Was JD the original cuck? Patient zero of the soy?

Was JD the original cuck? Patient zero of the soy?

its really unfortunate he didnt slowly develop into a dr cox like figure

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Childhood is idolizing Dr. Cox. Adulthood is when you realize that the Kelso makes more sense

He truly did nothing wrong.

shit, at least jd got laid with some hotties

I don't know, every time I see someone demonizing a legume I picture a slack-jawed hillbilly struggling not to fuck his sister. How did you let that shit go so far?

>tfw my Adulthood is realizing that Ted is extremely relatable to my existence

Jd actually got laid which is more than the cucks on Sup Forums have done.

yeah I'm thinking he got laid

Pull yourself together and stop whining.

>cuck
>mandy moore, amy smart, sarah chalke
Where do I sign up?

>implying the nigger isn't fucking her every weekend while JD rubs her feets

the nigger got married a couple seasons before jd did and had to ironically play off being pussy-whipped for 30+ episodes

>Turk
>nigger
Rude.

Heather Graham.
Or did they never fuck?

>these feelings won't go away
Every time

Turk is a black man, not a nigger

Didn't he fuck Tara Reid in her prime, too?
JD ain't no cuck. He may be an orbiter, but not a cuck

turk's a pretty classic nigger

jd LITERALLY got cucked in college by his black best friend

cox's wife used jd to cuck cox
scrubs is cuck-sception if you look closer, those early 00s show were when they were going into cuck propaganda overdrive

Tara Reid suffered a worse decline than Lindsay Lohan. Very unfortunate.

anyone tried rewatching this show as an adult an thinks it's crap? really disappointed in how it's aged, i don't think it has well

Turk Turkleton

Hey! They were wet from a water ballon fight and had to take their clothes off to dry and were warming up in the blankets.

If anything Carla would be rubbing his feet while JD takes Turk's cock

>everybody except for Cox is at least tacitly religious
>Christmas episode that actually promotes the spirit of christmas
>the minority characters dating each other and the white characters dating each other is presented as if it were just the natural order of things
>the the protagonists resisting and over coming kikery to do some good for the average person is the overarcing conflict of the whole series
>Every pregnancy results in a baby and the characters treat their pregnancies as moral obligations
>The protagonist, a medical prodigy and moral hero of the show, is played by a white man

The very last wholesome american values show to air on television more like.

hot
Carla got me bothered in the first season when she kept calling JD Bambi

Yeah, but I think that has as much to do with the show having been written with an adolescent audience in mind as it does with having become 'stale' over time. All of their problems and attitudes are very adolescent, and the show is packed to the gills with fan service.

The episode where his dog (Baxter?) died was one of the things that really stands out to me, still. It wasn't done intensely like Cox losing the patients was, but it actually hit me harder because of it.
Ken Jenkins is just incredible.

>Somehow forgot about this until now

haha. the narwhal bacons at midnight! Upvote.

Heather Graham was down for it but only if JD got Elliot to say it was okay, which she didn't.