Detective Pikachu (2019)

>Introvert inventor Tim Goodman (Justice Smith) joins forces sassy reporter Lucy Andrews (Kathryn Newton) and a sarcastic talking Pikachu (Voiced by Ryan Reynolds) who fancies himself a great detective to find his father, a famous Pokemon researcher who has been kidnapped by sinister forces.

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This sounds horrible

Nintendo waited 25 years for THIS.

so the pokemon talk?

>GODDAMMIT DETECTIVE PIKACHU, YOU ARE A LOOSE CANNON. HAND OVER YOUR BADGE AND YOUR GUN, YOU ARE OFF THE CASE
>Pika Pika

Only Pikachu does.

>Justice Smith
>JUSTICE SMITH
>JUSTICE
>SMITH
This is totally gonna blow rocks.

This is going to be so funny because it will be so shit and no one will know how to react to it

And then everyone will remember how much the LAST interspecies buddy cop film, Bright, sucked (dont believe the audience score, Netflix subscribers will eat up literally anything), and then avoid this like the plague.

I’d literally take whatever Max Lands was writing over THIS.

I watched it and it was ok. I liked the part where will smith smashed up the fairy with the broom and said ' fairy lives don't matter'. Also the part with Joe Rogan was good.

It gets worse.
Rita Orta is in this.
You have 15 seconds to name one good movie in the last 5 years with a pop star co-actress.

t. seething reviewer

And that’s not all!
This is what a Pancham looks like in this movie.
Just look at it.
LOOK AT IT!

oh god this is going to be so fucking bad

angry pancham a cute

You liked Bright? That’s fine. I don’t know what the fuck you saw in it, but to each his own.
Still, I’d rather watch Bright than fucking Detective Fucking Pikafuckingchu.

>sarcastic talking Pikachu
JUST
Even Pokemon is not safe. I haven seen pokemans in 15 years but come on let the children cartoons be for them.

And did we mention that this is a vidya gaem movie?

If they have Ryan Reynolds just saying pika pika over and over again I will forgive it's existence

Worse. He actually TALKS, and worse case scenario, he does a bad Deadpool imitation for da kids.

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

As in talks in ENGLISH.

I'll probably watch detective pikachu but i doubt I will finish it because it looks like complete schlock. I liked bright because I like max landis and I thought the race aspect was cool. To be honest though I only liked it really comparing to what other netflix originals has to offer which is complete shit.

Whatever dreck Max Landis came up with can’t be any worse than this.

It was still better than Cloverfield Paradox.

The geeky black kid in the new Jurassic World?
A connection to Jurassic World, the worst blockbuster in recent memory?
Now this blows boulders.

>yfw Nintendo will never make a Zelda movie in your lifetime at this rate

>Introvert inventor Tim Goodman (Justice Smith) joins forces sassy reporter
AAAAAAND dropped.

Because then Link would have to talk, and the fans would kill them for it

EXCUUUUUUUUUSE

Name me one time when Link talking has lead to terrible thin-
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Oh yeah.

My body is definitely not ready

Literally, why? This seems like a complete non-sequitur. A decent Pokemon movie basically writes itself. Just make a 90s sports movie but with Pokemon battles. Have some ambitious kid wh9 wants to be a great Pokemon Trainer, focus on his bond with his Pokemon, make him travel the world taking on gyms and the league... It's not rocket science. But no, instead it's a buddy cop movie about a sassy talking Pikachu.

Is this a pisstake?