What is the most kino Disney world ride?

What is the most kino Disney world ride?

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I was gonna say The Great Movie Ride but they closed that...

Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress.

Universal overtook them at least 20 years ago, and nothing beats the Jurassic Park Ride

When I went this: youtube.com/watch?v=cYBP9A6P2t0

Been there twice and can't even remember a single ride I went on. All I remember is endless crowds of fat people and outrageously priced shitty food.

How about that Dinosaur one where you go back in time to the point where dinosaurs went extinct by the meteors and you get chased by this big fucking t-rex looking motherfucker?

hmmmm yeah I forgot that one.
everything else at disney has been shit.
they binned tower of terror for a guardians of galaxy ride for fucks sake

The ones at universal studios

Spider-Man > Jurassic Park

KINO

Sad stuff, last time I went was 2014 or something. I agree though that Universal is surpassing them. Those 3D rides like the Transformers one are amazing, and the whole themed thing with Harry Potter and Jurassic Park is also really well done.

i love the 90s super hero aesthetic of this part of the park. how long until it gets replaced with some MCU crap??

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Universal legally can't

>how long until it gets replaced with some MCU crap??
probably never. Universal have zero rights to anything marvel anymore.
Disney are already putting in MCU crap already in their parks

The Hall of Presidents

His face looks wrong

>implying The Mummy isn't the best ride

Dude i love rides where i sit in a chair with 3d glasses

Came here to post this. Patricians choice

I was always partial to Star Tours. Especially with the little show they put on out front where little kids get to lightsaber duel Darth Vader.
They didn't start doing that until I was already an adult so I never got to experience it.
Pirates of the Caribbean is also a patrician choice

That’s because he’s a repurposed Hillary animatronic

Disney made Hillary Clinton but then she lost so they tried to salvage it into Trump.

it's a hillary doll

Dewey beats Truman all over again.

E.T. is the most kino

>Dat line queue
>Dat bike you sit in, especially if you're in first row with E.T.
>Dat atmosphere when you're flying over the city
>Dat lightspeed bike travel
>Then just when you think it's over, E.T. says your name.

I hope they never get rid of it...

That's at universal not disney

>I hope they never get rid of it...
they binned Jaws for fucking Harry Potter, pal.

I know, it's the best. If i have to pick Disney, it's Huanted Mansion.

They are building Super Nintendo World without touching E.T. so there's hope for now.

Jaws sucked

get the fuck out of here. right now.

How about worst Disney Rides?
My vote goes to Its a Small World, the most cancerous shit ride Disney has.

>tfw when you've never been to a major theme park

they made a Frozen ride in the Norway bit at Epcot. That's the worst on principle.

You mean where Maelstrom was?
Fuck Disney.

I agree. It's a Small World is at least a classic ride.

That new fucking Flight of Passage Avatar ride is the best ride experience ive ever had. Basically VR with no helmet. Shits incredible and I don't even give a fuck about avatat

Frozen ride has some pretty amazing animatronics though. Legit looks the the cartoon came to life.

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