Hi user, want to take me to the movies tonight?

Hi user, want to take me to the movies tonight?

Yeah bitch we going to see Blac Panther and then you going to get railed by me and my boys you dig

no thanks I don't want STDs

Going to the movies is a pretty shitty idea for a date, you are eating valuable time by not being able to talk for almost two hours.

shes a literal psychopath

Sure, how does Paddington 2 sound?

Nah babe. No good movies out right now. Lets just chill at my crib and watch some Hulu. You seen AP Bio yet? Lets pop a bottle of wine and watch it. I think youll like it. Oh and you heard the new Naux Faux CD? Lets get hugh and fuck to it.

Bettttttt

let's wait until friday when Black Panther comes out

t. Reddit

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>women
>having anything valuable ti talk about for more than five minutes, let alone two entire hours

looks like kind of girl that have sex with out coundum.

Is this Leah Gotti?

She might have been able to be an actual model if she wasn't so fucked in the head

This is actually true, went out with a bunch of ladies co-workers into the theaters also with a date they arranged for me, turned out we had nothing in common but we just found out AFTER she tried giving me smoochies throughout the movie.
Ever feel like sometimes the world be better without people in it? i kinda feel like pulling a dilbert3 in the office.

Oki hop in dey ca

>Fucked up her perfect tits and ass with plastic surgery

Yeah no thanks

please explain

>perfect tits

LOL

Post pics pre and post surgery pls

Why would any self respecting guy want to spend time with a girl that fucks niggers?

Women also believes in “sparks” and “chemistry”. If you take them on a date that is just watching a movie, she will already have someone else lined up before the movie is over.

>user let's stay in and watch a DVD, which one should I pick?

she sucks the lifeforce out of men through their penises, they are left exhausted depleted and just die out moments later, legend says if you sleep with your window open, she might get in and suck you off while you sleep, thats how wetdreams happen.

well they wouldnt
but who here has any self respect
id eat a creampie out of most pornstars while wearing scooby doo pullups

the matrix, right by your ass, third row on the bottom. you see it?

shaft

those feet

So basically what you saying is never go 3DPD?

>Don't believe in chemistry between people
When's the last time you left the basement

Breh

>dilbert3
what the fuck did i just watch exactly?

that collection is so fucking bad though

She looks like she was chubby in middle/high school and floated around the popular kids because she was smart and nice, only to become a slut in college once she lost some weight.

is that lana rhoades?