Describe the average Walking Dead episode

Describe the average Walking Dead episode

>Starts with one of the characters out in the woods doing something by themselves
>something is discovered/revealed by that character
>goes back and tells everyone about it
>main antagonist of the time starts screaming "nigger" or some other racial slurs
>oh no zombies time to kill them
>interpersonal drama between characters
>setup for the next episode

I literally have never watched an episode of this show but I think this is what I'd expect from it.

>nothing happens
>it’s boring
>it’s gay
>why do low IQ normies like this shit

Rubs head
>maskee sumin

The group faces problems.

>T. Every official synopsis

>Rick is sweaty and stressed out
>CORRAL
>pseudo-philosophical dialogue about the nature of the world and how things are now
>cliffhanger ending

Human conflict oh wait a few zombies , OK back to humans killing humans cliff hanger.

Robert Kirkman being a fucking no-talent faggot and writing himself into a corner.

>"Things aren't the way they used to be."

>"We aren't made for this world."

>Rick experiences the same character arc again

>Leaning

>no-talent faggot and writing himself into a corner.
He wrapped up Invincible pretty well 2bh.

Is this shit still going? Amazing.

>Foreign group encounter
>"my peepull"
>"your peepull"
>Rick and his people teleporting around
>random gun battle after long and boring filler
>impregnable plot armor everywhere
>"WALKERS"
>"GO ON WITHOUT ME"/"I'LL HOLD'EM OFF"
>more filler
>cliffhanger

Also
>no sights attached to weapons
>Infinite ammo and aimbot hax when shooting humans
>matrix tier aim when shooting zombies
>Rick holding his revolver like a retard

maskusumn

shit

Guilty pleasure of mine. The plot lines are basically all the same. Generally it begins with them surviving, then they'll discover someone/something, [insert filler episode(s)], they'll try to deal with it responsibly, the plan goes wrong, they rebuild and gather their strength having learned from their mistakes, action packed episode where they carry out said plan, they come out winning after losing one or two people. Rinse and repeat.

There's a lot of forced character development and speeches. Honestly I think this kind of series would benefit from flashback story-telling. Watching flashbacks has far more impact than listening to some guy go on and on about how someone he held dear died because he made a stupid mistake and now he wants to prove himself yadda yadda yadda.

Also they should stop with the home settlement meme. It's not entertaining. There's more potential for storytelling with them scavenging and roaming around like nomads. It makes more sense too, given how many hordes there seem to be.

>why do low IQ normies like this shit
Pic related is why we like it atm

>Rick is interesting
>Daryl needs a haircut
>Most of the women are useless and dull
>"Miorities" are pandered to so are dull and never allowed to be real people

Nothing happens. Rick gives a speech for no reason. The girl give a speech got no reason. A black person gives a speech for no reason. Rick gives another speech for no reason. End

actually completely accurate

THANGS AREN'T WHAT THEY USED TO BE RECK

1st season
>ey Rick I fucked lori
>ey Rick it aint like it was
>ey Curl
>*rubs head*

>Drama
>Drama
>Drama
>Walkers
>Drama
>Negan does something edgy
>Walkers
>More drama
>Episode ends

two people are arguing about something like its a D category soap opera
they throw in a zombie here and there because the show is called walkingdead

>that screen

kino

>Rick is shown to be powerless to an antagonist who has clearly the upper hand
>People arguing
>One token zombie is shot

>Teaser before the opening credits
>Opening credits
>Talking and drama that appeals to women
>Strong empowered female scene
>Token minority scene
>Talking
>Talking
>One zombie kill
>Talking
>Ending teaser that implies something might happen next episode.

Here's a recap of the entire show so far

>Guy is alone.
>Meets other characters
>They encounter a big, bad, villain (The Governor)

>Minor characters die
>New minor characters are added
>They encounter another big, bad villain (Terminus)

>New minor characters come along
>Minor characters die
>They encounter another group of baddies (The Hunters)

>Minor characters die
>New minor characters are added
>They encounter another big, bad villain (Negan)

And if they follow the comics

>Minor characters die
>New minor characters are added
>They encounter another big, bad villain (Female Governor)

OH NO ITS A NEW BAD GUY AND HES HARDCORE

HOWS RICK GONNA GET OUTTA THIS ONE GUYS

OH HE GOT OUT OF IT, BUT MAYBE HES CRAZY NOW

OH MAN SOMEBODY DIED HOW SAD

OH MAN CARL WHAT

OH MAN SOME NEW BADASS IS IN TOWN, HOWS RICK GONNA HANDLE THIS ONE?