How can I get Zim to love me?

I love how he hates humans and wants to destroy them all. I love how he screams. I love how confident he is.

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He's not real, but if he was user, just flatter his ego and then when he's comfortable with you touching him, move your hands under his uniform vest, touch him gently and go lower and tug the hem of his latex tights.
pull them down.
Just get on with it and take his irken manhood into your mouth.

Yeah I'm telling you to worship him to that point. Lewd.

>claims Irkens cannot feel love
>first words were "I love you"
what did they mean by this

he is defective and crazy, even for irken standard

He only exists in his own cartoon/comic and the purpose of it is to be funny, so how could you make it funny for him to love you?

Why are girls so eager to date psychopaths just because they're "confident"?

Women fantasize about fictional and sensationalized criminals because they think it would prove how special they were if an unfeeling lizard brained monster fell in love with only her because she was so beautiful and different.

Do what all the other hambeasts do, create a self insert and draw her getting her waffles cheesed all over by Zim's 12 inch spork. Post that shit on Deviantart, and wah-lah.

But he's an ALIEN! An insane, planet-conquering ALIEN!

>But he's an ALIEN! An insane, planet-conquering ALIEN!
Jesus Christ you demented incel, why can't you just accuse him of being "Chad" like your fellow creepy virgins?
>being this much of an asshole because Zim has a slight skin condition
What planet does he come from? Your giant planet-sized head?

That makes some sense, thank you.

>he says this while being next to a alien
What did he mean by this?

ur mums an alien

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"the enemy of my enemy", etc.

crazy child

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LOOK AT THIS DUMBASS AND LAUGH

damn that's hot

considering how pollution in earth water burns irken skin yes
yes it is hot

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>Implying OP is a woman

uh-huh, right

Gay boys do the same thing for the same reason.
Straight men tend not to fantasize like this about villainous women because they're a little less masochistic and submissive usually.

Because the idea of someone loving me is a joke.

>Massive and unsourced generalities
Good going user

Also
>This guy doesn't want a Villainous woman

He has some major mommy/daddy issues.
Remember his "I love you cold unfeeling robot arm"? And how happy he seemed for a second during parents night when his robot parents seemed to love him?
And his infatuation with gaining the Tallests' approval?
You gotta be his daddy, user. Get him to respect you and he'll be able to see you as a paternal figure.

Look at villain rule 34, and compare it to villainess rule 34.
Most of category one with be the villain acting in character, like a bastard- flinging knives around, being threatening, etc.
Most of category two is the villainess acting like an airheaded sex kitten. Western yandere is almost unheard of but for here.

Stereotypes exist for a reason, even if you happen to fall into a niche category and many in here will because this is a weird board for perverts.

>tfw you know the feel

This gag always makes me laugh.
The entire episode is a fucking gem.

>Look at amount of porn
Really scientific method of study. Maybe we should look at interracial porn next to study ethnic attitudes.

goddammit guys this is what killed the bee movie thread
Question for the thread - What is your favorite episode?

The porn, fanfic, etc is the only evidence to reference about fantasies about cartoon characters you fucking pedantic maniac.
Nobody has, nobody will make a fucking study about why you want Maleficent to torture your cock and balls, there is no scientific journal of femdom.

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This is not my favorite, but I rarely see anyone discuss it.
I like "Evicted!" because it's nicer to most of the characters and for once that's pretty refreshing.
I like seeing Dib finally meet someone who believes in aliens (or that at least pretends to before he actually does), I like the aliens that came to Earth at Dib's call, and I fucking loved how in the end all Dib managed to do was to get rid of his only ally and supply Zim with a vast arsenal of superweapons.

>reminder Zim is as old as Red and Purple

yeah, but they're taller.

And Sizz Lord is taller AND older. He should be the one in charge.

Only because they put chemicals in the snacks to keep everyone else short and gay

The Control Brains couldn't handle his HIGH IRKEN VITALITY

he's in charge of everything he wants to be in charge of.

>What is your favorite episode?
Dark Harvest
Tak The Hideous New Girl
Backseat Drivers From Beyond the Stars
The Frycook What Came From All That Space
The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever

yeah The Wettening was the best episode

By that list I intuit you feel Invader Zim should have had 20 minute long episodes instead of a 11 minute format.

I'm not saying that should've been standard format, but it did give time to allow more complex storytelling and worldbuilding.

Get off Sup Forums, Gaz.

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thread needs some THICC

how thicc?

EXTRA THICC

Man, this reminds me I've finally gotten the Gaz pic I commissioned. Best invested 25$ of my life.

well share it with the class

Left or right?

I was always more of a Tak/Zim guy in my youth. Redpill on why Gaz/Zim is better.

left

Two awful, petty people who don't really have any direct issues with each other (which is better than most people on the show)
also have some oc

Still waiting for it to be uploaded.
Keep your eyes on this guy feathers-butts.tumblr.com/ and it will come out eventually.

Motherfucker...
Left, I think. Because I'm more curious about how Gaz's moans sound than Tak's.

They are quite different, but also pretty similar.
Zim is loud and energetic, always moving and always scheming. Gaz is quiet, introspective and a lazy fuck. Even when something gets her going, she'll still be very quiet.
However, they both hate Dib with passion and enjoy seeing him suffering. Getting a bit Freudian here, Gaz is a daddy's girl, and Membrane is a man of unconventional genius. Zim is also an unconventional genius.
You also have the misanthropy in general.

Right if she changed her disguise's hair back
sidecut is terrible desu

10/10 user

Made some more in the downtime between threads
personal headcanon is that zim, still programmed for food service, is an amazing cook

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also teenage Gaz driving Zim home from school on a rainy day
Gaz is usually a surprisingly calm, safe driver, but when Zim is in the car, she becomes the most angry, defensive driver on the planet, viewing every other driver as an imminent threat, and viewing the act of someone cutting in front of her without using their blinkers as a personal attack. She claims that she always drives like this, but Zim doesn't believe her.

Other students have asked her why she has a booster seat in the front passenger side of her car, to which she invariably replies, "Why don't you have one?"

excellent digits

cute!
what kind of car does gaz drive?

A Humvee, """"borrowed"""" from the military, with onboard flamethrowers in case of theft or heavy traffic, and lead lining in case of nuclear holocaust.
Membrane only wants the best for his little girl.

ZAGR is best ship

I prefer its sistership, but both are excellent taste

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This character right here is basically Zim if he was gay /flamboyant and had superpowers.

This character right here is basically Zim if he were a sentient rock

YOU'RE AFTER MY ROBOT BEE

what was his endgame?

He was the prototype for Minimoose

how deep is zim lore?

I think you need a QUICK RUNDOWN
>the Eyeballs bow to Membrane
>in contact with Irkens
>rumored to possess laser powers
>controls vort with an iron fist
>owns anti-Santa arsenals all over the world
>direct descendant of the ancient scientific blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Blorch (Membranegrad will be the first city)
>in the process of terraforming Callnowia as his personal planet
>owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Membrane babies
>said to have 400+ IQ
>ancient Indian sculptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
>This is Membrane
>He owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Membrabots inside you right now
>Every child has the mark of the Mem implanted in them at birth
>Membrane is in regular communication with the Tallest Red and Purple, forwarding the word of Irk to the Orthodox Church
>Discovered Super Toast
>Learned fluent Vortian in under a week
>Agent Darkbootie allows him full access to the evidence of Horrible Painful Overload Day within the pyramids
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with him. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Membrane
>The man is 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang (from before which there was NOTHING) to the end of the universe (when it will eventually IMPLODE IN ON ITSELF)
>He has been able to access the Meekrob record since birth, and has spoken about what he saw while he was a newborn
>Membrane will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace, and SCIENCE

You forgot the part where he vanquished the Infinite Energy Aborbing Blob-thing and saved Almighty Tallest Miyuki before siring two superbabies with her and settling down in suburbia.

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Gaz is cute

OH THAT'S STUPID

why is the artstyle MAXIMUM COMFY?

>Zim artstyle
>comfy
not the word i would use to describe it

>fucking aliens
Is your last name Membrane, by any chance?

>that first reply to the thread
oh baby

>Someone made a reaction image from my fanart.

I'm moving up in the world.

REALLY STUPID

bump

give more zimpill

why does every invader zim thread turn into a shipping thread

What the hell are he and Gir eating?

Is that an Irken snack? Because it looks like they're eating chalk

Because shipping and lore are the only things we have to talk about. But really, who cares? It's fun.

You're right, it is stupid- Membrane didn't kill the Infinite Energy Absorbing Blob, it erased itself from existence after devouring spacetime, so it technically never did anything bad in the first place. Miyuki simply crash-landed in Membrane's backyard

>Captain Vidya
I love you

>He's never had Fun Dip

the fuck is Fun Dip?

It's candy, been around since the 1940's.

Sugar sticks that come with a pouch of powdered flavor. You dip them and suck on them.

wow... it's literally nothing but sugar. You're using sugar....to eat colored sugar.

Were your parents fucking insane, or were they trying to turn you into a diabetic as an experiment?

Well, it's been around since my grandparents were kids and they all turned out fine...

It's not something you'd eat every day, but it makes for a good treat every now and then. Irken physiology is different, though, and they seem to need more sugars and carbs.

it's probably just as much sugar as a can of soda, just without the carbonated water.

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>page 9

I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO!

hey, fun dip is amazing, i snort it everyday