MovieBob

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>Emoji Movie is hated because it's target audience is little kids

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Bob's a cunt, but the bigger cunts are autists like you that bet buttdevasted over what some z list internet "personalities" say.

Is he trying to do an Armond White thing?

>moviebob

>Buttdevastated
>Over an insane lolcow
Whatever you say

If you had to be in either a shadman or a moviebob thread, which one would you choose. (You can't kill yourself)

No, he means every single thing he says.

Moviebob because at least you can't post disgusting art by him

Jokes on you. Shadman and Moviebob threads are both just very slow ways of killing yourself.

>Moviebob

someone post that excerpt from his book where he compares watching The Wizard to the JFK assassination and 9/11

Shadman doesn't call for the genocide of white america constantly.

>giving (You)s to this fat cunt

Almost as pathetic as this balding fat blob.

Wow. The Wizard's not THAT bad.

Not only is Bob an SJW, he's a bottom-tier SJW. He's the SJW that other SJW's make fun of for being retarded.

Please stop using words you dont understand.

Is movieblob the one who said baneposters are terrorists

Oh no no, user. You misunderstand. Bob was trying to make a metaphor about seeing Mario 3 in The Wizard being an amazing thing you never will forget.

Bob is THAT fucking bad at writing.

Shadman threads are fun and Shad occasionally draws my fetish which is good. Movieblob does nothing for me and he's a cunt.

Not an argument.

... so the moonlanding is right there and he goes for 9/11.

No one can be that retarded.

Well, yeah. It was a request. It was never meant to be an argument.

Why would you think otherwise?

>the premise alone is bad
>it's a Sony product
>massive quantities of product placement (being aimed at kids makes this worse, not better)

Not that Bob will ever have children but he'd be the kind of parent who lets them watch any crap because "lel it's just for kids."

Can someone get Shad to draw Bob?

It's hated because it's a 90 minute advertisement targeted at little kids that shows how out of touch Sony execs are with pretty much every demographic imaginable.

Sure, we get films with advertising all the time, but rarely so blatant is it that a film is made to advertise than the Emoji Movie. That it's targeted at young children means that it's targeted at the one demographic that's unlikely to be able to discern advertisement from film, and that's pretty fucking irresponsible. On top of that, you've got insincere lip-service paid to any number of social movements in an attempt to make the movie far more than it is. Finally, just on an artistic level, there's no shortage of both visual and written plagiarism.

The Emoji Movie is honestly pretty reprehensible on most levels you can look at it on. Bob's confusing contrarianism with being a voice of reason. Yes, people shouldn't pay attention to the film, but to suggest it is only hated because 'EW KIDS STUFF' is to ignore the fact that Disney movies ostensibly aimed at kids still make gangbusters in the same periphery young adult demographics that hate the Emoji Movie so hard.

You know, the fucking Nintendo home console's target audience was meant for little kids, but somehow it didn't completely suck.

not the same guy but is even more retarded to waste your time with a ''request'' like that

Seems like a waste of Shad's artistic talents desu.

Is he taking it up the ass from Sony? Did they see how much free ad space his Pixels reveiw gave them and decide to put him on the take?

Bob has an enormous bully complex, so maybe he thinks Emoji Movie is just getting unfairly bullied.

>DUDE RACISTS ARE WHY WE DON'T HAVE SPACE COLONIZATION LMAO

Fuck off Blob, Im not giving you a view

Posting superior critic

are him and jim sterling confirmed perma virgins?

yes, that's our Bob

I didn't recognize him with his clothes on

> is fat guy with glasses, terrible clothing/hair and undying need to vlog about video games on the internet against embarrassing backgrounds a virgin

Well isn't THAT a complex question
I mean, they're individuals and it would be wrong to generalize wouldn't it now
Wouldn't it

agreed

Jim Sterling married a female clone of himself

This is probably the first time he was right about something

Shad IS the genocide of white America.

Has Bob ever gotten laid even Dobson had a fucking girlfriend

keyword being "had". I don't think Dobson was getting laid girlfriend or not.

>"Keep that air-pump away from me you creep. It's bad enough that I have to put up with your autistic smelly ass every day."

He really is.

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>Personnel vietnam

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Y'know, I don't know why I didn't think to upload it to ZippyShare before.

Anyways, here's MovieBob's book: www60.zippyshare.com/v/xv6SxcS8/file.html

>So, on December 15, 1989 me and hundreds of thousands of other kids across America lined up for “The Wizard.” I’ll admit that I was among those who fooled themselves into thinking it was a great movie for years afterwards, but on that day all we really wanted was to get SMB3 in front of our eyeballs. Just let us see it. Please, just let us see it...
>Now, having watched the film much, much more often than it deserves since then I can likely quote about 80% of it chapter and verse. (“You got 50,000 points in Double Dragon!?” “I love the Power Glove... it’s so bad.” “Video... Arrrr-maaaa-geddooooon!” “HE TOUCHED MY BREASTS!!!!” “California...”) But the climactic reveal of SMB3 is burned - no, seared - into my memory the way JFK’s assassination was for my parents’ generation... or the way 9/11 would be for mine a scant 12 years from then…

Shadman thread, because at least then we can speculate on how good his boypussy is.

Jontrons like an Armenian or something, tho.

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But its supposed target audience doesn't even extensively use emojis, preteens and teenagers do. So even in that it completely failed.

The Emoji movie has "feminism" in it with the hacker girl emoji. Because of this, this movie must be defended like the shitty Ghostbusters remake. Because anything with feminism must be defended.

post pics

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But most feminism-minded reviewers seem to be shitting on how obviously shallow the movie's attempt at appealing to them is.

Does he really believe that, because i hated it for its feminist undertones and its sad attempt to be trendy

You underestimate Moviebob. His ideals of feminism are different than most feminists. He loved Metroid Other M.

Didn't he also say that when society falls or something he'll still be useful because he spent his time learning a useful trade, but all he does is talk about movies and video games.

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I see him as a plumber, he has the ass for it.

Brad Jones, the coke fiend? Brad Jones, the bleach drinker?

I could post fucking Mr. Enter with that caption and I would be right.

I thought that was Dobson?

Also who in their right mind can play that game and not get annoyed. "Oh, no you can't use this power because I, your commanding officer, haven't told you to yet."

Goddamn.

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Well he isn't wrong, if people actually knew what's best for them there wouldn't be so many fat fuck like him.

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Didn't Moviebob literally have a whole entire "Simpsons is still good" video that just amounted to many minutes of him describing what is essentially nostalgia goggles?

Does...does he not understand that it's a fucking meme?

I feel like I'd be too small for it because he obviously wants 12" bbc.

Really makes you think.

>"Simpsons didn't get worse, you just grew up"
Bob's explanation as to why people hate The Simpsons today.

Meanwhile this guy makes a 31 minute video explaining why the Simpsons is bad now with proof/graphs/actual research and even creates an original joke in both styles of new/old Simpsons to hammer in the point of just why it is bad now.
youtube.com/watch?v=KqFNbCcyFkk

This is why Bob is fucking terrible. He's is just another fat contrarian on youtube trying to stand out by having unpopular opinions (which he even admits in OPs video basically). He's basically the Jim Sterling of movies/TV shows.

nope

Spoken like a man who's never attained doubles

Did Zack Snyder fuck his high school crush or something? He mentions Batman versus Superman in every video I've seen of his regardless of context

>slowclap

Anyone who was expecting everyone to be okay with the new strategy of "just get the snotty little post-millennial fuckers excited about it, automatic double tickets for mom and dad getting dragged along" is a fucking idiot.

Jim sterling is at least consistent.

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Both of them loved it.

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shadman. at least those have porn