Why didn't they give the ring to Bill the Pony?
Why didn't they give the ring to Bill the Pony?
Why didn't they just sur put him inside ahe ring inside bill the pony then put him inside a cage so that the ring wasn't worn by anyone and then just push the cage into the lava?
Why didn't they just go to mount doom and bring back some lava in a bucket and use that to melt the ring?
Why didn't elrond just push ISILDOOOOOR into the lava?
sir are you having a stroke?
Why not melt some rocks from mordor and throw the ring in there
because he was a faggot
why didn't magneto just rip the rings to pieces?
kek
This is an interesting question? What if they gave the ring to a horse, or eagle? would they be influenced by the ring?
I imagine anything with a basic intelligence would become defensive over it.
Why didn't the eagles just fly Laura Palmer away from Twin Peaks?
Fucking kek
Why didn't frodo just not cry like a bitch every time something happened?
She probably would have fucked them as thanks too
Kinslaying is immortal sin and Numenorean men are 9 feet tall giga-chads.
Even Aragorn, the last of a spent line, was over 7 feet.
Book Frodo > Movie Frodo. It is one of but a few things they dropped the ball with.
Why didn't the balrog use his wings to fly up when grand elf collapsed the bridge
Gargoyle rules. They can only glid, not fly.
>ending isnt bill charging into the mount doom room and kicking gollum with the ring into the lava and saving the world and then going to the shire to beat down tight hobbit horse pussy until the end of time
why?
why didnt they give the ring to tom bombadil
the in universe actual talked about reason in the book is tom would literally give no fucks about it and end up losing it or throwing it away as trash
also everyone would die because the only way they were able to defeat sauron was with the destruction of the ring, he doesnt need it to win the war
What would Legolas ring superpower have been?
Killing things that count as two.
Why didn't Gandalf just eat the Ring?