Why the fuck was mike interested in her? she was so needy and treated him like dirt when she didnt get what she wanted

why the fuck was mike interested in her? she was so needy and treated him like dirt when she didnt get what she wanted

is she some sort of octopuss(y)?

Mike was a soyboy

Yeah but imagine all those tentacles on your body, around your dick and balls, up your ass etc.

Daily reminder she is literally the snakes on her head's combined tails.

i fucking hated that cunt.

>sushi restaurant is blown up in a child disaster
>mike tries to save the day admittedly not communicating very well
>shits all over the news so she obviously knew something about what went down with the kid
>still treats it like it was mike's fault and yells at him for ruining her birthday

what an absolute cunt. mike shouldnt have been so soy...

damn, that's hot.

thats incorrect. theres clearly a scene where she has rattles that sit where her ears should be which are the tails of at least 2 of those snakes

Even 6 year old me could instantly discern that she was indeed a thot

whats a thot

Yes

That Ho Over There

It's black lingo.

its when you've got something on your mind you want to say or do but choose not to say or do it because of reasons you may have for not choosing to say or do it

She made him rock hard.

omg

cause mike is a loser and just happy to get a woman

the movie and prequel spend a ton of time shitting on mike

Is this a medusa joke?

...

mike has a good job tho

Mike has a high-skill job that probably pays well, is very popular at the office, and other than a bit of forgetfulness filing his paperwork at the end of the day, is very good at his job - in the workday we see at the beginning of Monsters, Inc, he never makes mistakes like getting a bad door for Sully.

Snakes have no gag reflex.

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