Go to a kinoplex different to my usual

>go to a kinoplex different to my usual
>a lot of black people there
>movie starts
>somebody lights up some weed and it gets passed around the entire audience
>nobody even nigger lips it

>watching a movie at my local kinotorium
>get one ticket for the latest capeshit movie
>sit down in the middle of the theater, surrounded by my city's local "diverse" population of urban minorities
>movie's plot gets to the climax where the antagonist is about to get "dabbed on"
>guy who sits 3 rows down from me says "AYO DIS NIGGA ABOUT TO GET DABBED ON"
>everyone breaks out in laughter, black guys around me say "ayo you alright white boi"
>one black girl 3 seats down from me says "he kinda cute tho"
>5 minutes later, antagonist gets pummeled by protagonist in the movie
>immediately yell "YEET!" and do a dab
>everyone starts throwing their popcorn at me and tells me to sit down
I just wanted to be cool too

This one sounds like it actually happened

>not reporting drug use to the regional manager and have that whole place condemned

>this

Robert will confiscate your good boy points and send you to the popcorn mines if he finds out.

...

>be me, at local Kino-rental facility
>seeing some kino by myself
>not really invested in the experience
>no lads to talk with
>get personally offended when people try to sit by me, relocate my seat
>it keeps happening
>people are getting fed up
>end up in row 1 seat 1
>can't see the film
>leave in a bitter funk.

Who else has done this

>teenagers laughed every time Kylo Ren spoke or Removed his mask

>Decide 32 years of being racist is enough
>Get swastika and '88' tattoo's painfully removed from body
>Go to opening night of Black Panther with my girlfriend
>Tons of happy looking African Americans in the theater
>Decide to make up for my racist forefathers by sitting in the very back of the theater
>Feel better as my white guilt is erased
>Movie is fantastic
>House lights come on and I look over at my girlfriend
>She's getting triple penetrated by some crackpipe hitting street thugs
>Decide this is her way of paying reparations
>Go to leave her bus fare but notice my wallet has been stolen
>Walk out to my car to drive home
>Car has been stolen
>Start walking home
>Raped by the same thugs who fucked my girlfriend
>Contract AIDS from said thugs
>Girlfriend gives birth to a Wesley Snipes complexioned baby with a giant penis

Best opening night ever

did anyone clap though?

That literally would be hell. The whole place would be smokey and you'd get high even if you didn't smoke the joint.

>he believes in the contact high

How come I didn't get high when Tom Sawyer started at the Rush concert? More people were blazing it than at snoop doggs funeral

FUCKING BASED

All I know is that a redpilled man wouldn't be in a place like that.

>a redpilled man
t. el 56% goblino

Nobody would want you there anyway

>he confined himself to the manlet pit all on his own

how do one blunt/joint pass through an entire audience?
also, i would have walked out the theater and called the police.

good lad

>go to see black panther
>accidentally walk into BLACKED panther
>everyone is having a interracial orgy
>because I'm late I get assigned a partner
>and because I'm a white male I get assigned a gay 7'0 black man named tyrone
>get brutally skullfucked
>get aids
>die
pretty decent movie to be honest

i always bring a bottle of liquor with me when i go to the theater

>he kinda cute tho
why does this always make me laugh?

me 2

>just to fuck with their lives

>go see Daddy's Home 2 at the kinoplex
>accidentally buy a ticket in the anti-gravity seating section
>spend the whole movie floating around
>people in the gravity section are mad at me for floating in front of the screen
>old lady comes up and lets me use her anvil to weigh me down
>forget to tip her
>people start booing me
>someone comes up and cuts the anvil rope
>i float up and into the ceiling fan
>mfw my head gets sliced up

he said he got AIDS not the clap

>niggers are racist

#NeverForget

You had to have been high if you enjoyed a Rush concert.

is that /fa/?

Black guys can pull off anything.

>go to watch black panther at local kinoplex
>sitting In the middle row surrounded by African American males respectively
>halfway through the movie the black man sitting next to me pulls down his pants and takes out his 9 inch BBC
>he grabs me by the back of head saying "suck that dick white boi"
>offer no resistance in value of my life
>everyone in the theater explodes into laughter
>black urban youth shouts "ayo I'm next nigga"
>black girls in the audience laughing
>go home with a sore throat

>asanagi
>hirame
babbys first ahegao still noice tho

>go to see black panther
>accidentally go to pink panther revival
>everyone is wearing a trench coat
>a pink panther hat
>minkie
>minkie
>minkie, they shout
>bag of fake mustaches are passed around
>boom
>boom
>boom
>they shout
> only 2 black patrons leave
>"dem French folk sho is fou"
>don't know Peter Sellers is dead
>GOOGLE him when I get home
>Sellers is die
>no!!!!

How can you see that dumb lookin dude and not laugh?