suddenly killed with a dark from an extremely long range by a shadowy figure
>Meant to think it's John Doe

It's Deadshot

>He's also hinted from the first time we've met him that he knows Bruce is Batman.
Has he? I did not catch that at all. Any examples of this? To me it just seems like he's obsessed with Bruce.

Already given an option to raise suspicions about him to Waller at the end of the episode
It seems like an obvious choice so it's probably wrong

Guy on the fence about buying the game here, how much agency do I really get? i.e. am I gonna be forced to go through the motions of this clownshoes crackship faggotry even if I pick the 'Fuck off, John' option at every turn?

The correct answer is to stay on his good side as Bruce Wayne and get all the info you can out of him, and then beat the shit out of him as Batman.

Have you ever played a Telltale game before? It's exactly the same as the others in that regard.
You can be mean to him or nice but it probably won't change him from approaching you, just change his attitude toward you.
If you haven't played the first season then I think the first episode is free on Steam.

Viral marketing

me too ;_;

Telltale "games" are shit, fuck off with this.

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His being obsessed with Bruce while fighting Batman just as often is hint enough for me, but I'm also curious.

>I don't like the subject of this specific thread out of the 150 allowed on this board! Delete it now!

>What makes the series interesting is that their not going down the "Batman and Bruce are separate people!" route
It actually allows YOU to choose that in the final episode of Season 1.

>He's also hinted from the first time we've met him that he knows Bruce is Batman.
He's also hinted that he's Jeremiah Arkham at that time. Not sure how everyone's missed it.

>He's also hinted that he's Jeremiah Arkham at that time.

Wait what?

It's definitely Deadshot, and it looks like Harley Quinn SOMEHOW will appear in the next episode.

He's not fighting Batman though, he's not the Joker yet.
Bruce doesn't even know who he is when he meets him.

Fair enough.
Rewatched that scene and it seems like a stupid decision for them to make in my opinion but oh well

>Quinn and Deadshot
*smacks lips* AY YO HOL' UP

Don't be retarded. Alfred was in the English army during world war 2. He knows what it's like to be on the field and need a cuddle buddy.

>He's not fighting Batman though, he's not the Joker yet.
>Bruce doesn't even know who he is when he meets him.

Holy shit that is interesting. I've had telltale batman on my list, but after the lukewarm reception of season 1 and how fast season 2 showed up I've been iffy.

>Remembers being born in the Asylum.
>Doctors say he just "appeared" there one day.
>He's the one who tells you the truth of Vicky Vale's parentage and her motives, along with how Arkham went into crap under your dad.
>Goes "lolcrazy" when prompted on how he knows these things.

There are very big flags that he knew about the Arkham family more than anyone. Considering how Thomas Wayne used Arkham as his personal torture site, our "John Doe" probably got thrown into chemicals by dear old daddy and declared dead to get his asylum under Wayne control.

When are they gonna do an LP for season 2?
When's Season 2 ep 2 coming out?

This is basically a friendlier version of Jim's rape idea

You sound like a pretensions faggot.

Can't rape the willing user, and John clearly wants to ride Bruce's Wayng

That makes a decent amount of sense.

Did you guys lie or tell the truth to lucius daughter I lied because her father just blew up and I couldn't trust her yet not that it'll matter anyways

My canon Bruce is gay. Discuss.

Cool. No need to get out your thesaurus if you can't even spell

Told the truth and it had the complete opposite effect to what I thought

I told her the truth, beause when she inevitably replaces Lucius she'll understand what happened and that I didn't lie to her at the funeral, thus making her more trusting of me.

I told her the truth because I knew it would lead to drama.

>Never got the Batman/Joker ship before
>I'm probably going to end up shipping this version of them
Goddamnit.

Tell her the truth. She's obviously going to find out no matter what you do and it'l clearll be worse if you weren't up front about it as early as possible.

not entirely out of the picture, but considering how young the Joker looks, I'd say its more likely that he's Vicky's brother, if there was some sort of relation between them.

Well its not that he's a dude. Its just John isn't the kind of man he'd want his son to be around.

I usually Watch Jacksepticeye first with the Telltale games. In part because he does each episode as one whole run each. He's not the funniest but he's good viewing company.

I do hope Spoony gets around to Season 2 since he's getting back to streaming. Glad to see that again.

I like this idea but I hope they just hint at it rather than outright spelling it out
Agree he should be a sibling due to his age though

if there are people in the thread who want to know what the game is like before buying it, someone could stream a crowd play playthrough or something

Told the truth, because hiding it will only lead to even bigger drama in the future. She had the right to be pissed off at Bruce while grieving, but she'll get better.

They do LP's when the full season is completed for TT games.

My Bruce knows John's either crazy or up to something so he plays nice with him to get on his good side

They both are very close in likeness to the only Elseworlds Ship that was Bruce and "John" Damn fine Story. Bruce doesn't Remember, John clearly does have some memory on some level. Just wants Bruce to stay with him and not go back.

Damn nice story.

Yeah, I think they can probably leave it at that.

There's always multiple people who upload no-talking LPs of Telltale games. Honestly, I'm not sure it's even worth buying and playing them. Someone will film a version for every choice you can make.

Were you ride or die with Harvey and refused to sleep with Selina?

Why wasn't THIS an option?

The first Telltale Batman was the first game I've ever refunded on steam. I currently have almost 550 games on steam. Hard pass.

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Oz a shit

Because Bruce is only gay for Alfred

yes sir, i like it

i'm disgusted.

>I usually Watch Jacksepticeye
What the fuck dude.

What dose Sup Forums think about the Penguin turning into a hot young man in canon?

Source? I don't recall Batman ever meeting an Endless, so it would be nice to read.

more porn fodder is always good

Doesn't that defeat half the character's design/purpose?

metal comes out Wednesday

> lined everything EXCEPT THE TEETH
I want to meet the art director who insisted on this and hurt them

holy shit now that I see it its super creepy.

That's kinda fitting though, it makes Jokers smile really pop.

him being short and fat with a long nose plus making him wear a suit is the crux of his character design because it makes him look like a fucking penguin.

same with the eyes... they look like weird Second Life models

Now he just wore a penguin skull mask. Also he's around Bruce's age not a deal older than him. It's fine.

he could still have all the qualities i listed while being the same age as bruce. there was no need to make him attractive.

He could just start wearing the penguin/plague doctor mask more often.

It was a choice so he could play a "face" that even Wayne Board of Directors would buy as a good decision to make him a figurehead.

We can't have that with Tim Burton Penguin.