ITT: only the very best of comedians

ITT: only the very best of comedians

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Are you taking the fucking piss?

Chad Daniel
Bill Burr
Matt Braunger
Tom Segura
Brian Posegn

(Last names might be spelled wrong)

What's wrong with Jo Brand, are you joking? Only female comedian I can stand

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MY HUSBAND
HE TOLD ME I EAT A LOT
CAUSE I'M FAT YOU SEE

terry christian has let himself go

Christopher Titus, Doug Stanhope, Rich Vos

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She's a pretty good writer to be fair. Getting On and Damned are alright

Ooh hiya pet! I bought a birthday cake yesterday. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just fancied eating cake...
>glances at audience
Anyway I was wearing me special red knickers. They were white that morning, I was just on my period...
>glances at audience
Went to bed after that, was tossing and turning, couldn't get off. I need a bigger dildo...
>glances at audience

Never heard her call anyone pet

Saw Sadowitz live a few years back. His magic's great but his comedy amounts to spitting on the audience or shouting nigger at a black guy up in the stands. There's zero actual comedy behind it, it's more like tourettes.

>my ex husband [somethin]
The woman is a broken track.

Seriously though, Joan Rivers was a god-tier comedian. A genuinely and effortlessly funny woman in anything I've seen her in. We need more women comedians who are funny because of their talent, and who don't let their entire comedy career rely on jokes about being a woman, weight, menstruation, or lazy husbands.

stfu

I want to punch her in the face but I also want to fuck her.

yeah i feel like her skin would be soft and smooth due to the chub and big milky jugs

She's a geordie, it's in her blood

I've seen some weird celebrity crushes but this one's just fucked, how could you look at that monster and feel anything close to arousal

She's one of those fatties who could be kinda qt if she lost all that damn weight, people are attracted to that shit all the time

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*saves your panel show*

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She was my favourite American comic.

Still think so?
Saw her in an old episode of 8 out of 10 cats from ten years ago before she went fat

Yes. I don't think she looks particularly attractive but every woman that isn't completely disfigured has people finding her hot

Big Narstie

That guy ruined the Big Fat Quiz
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I honestly thought he had some mental disability.