I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week and this mornin' he woke up dead!

I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week and this mornin' he woke up dead!

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what was the punchline

man how the hell do you "wake up dead"

kek that movie was great

I forgot the exact dialogue, but when he was complaining about always operating a crane, then goes to play the crane game cracks me up.

You can't go to bed dead man that shit would be redundant

The last decent Scary movie

>Yea man were in the hood !!

But you alive when you go to sleep dawg thats how you wake up dead

nah 4 is pretty good too.

>3&4 are awesome

>1&2 are shit

Has this ever happened before?

>when they load the shovels

lost.my.shit

you can't go to bed dead

1 was pretty good. 2,3 and 4 are objectively shit.

But some of the scenes, especially in 3-4 are pretty fucking funny.

Jerry's kids my ass.

I remember when people used to shit on the le funny movie xD genre, but I'd gladly take that over capeshit

bring back scary movie and jackass

Oh for real. And here's the 611 on that.

Here's your compromise.

3 was the best in the series followed by 1 and 4.
2 and 5 are objectively shit

3 is the only good one

>That's phone repair. You mean 411.

You can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.

kino

2 = 3 > 1 = 4

Any yet all they fucking showed on Comedy Central was 2 all the goddamn time

>how the hell do you turn up missing

OFFICER DOOFY REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR

What the fuck? 2 is the best in the series how can you all be so pleb

TAKE MY HAND

NO GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME


ITS MY STRONG HAND

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I used to die laughing when I watched this. Still hilarious though

MY GERMS AHAHAHAH

sharpton for president yall

...

YO DRUNK WHITE WOMEN FOR EVERYBODY

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

I forgot what they were parodying here.

>That part where he he pumps his shovel like a shotgun

>George, it's a wake.
>SHE'S AWAKE?

These movies were something else.

>she broke her weiner?

I didn't touch her I swear

Ray was fucking creepy.

daily reminder that mj got so pissed off about this he almost sued

Truly the best scene and I lost my shit in the theater when it happened.

but it didn't make him look gay

>It's a girl!

it was the chair

...

>Ray
>gay
Pick one

You think they'd be able to get away with this one nowadays boys?

I think about making this thread on a weekly basis

>the fucking shells ejecting
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man those films may be considered low brow but they are still funny as shit

You know very well they couldn't.

Visual comedy is a lost art

RAP SCHMAP

>if only I hadn't fallen asleep while driving for that EXACT 20 minutes

Man, I remember as a kid when "WWWAAAAAAZZZZZUUUUPPPP" was literally everywhere. Everyone would say it, every other person had a shirt or bumper stickers or something else that said it, and you heard it every day.

My friends used to answer the phone to total strangers like that.

IMMA WORK THAT

holy fuck is this movie kino?

Scary move 3 is still funny as shit man. Double so if you watch it with your lads

>that guy on the TV stopping to look
underrated movie desu

WHY WOULD THE MOUSE BE OUTSIDE THE HOUSE

AND TWINS

CAUSE ITS A RAT B

1 and 2 were done by the Wayan brothers. After that they sold the franchise to the guys who made Airplane, Top Secret!. Naked Gun and others. Thus the change in comedy style, and suddenly 100% more Leslie Nielsen

The Scary Movie franchise is surprisingly high quality, at least until 4. 3 might actually be the high point.

I don't think I've ever laughed harder than the ending of 4 with the Tom Cruise parody

the bits where the blonde white guy would beat the shit out of the main character because she was going to snitch were too great. also the small dick reveal was hilarious.

3 and 4 are just completely non-stop with the jokes. Many don't land but the movies are just crazy high energy.

T H I S
H
I
S

3>2>>>>4>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

It's not true. It's bullshit. He did not touch her. He did not.

the distorted faces in the photographs from the ring

>what happened?
>you were playing yahtzee, and you bumped your head, and passed out
>yahtzee? YAHTZEE *bangs head and passes out

This scene unironically scared me as a kid

this flick is underrated

Did Raimi direct this?

turn them around honey

1, 2 and 3 were fine. Anything beyond is trash. Tha fact your think 4 is good shows how much shit taste youve got.

>Mice? I thought she had rats...

This is the dumbest gag, but it still gets me every time.

youtu.be/yqQ6qGU2GyI

it's turned up missing you faggot

>here's Detroit
>and here's Detroit AFTER the attack
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Time was that would be a turnoff...
The insert of the perfect tits were great here
This was before M Night became a joke, the hat gag could fit perfectly in The Happening

Two had the best sex scenes.
>tfw you'll never ghostfuck a girl
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be very careful now

>H2O2

>Just promise me youll never remarry...and no sex either

The first time I saw that on TV I came probably the closest I've ever come to damaging my organs from laughing too hard. It still makes me laugh like a bitch every time, and I have no idea why. Something about the ridiculous and goofy simplicity of it just gets me every time.

Truly kino

unironically parody kino
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I fucking love Christopher McDonald, wish he'd done more known films. He's always a great villain.

Gets. me. every. fucking. time

Goddamn it all makes sense now.

>working for a small production company right now behind the camera and in post
>quickly working my way up in status and position quickly
>have a dream of resurecting the slapstick genre on day akin to Scary movie 3/4, Airplane, Hotshots, Top Secret, Naked Gun, etc.
>Most of those movies were made with very small budgets so it's a realistic goal
>already have 2 90 page scripts written for 2 different movies

Wish me luck, Sup Forums. The slapstick Genre isn't done yet.

remember the parody genre? remember fred durst?

Good luck user

that's because warner bros rushed the hell out of them to get 2 in the door, that's why there are so many deleted scenes in that one.
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I just wanna tell you good luck, we're all counting on you

I'M GONNA DO IT

I forgot to mention, I've also written the scripts around having all affordable practical effects with no CG and very very little compositing work. There is a certain magic to the cheap practical effects and props in these movies that I fully intend to capture.

and there was supposed to be a scene that was in the script where kathleen robertson's character was supposed to be gross behind closed doors.