Things People Do In Movies That Just Don't Happen In Real Life

Eating cake with milk, for example. That shit ain't natural.

I do that all the time

I'm literally doing that right now

I’m eating a glassful of cake milk right now op are you ok?

>drinking milk

>That shit ain't natural.
off will you nigger

Degenerates, all of you!

>not being white

Too much lactose for you, soyboy nigger?

>eating cake+milk=patrician af
>eating cake+soda=pleb like a mf

Being home alone and closing the door when they poop.
Not masturbating every time they get on the internet.

Putting Parmesan on your spaghetti.

>Not drinking fresh cold milk
It's like the media is conditioning millenials to do this i fucking knew it

Reminder that milk galvanizes the secret hidden nutrients out of cake while soda+cake is literally causes bone failure

The Outsiders got it right. Chocolate cake with beer. For breakfast.

Who the fuck drinks soda and milk??

enjoy drinking literal pasteurized pus.

Nice bait OP.
Posting shit litterally everyone not lactose intolerant does.

I think I went about 1 year without a door on my bathroom.

masturbate with lube lmao who the fuck does that

>Not swishing the cake and milk together in your mouth

Have sex.
I think it's a Jewish conspiracy because I personally never had sex.
It's some bullshit that never really happens.

>not drinking milk to keep your brain and bones strong
Fucking soyboys have gone too far

Americans.
I’m pretty sure lube companions are the biggest proponents of circumsizion.

>I'm literally doing that right now and I never do'

Stop spying on me you CIA nigger.

Are you retarded or just brown?

is this one of those dumb threads that's the opposite of what it purports?

i,ve done this

I eat cake with a cup of tea

Are you unaware as to what milk actually is?

What the fuck? Milk goes perfect with cake, they compliment each other perfectly. What other drink would you eat with cake? Literally nothing else goes with it.

>drinking soda
>current year, ever

I put my penis in milk makes by erections harder

That's the only way to eat cake, you fucking barbarian

Glass of lemonade from the cute girl across the street

t.R1a haplogroup pro

>Things People Do In Movies That Just Don't Happen In Real Life

wearing PJ's

He doesn't even what milk IS!

>character brushes teeth
>doesn't rinse

The irony is that dairy products are full of estrogens, and are correlative with reduced sperm statistics.

>character brushes teeth
>foamy toothpaste not dribbling down their chin, toothbrush, arm, and elbow

Be well adjusted.

>character takes a shower
>doesn't pee in the shower

It also blocks iron consumption which can lead to anemia meaning you'll feel tired all the time.

Putting the cereal in before the milk

Putting the ice in the glass before the drink

Putting toothpaste on the brush instead of rubbing it on their teeth with their finger

What do you expect me to drink with my cake? Fucking water?

pulling down pants to pee and poo

I did this for years as a child just because I thought you were supposed to. Then I realize that it sucked, added nothing to the taste, and just dried it up.

having sex with bra on.

white milk was LITERALLY made for the Big Black Cake

>added nothing to the taste

cheap cheese has no taste. You have to get the expensive stuff.

overmilking causes sores in the udders which ooze pus and also blood. the pus is collected in the milk.

that's where the pus thing comes from.

they're teenagers tho. i feel it just adds to the awkwardness.
but yeah generally speaking it's fucking dumb.