Movie food

What's the ideal snack to eat while watching kino?

Hotdogs.

>mfw I unironically get movie theater hotdogs

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Airpopped popcorn lightly salted or pretzels

These are excellent, jalapeno cheez-its. I like putting cayenne pepper on popcorn too.

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The Tabasco cheezits are the GOAT

For me, it's poutine, the best kinoplex snack.

Same as your pic, OP. My testosterone is through the roof

/thread

Had some whole grain crackers, cheese, salami and cheese.wine as well

Tabasco is literally a shit tier hot sauce.

Dude, you gotta try silverskin onions, truly the most kino food. Works great with pickles, too

popcorn obv.

Pizza

other than because of conventional wisdom, why? popcorn isn't thematically similar to any movie besides normie comedy like Adam Sandle. stop pushing this meme snack

Can't go wrong with a hearty homemade stew

Who else unironically gets movie theater pizza?

The pepperoni is always extra crunchy from sitting underneath the heat lamps.

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lol how to spot a faggot

Strawberry Quick, princess?

Those bong munchies boxes seem like the ultimate kino food

What in gods name is that on the right

your moms bussy

Looks like kielbasa and Velveeta

Boiled squid.

The virgin plateau de collation
The chad grease tray

Do they just fill pizza boxes with greasy food?

The fuck is that?

For me, it's crab legs

Pure kino fuel in each spoonful

Here are a few classics served in American theaters.

A pizza

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In small doses cause they are awful for you I assume

Nothing beats a pizza and ranch.

The hot sauce is shit tier, but whatever powder they use to flavor the Tabasco cheezits is 10/10.

who here /lowcountryboil/?

That's in mexico.

you're both wrong it's California

pic related, i'm not a soyboy

It just gets worse and worse. And I keep watching it whenever this webm pops up

I refridgerate all my quality urine for kinoplex consumption. I am picky though, only the best piss of the week applies so I dont bottle it if the colouring is wrong. But usally I get a good kino vintage for the kinoplex trip.

Can you imagine the gas you would be polluting the theater with after eating that garbage??

It's one of those things where I just can't imagine how it could be tasty. It's such a mess of textures and flavours.

Why do americans think that its acceptable to burn the shit out of their marinades?

I'm American and I don't even know what those things are (besides the fries that is)

I think it’s fries, onion rings, wings(?) and just a pile of shaved lamb? The fuck

It's not even marinade. That's slow-cooked Texas-style barbecue brisket and it's some of the greatest food known to man. You wouldn't understand.

>he fell for the onion meme

Brown stuff is dorner kabab.
Rings are either fried kalmari or crab.
Brown and red fried stuff is probably really, really bad Pakora.
Looks like naan bread on the lid.
And CHIPS (fucking cunt).

>he doesn't drug himself with onions

Jesus not this again

Why even bother eating it, just liquify it in a blender and dump it down the toilet that shit would wreck your colon. If I’m doing that voluntarily I’m crushing pic related

Mexico needs to be nuked before its too late.

It's a munch box. It's probably not American.

poutine with bacon!?

My man, I created the onion meme

I'm doing keto and this thread is making my tummy riot fuck you all

artista

green tea

it's pulled pork you uncultured swine (no pun intended)

>Literally can't spend 2 hours without eating.
Fucking amerilards lmao.

The movie enhances the food.

parmigiana cinéfila

No patrician eats during a film.

Digits

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This

GOAT

Poorfags spotted.

That looks like something a Finn would come up with.

It looks like anything people living in the cold would eat.

>poverty is the only reason an amerilard would abstain from shovelling food into his face during a film

>soyboy europoor twink thinks eating lots of food makes someone fat

One skim latte please, Achmed!

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dayum

>fasting for a blood draw tomorrow
>avoiding /ck/
>OK, I'll just go to Sup Forums.

Fuck you guys

I eat the movie theatre pizza but only ironically

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I’m on a low carb, low sugar diet so my choices are limited.