Why has nobody made caveman kino yet?

why has nobody made caveman kino yet?

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>Basics

Quest for Fire? I watched it a long time ago but I thought it was pretty good

10000 BC

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>he hasn't seen the TV show with Nick Kroll about cavemen

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Would it be possible to make a half decent adaptation of pic related?

But Black Panther just came out user...

These two OP

Interesting theory this guy has, which is that Neanderthals were essentially Orcs and raped/ate humans;

“Red Ice Radio - Danny Vendramini - Hour 1 - Them & Us: Neanderthal Predation Theory”

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KINO

youtube.com/watch?v=4YVMWrbPzjw

Two jews on a poster

>can't decide if it wants to be a caveman movie or a biblical movie

>cavemen
>year one
the fuck?

It would have to involve tons of hot rape.

>mfw ayla turns into a roastie slut in later books
>mfw i have no face

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Superior animation right here
youtube.com/watch?v=An2sllYo8Qc

Aardman is making a caveman movie right now.

I hope this ends up good. Isn't the director one of the niggers that made From Hell and The Book of Eli? At least it will look good.

DUDE FORESKIN: the movie

czech kino coming through
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>Show has 2 cave kinos

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>red ice

>Thomas Jacob Black was born in Santa Monica, California,[1][2] and raised in Hermosa Beach, California, the son of satellite engineers Judith Love (née Cohen), who worked on the Hubble Space Telescope and is also a writer, and Thomas William Black.[3][4][5] His mother was born Jewish, while his father converted to Judaism. Black was raised in the Jewish faith, attending Hebrew school and celebrating a Bar Mitzvah.
>(née Cohen)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LIKE HIM

Complete horseshit, but would make B-kino.

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Someone needs to adapt this

Looking forward to this, but Im affraid Im probably going to be dissapoint.

You didn't scientifically accurate caveman kino.

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10000bc is Kino though, its supposed to be over the top and campy, like the old 50's/60's prehistoric films.

*eh-hem* i think your forgetting this one

Does Primitive Technology count?

>an aussie with some dirt outtechnology'd 50000 years of african "progress"