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First for Porthos

ironic to start a thread with seven considering how she was hated by the fanbase when she got introduced

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As Meghan tried not to gag, she noticed Seven was clutching her abdomen and seemed to be wiggling her hips. Her brow was furrowed and she looked annoyed. Maybe she was finally getting the hint that there's something horribly wrong with her digestive system, Meghan thought, "Human food must not mix well with Borg physiology!"

"Seven," Meghan called out, "are you okay? Maybe you should go see the Doctor?"

"I am fine," Seven insisted, annoyed at the suggestion, "I believe I mere require a toilet."

Meghan thought "Well, DUH!!!" but kept that observation to herself, "Sounds like a good idea, Seven," Meghan agreed, glad to get Seven out of her hair for a while and even more glad to get rid of the god-awful ass-stench exploding from her rectum every couple minutes.

"My bladder is at maximum capacity," Seven analyzed herself, remembering all the prune juice she drank at Neelix's Mexicano Night, "I must piss, NOW."

Meghan chuckled to herself, "that's not ALL you need to get out, lady!" the thought.

"Well, go ahead, Seven, I'm not stopping you," Meghan insisted, eager for Seven to leave.

"Very well, since you insist," Seven said and strode straight toward Meghan.

"Seven, what are you do-" Meghan stammered, confused that Seven was walking towards *her*, not the door to the corridor. She stopped in mid-question when Seven's uniform seemed to disintegrate right before her eyes! Seven had programmed her nanites to synthesize the uniform and then destroy it whenever she needed to quickly disrobe in case of a waste disposal emergency such as this.

Meghan was speechless as the tall, statuesque, completely naked blonde Borg woman stopped in front of her, grabbed her roughly by the hair, and used her Borg-enhanced strength to drop her to her knees. Seven swiftly squatted over her face and shoved Meghan's mouth onto her hairless cunt and unleashed a powerful stream of hot, rancid piss right down her throat!

fanbase gay then

>Star Trek
>Fun

Meghan's mouth was already full with its first pissload before her brain even fully registered what had just happened to her! She came to her senses and tried to pull away, but she couldn't, Seven was just too strong. She squirmed and flailed and pushed on Seven's powerful thighs, but could not escape. She tried to scream, but ended up swallowing a mouthful of piss, instead. She moaned and groaned and tried to struggle, but to no avail.

"Crewman Delaney, you volunteered for this duty," Seven complained, "it is a very simple task, but you are making it more difficult for yourself than it need be. Simply do your duty and swallow."

With that, Seven shoved Meghan's face against her gushing cunt even harder, pressing Meghan's nose against her pubic area and cutting off her air flow! Meghan realized she had better do as Seven said or else she might suffocate - Seven didn't know how fragile humans were, Meghan figured. So she stopped struggling and started chugging.

"That's better," Seven declared and loosened her grip just enough to let Meghan breathe through her nose again.

Meghan gulped and swallowed as fast as she could. She wasn't thinking about the strong, acrid taste of the hot piss she was drinking from another woman, she was only thinking about how easily she had been totally dominated by this statuesque bombshell of a woman. Somehow, she thought, it seemed natural to her. Then, to her surprise, she felt her pussy quiver and felt some moisture run out. She was wet! She was actually getting turned on by being forced to drink Seven's toilet!

star trek is about moral dilemmas. the fun parts are there just cus we care about the characters.

Based non-cancer thread

I did something like that with a girl once. I discovered female urine is loaded with pheremones.

Just then, the door opened and Meghan's twin sister, Jenny, walked in.

"Ugh, what's that stench - WHAT THE FUCK?!" Jenny screamed as the froze in her steps, gawking as the vision of her twin sister frigging herself like crazy while (she presumed), eating out the new hot ex-Borg chick.

"Ah, Crewman Delaney, I could use your services, as well," Seven instructed her, "come here," she demanded, firmly.

Meghan's eyes opened wide, staring at her sister, wondering what she must be thinking of her.

Jenny, almost hypnotized by the whole scene, absent-mindedly obeyed Seven and walked over to them. As she stood at Seven's side, she looked down right into Meghan's eyes and saw she wasn't just licking or sucking, but... gulping?

"Meghan... what're you *doing*?" Jenny asked in bewilderment.

Seven grabbed Jenny's arm, "No, I need you back *here*," she clarified and pulled Jenny behind her.

Meghan suddenly realized what Jenny was in for and started yelling into Seven's still-pissing cunt, trying to warn Jenny to get away! If Seven's gas was so raunchy before, she could only imagine what was going to come out of that ass if Jenny went down there! Jenny didn't know what was really going on, here, she probably thought Seven and her were just "dyking out" on each other like Tom Paris was always trying to get them to do for him.

But Jenny smiled perversely and said, "well, if it's good enough for my sister, it's good enough for me!" she giggled as she got completely naked and voluntarily lowered herself to Seven's ass. She began licking and kissing Seven's beautiful, round butt.

>this is cool

"Excellent," Seven acknowledged and reached back and grabbed Jenny's head by the hair tightly and SHOVED the unsuspecting twin sister's face deep between her cheeks and unleashed the most tremendous, horrid, raunchy fart either sister had ever had the misfortune to inhale.

Jenny, caught completely off-guard and being right at the source, caught the worst of it. She gagged and nearly vomited, grabbing Seven's asscheeks and trying to push herself away. But all she managed to do was spread Seven's cheeks even wider and get her mouth stuck open - as she opened it to wretch, Seven pushed Jenny's mouth against her asshole even harder and wedged her jaw open. Jenny panicked as Seven continued to fart explosively. She screamed into Seven's flapping asshole to no avail, she wasn't about to get help from anyone, nor mercy from Seven.

What Jenny *did* get, however, was a mouthful of explosive diarrhea! It shot out of Seven's asshole like a firehose, a disgusting brown river of pure shit, sprinkled with small chunks of firmer shit. It was strong, nasty and spicy. Jenny was nearly in shock, now, not understanding what was happening to her. Was Seven actually *shitting* in her mouth?! She inadvertently swallowed some, her reflexive swallow reflex kicking in as the shit stream reached the back of her mouth. It was liquefied enough that she didn't even have to chew (which she couldn't anyway, not with her jaw wedged open), it just slid down her throat and into her stomach! She gagged and struggled even harder, feeling the need to vomit welling up inside her guts, but fearing what would happen if she did.

"Hmm, my fecal consistency is not normal," Seven observed, "and the odor is quite offensive. I would appreciate if you would swallow my feces more efficiently, Jennifer Delaney, it is not pleasant to smell."

Jenny merely groaned and her eyes rolled back in her head as she felt the diarrhea quickly filling her mouth and bulging-out her cheeks.

give for grope

At least this isn't the Tails comic

>Fat

DISCO IS TREK

what is DISCO? I hope you don't mean STD, because that sure isn't Trek.

for one thing she is a big part of the whole "ruining the Borg" thing started in FC.
Borgs that can be reasoned and bargained with, that have emotions, that have a magic dreamland world and shit. I like her character, but I hate pretty much everything that happened to the Borg since TNG ended

why would one put
>+/disco/
in the thread title then?

t-this is my first time on tv
why did I read all this?
why am I hard?

Who's Meghan?

I think I’m gonna be sick

i wanna get high with tills

Goddamnit, this thread has already been infected by this STD bullshit.

Let this fucking abomination of a thread die. Sage it, report it, hide it.

Let it fucking die.

STD isn't Star Trek. And this thread isn't /trek/. No memes, no funny pictures or deep discussions. Instead we only pictures of a fat ginger and actual CBS shilling.

1969
>Gene sits alone in his office, his farewell blowjob from Nichelle still drying on his lap
>He pours another drink and absently wonders if he can get away with killing Lucille Ball and her jew lawyers
>There's a knock on the office door
>"Go away, we're cancelled."
>Diana Muldaur opens the door. "It's me, Gene."
>Oh fuck, thinks Gene, that's ALL I need. "Hey, Di. How's life?"
>"I'm pregnant, Gene."
>"FUCK!" Gene screams as he throws his glass at the wall. "It never rains but it fucking pours! How much do you need?"
>"I'm not here for money, Gene! I love you! I want us to raise this baby together!"
>"Hahahaha! Oh shit, you're outta your mind, baby! My wife will take my kids away and I'll lose everything! You sound like Majel, for fuck's sake!"
>"Majel?"
>"Here. My last $20. Go get it cut out of you and leave me the fuck alone."
>Sobbing, Diane flees from the studio and the incredibly homely man with the tongue of silver and the dick of steel. She doesn't stop running until she's out of the Desilu parking lot, and then she breaks down crying.
>"I'll show you, you cocksucker!" she screams at a palm tree. "You haven't heard the last of me!"

1988
>Gene's in his office, pouring another drink, his greeting blowjob from Marina drying on his lap
>There's a knock at the door
>"Can't get enough, eh?" he says, smiling
>The door opens, and his smile becomes a grimace
>"Hello, Diane. What can I do for you?"
>"Well, Gene, I guess the question is what I can do for YOU."
>"Huh?"
>"I hear you're married to Majel Barrett, these days. Brand new successful show and everything."
>"Get to the point, dammit!"
>"It would be a shame if Majel and the tabloids found out you once fucked a young starlet and got her pregnant, wouldn't it?"
>"You got some balls, Di. Alright, how much do you want to keep your yap shut?"
>"I want a role. A steady role."
>"Well, I can make some calls–"
>"On Star Trek, Gene."
>"You are outta your curly fuckin' head, Di!"
>"Would you like to see some pictures? She was born mentally handicapped, but the home I put her in manages to keep her diapers changed regula–"
>"FINE! You can be… um, I don't think we have a comm officer, so…"
>"I was a doctor before. I want to be a doctor again."
>"Well, I guess you–"
>"I want McFadden's job, Gene."
>"Hold that thought."
>*dials number to Gates' trailer*
>"Hello?"
>"Gates! Baby! It's Gene!"
>"Oh. Hey, Gene."
>"Gates, will you take it up the ass or not?"
>"NOT!"
>"You're fired."
>hangs up
>"Happy, Di? Take this and go to Wardrobe. Go on, take it and get the fuck outta my sight."

imaginative

>94684729
Because you did it, you spastic

1989
>"Hey! Di! Come sit down and talk with Geney!"
>"What's up, Gene? You know we're filming the season ender!"
>"Di, I just wanted to let you know that you're fired."
>"WHAT?!"
>"Sorry, but Gates finally relented and gave up the balloon knot. That's showbiz."
>"Wh-why, I'm going straight to Entertainment Tonight to tell them–"
>"Tell them what, Diane? That you have a mutant daughter by way of the Great Bird of the Galaxy? I think you'll find that hard to prove. For one thing, I've spent the last month spending money and having birth and medical records destroyed. For another, I think you'll find that, uh, Daughter was picked up by her 'mother' yesterday from the home and they haven't been seen since."
>"What?! How could you–?"
>"Spiner in a wig. He can tuck like you wouldn't believe."
>"Gene, you… you can't–"
>"Ah! Here's security now! Gentlemen, this woman has lost her composure. Please escort her off the premises."
>"Let's go, lady."
>"Gene! GENE!"

1991
>The stroke had destroyed critical parts of Gene's brain. The long, long nights of writing under the influence of stimulants and amphetamines had finally caught up with him
>The priest had administered the last rites
>Majel had gummed her way through the last blowjob, which lay drying on the picture of Diana Muldaur, where he'd ordered her to spit it.
>Majel checked the line on his IV tube, kissed Gene on the forehead, and quietly retired to the bedroom they used to share.
>Gene was just drifting off when the massive amounts of hair in his ears pricked up.
>Someone was opening the window!
>"Gene, please tell me that yellow stuff on my photo is mayonnaise."
>"D-d-d-d–"
>"Diane, yes. Well, I bet you didn't expect to see me again, did you?"
>"N-nuh-n-n–"
>"Geney-weenie, what HAS become of you?" Diane seated herself on the hospital bed, "I guess no one lives forever. Not even the 'Great Bird of the Galaxy.'"
>"W-w-w–"
>"Why am I here? Well, let's just say that dear old Brent is a bit of a softy. He pulled a 'Snow White' and had the props department knock up a replica of our daughter's severed head in a jar. You have to admit, that's a lot more clever than a boar's heart in a box."
>"SPI–SPINE–"
>"Settle down, Gene, she's fine, thanks for asking. Brent waited until he was sure the coast was clear, and then he moved her out of state to a better facility in Nevada. She calls him Uncle Daytah when he visits her. Did you know that she can write her name, now?"
>"Wh-wh–"
>"'What's her name?' Is THAT what you were going to ask, Gene?"
>"Pl-please, D-d-d–"
>"I named her after her father: Asshole! Ha! Gotcha! No, her name is really none of your business, Gene. You made sure of that when you flung that twenty at me and kicked me out."
>"…"

MOAR

con't
>"Why am I here? To say goodbye, of course! Though not with your customary fellatio, I'm afraid. You'll have to see if Majel will allow the Greek whore to come up for one more suckle of that withered salami of yours."
>"…"
>"You know, Gene, I always did enjoy playing doctors. I don't know why. I'm doing great on L.A. Law right now, but being a lawyer just isn't as good as being a doctor."
>Diana pulled a small black leather bag out of the pocket of her ninja suit. From it she removed a small bottle full of a clear liquid and a syringe. Pulling the cap off the syringe, she filled it with the liquid.
>"Yessir, I sure did enjoy being a doctor."
>She inserted the tip of the needle into Gene's IV tube, but didn't depress the plunger
>"Do you believe in Heaven, Gene?" she asked, smiling gently and staring through him
>"D-Diane…puh-puhlease d-dont–!"
>"I do. I might not get to go there after what I'm about to do, but I've decided I can live with that. I've saved them all up, you see. Each and every tear you've caused me. Well, not EACH and every tear, but quite a lot of them. They're in this syringe, now, Gene. Just more salty water, really, mixing with the rest of the saline…"
>She pushed the plunger all the way home
>"…and a tiny hint of bleach."
>By the time Majel reached the room, Gene had already stopped screaming
>It wasn't until after the ambulance had gone that Majel realized the window was open a crack
>Wedged under it was what appeared to be a small child's drawing of a woman and a girl
>Printed in shaky block letters was one word: J EA N

If this is a 'classic Trek thread' then maybe Discovery ones aren't so bad? This one sure is filled with more shitposts.

>Spiner in a wig. He can tuck like you wouldn't believe.
My sides have achieve transwarp velocity

Keep going writer user, these are funny

This is now a 7 of 9 thread

The effort

Truly these generals get more cancerous by the day

give it a week or two, people need to get that awful STD season finale out of their system

Why are fat people always dicks in trek, like that dude who played stratego with data?

Star Trek threads have been uniformy awful ever since they were turned into eternal generals full of faggotry and general drama.

They only used the Borg in Voyager because they knew fans loved the Borg and it would help get them viewers.
Not that they actually knew how to write them or anything.

Say something nice or keep stum.

*hiss*

Unironically better Klingons

Who else got fucking chills when they saw this?

youtube.com/watch?v=N649JEcbeX0

Tilly time!!!

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPT

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME

Would you rather do the 69 position with Tilly, or have her sit on your face in a more submissive role?

Also, would you rather with Tilly or Killy?

>in teh grill
wut

GETTING FROM PLACE TO PLACE

Ass worship and Killy. No doubt. I want her gunt sweaty when she sits on me

I would suck next weeks shit out of her asshole

These generals.

One of these days, when I'm bored enough, I'm going to make a "Trek girls: before and after" pic and the after is just going to be every fat roll we had to endure seeing from Tilly

and that one guy is still going to jerk off to it

>shaved pits, puss, waxed arms, legs
No thanks.

She's so hot. I'd love to eat her hairy ass and pits.

>Classic


Fuck you

.We're still here

DISCO DISCO DISCO

why? There's a different thread for you

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DISCO IS TREK

Tilly is honestly changing my my whole perspective of fat people. Like if Tilly can be a goddess then what's wrong with being so-called "overweight"? What even is an "ideal weight"?

The beauty of her inside spirit and mental thinness are what attract me to her.

>emperor
>is female
>not called empress instead
What the hell kind of reveal was that in episode 11? (Yes I know I'm playing catch-up)
Honestly thought it would be Rapp's character, or else the actual human Tyler from the Terran universe.
Would have shit myself laughing if it was a cameo from Chris Pine

Or you're just a fetishist. Being honest is good you know.

but this is a "classic trek" thread, not just "trek" or "trek+disco" like the other one active right now

>burgers calling Tilly fat. Like she isn't a 11/10 there

I hope she looks like this naked, only with her pretty face:

i.4cdn.org/s/1518687068603.jpg

Nerds thought she was attractive in the 90s?

Jesus she looks like a walking corpse. Her body is unhealthy and I can tell she has weight and body image issues. Do not emulate or idolize this woman - pity her. Fortunately, the world has more realistic beauty standards today.

Was it rape?

I bet sex with her would be amazing

where are the other 8?

don't think he ever touched her

Yum! Extra belly and leg hair would make this woman pure kino.

>Gets cucked by Nog

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Stop posting walking sticks.

Don't even think about it.

Tilly Killy, the Silly Billy!

Dilly Dilly!

All of this ironic tilly posting is making me miss the days of fat Riker posting and RikerFag.
At least they were funny and it was never spammed this much.

Gowron did nothing wrong

damn, she looks even better than 30 years ago now.

>the days of fat Riker posting and RikerFag.
You mean two weeks ago?

>At least they were funny
Go back.

I miss that too, user.

>Banned from breathing for throwing

Sounds fair to.me.

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Gowron was sneaky and full of realpolitik.

How come they so fucking fat?

This IS Starfleet.

...

We are STARFLEET

He got laid in the end, right?

Eat his cum, /trek/.

First gay kiss in Trek, as a LGBT member this was really touching

TNG was gay af from episode 1.

> Commander, tell me about your sexual organs

This meme isn't actually needed anymore. Thanks.