Greetings traveler and welcome to a special Valentine's edition of Adventure Call! My name is Falconhoof and I will be your guide on your quest. Please remember traveler I cannot hear your request unless you get dubs.
You find yourself in the great hall to the dwarven fortress with the throne room to the north, various staircases to the west, the forge to the east, and the exit to the south. What would you like to do traveler?
Go north
Go east
kiss dwarf on lips
Fuck Jester.
ride pegasus
Go to Yoker
Same.
Burn hand in forge
go north fuck jester
Raep jehstur
go west, take staircase up to the dwarven princess' bedroom
>I wonder if that suit has a butt flap
go north
WINRAR
Punch jester in her stomach then fuck her while you slice her open so she needs to hold her guts poppin out while you're fucking her and you pushing her intestines out while fucking
raep jehstur harder
You travel north to the throne room where you spot Jester. You feel something primal within you and you try to rape Jester but before you can the guards apprehend you and force you to toil in the mines as punishment. What would you like to do now traveler?
rape jester
Start a beta uprising within the cavernous mines and march against the king. Jester poon will be had
WATCH ME WHIP
steal a key from the jailer's pocket
Gather salt and throw it in the guard's eyes
go whence you came
go whence a came
>Assuming we are mining for precious metals or gemstones since you didn't specify
Smuggle precious metals and/or gemstones in my ass
Kill jester
Put mine in bag
Take skeleton finger
Kill self
Reroll for ass stones
ASS STONES IT IS
YES, YES! The stones go in me arse!
nice
This is gonna be good
While toiling in the mines you manage to find some precious jewels and hide them up your ass. Later on you find a skeleton finger and decide to take it thinking it will be useful later on. What would you like to do now traveler?
Put skeleton finger in guard's arse
kill jester
go whence you came
Use the skeleton finger as a skeleton key
£5,000.00 on lights
You use the skeleton finger as a skeleton key to unlock the door from the mines. You are now free. What would you like to do now traveler?
Keep digging straight down until I wake a demon up.
Erase self
Stream Prison Architect tonight please Limmy
Kill Jester.
Rape Jester
5 grand for lights
Become a global superpower
Find the treasure laden Dwarven catacombs.
Pay off guards with gems, then rape jester
Heroin
reroll
You pay off the guards with your ass gems and they not only look the other way when you exit the mine but show you the secret tunnel leading to jester's bedroom. You take the secret tunnel and in the night rape jester. What would you like to do now traveler?
...
visit lloydspharmacy
Kidnap jester.
Imprison jester.
Rape jester.
Throw jester from tower
Marry jester
Use the winged sandals... to kill jester.
keep raping jester
Buy a shipload of fruit. Sail it to Scotland.
Sodomize tha Kang
Impregnate jester
>It's a Sup Forums plays adventure call thread again
This makes me happy.
Anyway, take cock out and walk into jesters bedroom while reenacting meatspin
mindbreak jester
Smell my way out of the labrynrh
Pull dick out along with jesters anus
After having raped jester you swing your cock around and around. Jester is crying. What would you like to do now traveler?
Break into king's room
Take the jester to the king and fuck the shit out of jester in front of whole kingdom
use the popcorn from the mine to escape
Eat my own ass
Impregnate Jester
Apologise to Jester and tell her you love her. Do not pull pants up or stop swinging your dick around
Make jester into girlfriend
>her
Use jester's intestines as a rope to escape out the window
Tell jester to stop crying ore I'll give her something to cry about
Canonically make jester a man
Ask her if it was consensual or not
Skin jester and wear her skin
invent gunpowder and use it to hold the house hostage
show bellybutton and go to bed
Tell us yer 'hing.
Jester is a woman, dumbass. Do you not know your Limmy lore?
Poop in her mouth
Casually leave the castle, stealing the silver candlesticks on the way out
What the fuck
What a waste of dubs. I guess this just proves Jester is a woman?
Stick jesters finger up my anus
You cannot stand the crying of Jester so you delicately slice the flesh from her body and wear it
Jester is a woman
waste of dubs traveler
...
winrar
Protest against Donald trump
Seduce the king while pretending to be jester. Do butt stuff
seduce the king wearing jester's skin
This.
Kill Libertard
Well I got dubs by calling out waste of dubs last time, might work again
Go to the forge
masturbate, then kill myself