Well?

well?

She's on the rag.

only $3 to my name, can't even get a handjob.

her mouth work?

I'm stuck in my apartment doing homework.

no gf

>tfw I had a manic episode and now I’m going to orchestrate events into forcing her to fall in love with me

Going to try to conceive with my wife tonight. Anyone else have a kid here? What’s it like?

sex with myself is still sex

I'm busy watching over her kids.
So she went to Jamal.

Gf left two days ago due to drinking, as did all the previous ones. Sitting here in the dark drinking and listening to the rain.

tinder game is weak

already did, will probably again later, watching a movie in bed now

She’s very shy about me sleeping over. We’ve had sex a couple times but I’m honestly looking more forward to just sleeping with her.

Sounds comfy to be honest

because all women are filthy whores

I never talk to girls.

My wife has gotten increasingly lazy. Sex life after being married for a bit suuuucks

>tfw I had a depressive episode and now my carefully orchestrated plan has been abandoned

I don’t have a gf and I can’t get one because I’m terribly awkward around women.

Low blow, OP.

I got syphilis from a bitch I was dating about 3 months ago. The girl I'm with now and I are both on penicillin and can't have sex for three weeks.

I win? I guess. haha

meeting my gf tomorrow.

They all do the same here too.
Just put on some tunes.

too concerned with feeling sorry for myself and fucking random slags at the bar rather than cultivate any type of meaningful relationship

It's not bad just trying to stop the hurt. We were together 3 years and put up with alot of my shit, we were even trying for a kid. Could be worse

so?

She's probably fucking some black guy right now. She's been cheating on me for like a month now. I wonder if she knows that I know.

I can't stand my gf.

I always leave my gfs because they drank too much. Are you a woman perhaps?

I was abused by a female neighbor when i was 6 or something. Haven't been able to trust many women since then.

Your mom was booked solid. If she didn't lower the price to a can of beer, I might have got there early enough.

I have crippling autism so I cant talk to people.

what's this like, i've never dated a woman who drank much

Because my boyfriend just got done painting the inside of my ass

I don't feel like fukcing my ex from years ago on God damn valentines day, I don't know what she's expecting of me desu

I've been told twice that my penis was too small so there's that.

Because I lost all my money, possessions, job, and relationships a year ago when I finally hit rock bottom from my heroin addiction. I've been living with my parents since April 2017. I'm only now about to start my career again and living a normal life. Stay away from heroin. It will slowly grab you by the dick and you'll be a slave before you realize what's happened. It gives you a false sense of control (I snorted, didn't shoot) where you don't get dope sick in the beginning, but then suddenly you do start to get violently ill and by then you can't stop until you're dead or living under a bridge.

Because I value my body and don't want a kid or an std

I'm a shitty excuse for a man. Is that what you wanna see?

because i am not a human

Twice as annoying as a normal woman. Infuriating, at times. Usually results in a call to the police or two just to save yourself the life sentence from the inevitable murder that would be consequent if you continued to hear the child-level "rationalizations" that spew from their mouths.

I'm ugly af and also can't believe and hate people who show interest in me

Cause my wife is at her parents and "forgot" about valentines, basically shes a bitch

damn, I guess I'm never dating a drunk bitch again, them digits don't lie

Ah, her "parents", huh?
I get what you mean ;) My wife has a Big Black "Parents" too.

don't have a gf

I hate my mother and therefore hate all other women

This

Solid answer to be quite honest

Yeah, its not worth the trouble.
You might find yourself in a position where the only way to get her to shut her mouth is by driving 125mph in the wrong lane on a highway at night with her kids in the back, theoretically.