Schumer and Fischer exchanged vows infront of about 80 people, including, Jennifer Aniston...

>Schumer and Fischer exchanged vows infront of about 80 people, including, Jennifer Aniston, Jake Gyllenhaal and Jennifer Lawrence, Larry David and David Spade.

>Fatty makes chef

What a twist

Lucky man. He married his biggest fan.

why is she so thin and beautiful Sup Forums?

>movie literally needs a fantasy twist to suspend disbelief so that Schumer is attractive

The Jewish wedding ceremony ends with a famous bang. Stomping on a glass is one of the best-known features of Jewish weddings. Traditionally, the groom did the deed; today the couple often share the honor/pleasure, smashing one or two napkin-wrapped glasses.

Few Jewish symbols have a single explanation, and this one is downright kaleidoscopic. The custom dates back to the writing of the Talmud :

Mar bar Rabina made a marriage feast for his son. He observed that the rabbis present were very gay. So he seized an expensive goblet worth 400 zuzim and broke it before them. Thus he made them sober. (Berakhot 5:2 )

In other words, where there is rejoicing, there should be trembling!

>this is her slimmed down for the wedding.

Do you think this guy has a feeding fetish

((()))

Let's be honest. She'll be divorced within the year.

>that list of who’s Jews
Tell me that all Jews don’t know each other

guess who democrat leader chuck schumer is related to

Do you think she'll let herself go now?

holy shit she's married to Chuck Schumer? big if true

LET THE WEIGHT GAIN BEGIN

i'd rather shoot myself in the face than fuck her

>even their holy books make jokes about them being obsessed with money and monetary value
laughed

At least the dress is tasteful

She's more attractive than the average American woman.

That's the terrifying part

How do you make a rabbi sad?
Waste 400 zuzim

>In other words, where there is rejoicing, there should be trembling!
Only after she walks onto the stage

That's true and sad.

Dudes a cuck, Wife tells nothing but jokes about how his wife is a slut and gets tons of betas to eat her farm smelling vagina

Goldy Hawn looks like Smeagol there.

does she suffer from resting bitch face syndrome?

shes always has a pout on

You take that back! Goldie Hawn is a beautiful and brave womyn!

Larry David at Amy Schumer's wedding sounds like a pretty good curb episode

>Larry David

>So, uh, your wife must really like your cooking, huh?

hope he takes her for all she's worth in the divorce

Kek she fucked so many dudes that she's turning into one

this

>He observed that the rabbis present were very gay. So he seized an expensive goblet worth 400 zuzim and broke it before them. Thus he made them sober.

I'm imagining Larry David and David Spade acting like Statler and Waldorf the entire wedding.

How does she know Jake Gyllenhaal and Larry David?

both are jews

>Pablo in the back

holy fuck

I thought she was family of some no name nobody jew senator

not Chuck "I'll make you a cuck for a buck" Schumer

wow

She doesn't. She got married at someone else's bris