It's a reviewer wastes time with a unfunny dumb skit no one wants to watch instead of actually reviewing the movie...

>it's a reviewer wastes time with a unfunny dumb skit no one wants to watch instead of actually reviewing the movie episode

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>watching reviewers

>the skit has really cardboard acting so it seems ironic and they don't have to feel silly about doing a skit
Cut the false modesty horseshit and put some effort in or don't fucking do it at all and get to the review

>RLM

>Review of the movie is greater than or equal to the length of the actual movie

youtube.com/watch?v=eNB5YdSQRtc
>that opening skit
YOU LEAVE THAT SHIT ALONE YOU BALD FAG

X WING

DEATH STAAAAR

If your not watching a review for the personality than just read one, if you can’t stand reading and need shit shoveled into your mouth watch watchmojo or something

>It's a "You don't really have any good ideas or topics for a thread but you've got nothing but time and frog pictures" thread

>skit at the beginning
>shitty guest reviewer
youtube.com/watch?v=XbxRYpuJqDU

>It's a meta reply that pretends to be above it all post

>watching movie """reviewers"""
Holy fuck just kill yourself, i bet you watch people play video games too lmao

>The skit is part of a story shared with other review skits so it's not funny or relevant unless you're updated on whatever bullshit fantasy stories the reviewer does

>shitty guest reviewer
I hate those the most

This thread is fucking stupid. That is all. Also reddit.

Well, congratulations, you are part of it now so you are stupid too.

>watching NC
if you're older than 13 then do yourself a favour and just end it man.

I have an odd obsession with watching every episode. Like someone who smokes cigarettes or leaves clues at a crime scene.

>it's a joeysworldtour tries asmr episode
kino

>not watching it for nostalgia
>not watching it for the cringe
pleb desu

>play joeysworldtour ASMR whenever my sister has friends over
That'll show that roastie bitch for having something I can't.

Post kino reviewers that aren't RLM or NC

>ralphthemoviemaker
>The Unusual Suspect
>StitchedTogetherPics
>Decker Shado

>Decker Shado
is he still dating that retard?

name like seven who even do this?
huh whats that...you can't.... faggot

she sounds like a fucking dumb BITCH, is she hot?

>hardly a minute in
>Doug is having his fetish slave rub him while his nipples are exposed

I hope not, she ruined every review she was in because I couldn't understand what she was saying

Yournoviesucksdotorg
Not really into his taste in movies but his reviews are kino. Also, props to the man who makes top of the year lists for 2014 in 2017 etc. and is gay but uses the name 2gay2lift

>reviewer is a gay furry

>tfw tamara will never rub me

>ralphthefaggot
Try harder pleb. Everyone else is literally who.
>beastiality

>Reviewer has lost passion and just churns out shit episodes

This fucking asshole youtube.com/user/SEANxLONG

oh my god

This. I don't think I'll ever understand it. Same with reaction videos and let's play.

>It's a review for a movie I have no plans on watching but I still watch the review anyways episode

>reviewer defends a really shit movie everyone else hates

>Bestiality
His best movies of each year are good but I feel the quality of his movie reviews has dropped a lot lately, focusing more on quickies. I enjoyed his first movie reviews though

>it's a viewer pretends they're watching a youtuber for the reviews rather than for a friend simulator because they're lonely fucks that don't have people talking at them irl

>reviewer bashes a really good movie everyone else loves

Tamara jiggles perfectly

DELET

Reviewer doesn't like a popular movie but gets so much pressure on liking it by the viewers that he actually backpedals and makes a review fakingly liking it

>Reviewer thinks best movie of the year is some capeshit like WW.

>Reviewer reviews what everybody agrees is a shitty movie
>"It's bad! But not for all of those reasons that people say it's bad"

>reviewer makes a reference or joke that makes you question if maybe they browse Sup Forums

>reviewer browses Sup Forums
youtube.com/watch?v=8ifHorgkZNo

Nah that is actually good. I for one like to see more points be made about a film rather than repeating the surface level shit that everyone spergs out about.

this is the worst

Jay seems to do that repeatedly.

Ralpe the Kino Maker does this too

Pretty much all of them does, except for the video essay ones

>>ralphthemoviemaker

this. isn't afraid to say "fag" or "nigger" or joke around about hating blacks

absolutely BASED!

>watching reviewers

>reviewer gets butthurt over the comments and cherrypicks the most autistic ones to make a comeback video

I genuinely love his voice, sometimes I just leave his videos on for background noise

>reviewer makes a shitty rewrite of a divisive capeshit movie
>internet makes fun of him for it
>he makes a video crying like a baby about it

>reviewer is a fat 41 year old blob

IHE does this and it makes me lose respect for him.

You should - in general -just ignore the comments entirely. Unless you made a mistake and said something factually incorrect and someone provides you with information, then you can say "oh yeah in my previous video I incorrectly said this guy did the voice, but it was actually this guy, sorry about that"

Making "comment comeback" videos is fucking pathetic and also encourages and validates the absolute mongoloids who post in youtube comments

>review is just some chubby guys talking about the movie for 40 minutes

>So Ebert, what did you think of this film?
>Well Siskel, I found it to be- Oh no! RoboEbert and the Dark Destroyer are invading earth. We have to use our Power Ranger swords to fight them
>Two thumbs up!

Why do they all do this?

To reward long time viewers you selfish fuck

The worst thing is he isn't even ironic about it. He is genuinely butthurt about it. I think he should stick to his search for the worst videos and don't bother with real reviews. Compared to other youtubers he doesn't know shit.

One can't have more thoughts about the film than the film has length. That's unpossible.

Who are some good reviewers the only ones I know about are red letter media and jenny nicholson?

So that you feel compelled to watch the other reviews in order and give them more money.

They all do, Jay has just been doing it more lately.

>reviewer isn't american and have an accent

the only ones I watch outside of RLM is Ralphthemoviemaker especially his reviews on reality shows like Mystery Diners and Big Foot hunting

Is this fake news?

I literally only watch RLM and the nerdwritter.

youtu.be/dT_og6XxfRE

>Is this fake news?
No, but he does ironically so it's okay

good bad flicks

>slams the table
>compression kicks in
>voice goes quiet
What a fucking hack

Ralph does it "ironically" and bleeps the no-no words, but it's such a running joke you can tell he's /our guy/

Anyone else watch "This Guy Edits"?

>watching RLM videos for "the review"
>watching movies
i seriously hope people dont actually do this.

I stopped watching Nostalgia Critic years ago because of that shit

>reviewers
I like YourMovieSucks and Chris Stuckmann but that's about it

>yms

>reddit letter media
>Le onion

But if there’s a level of irony you can save face if it ends up not being very good. By being dishonest you never have to really fail because you never really try...

I wonder how Linkaras retarded stories are going nowadays.

just as retarded

>Unironically playing games made for children as an adult

I don't think he said or implicated that, user. Are you projecting?

>>Decker Shado
I like him but he can be very cringy at times

I like seeing his videos in my sub list but I can't bear watching any of his stuff anymore. Maybe I grew up but it makes me sick.

>'Villain' character in ongoing arc bursts into reviewer's bedroom
>'I'm here to stop the Review!'

>whole opening 2 minutes require you to have seen Jesse James

>>'I'm here to stop the Review!'
works for me every time, I just turn it off and find someone that isn't a twat

well I think as soon as realize that the only thing youll ever amount to is pretending to like capeshit so people will watch your little youtube videos, youll just want to end it

name one time where this happens

>that guy with glasses
man his fury road one was just fucking abysmal

>Featuring Shitty reviewer that doesn't get views for a reason

>youtube.com/user/SEANxLONG
i used to watch this guy a few years ago for transformers shit but it got to a point where i couldnt stand his voice, he rushed them, and started reviewing fucking mcdonalds toys

he implied that he plays videogames instead fo watching them

>video starts with someone yelling whats up guys
>close tab

>It's a Youtuber talks about Teen Titans Go killing CN for the hundredth time

I like it when the reviewer loves the tv show/movie as much as I do while the vocal majority or vocal minority on the internet HATES the tv show/movie

>autistic youtuber thinks all cartoons should be colorful and nice