Remember how in Demolition Man the future portrayed humanity using three seashells as future toilet paper?

Remember how in Demolition Man the future portrayed humanity using three seashells as future toilet paper?

no, i dont remember

I bet you don't even know how to use the three sea shells.

I tried to use sea shell, but it accidentally slipped inside my ass.

"MOOOOOOM I HAD AN ACCIDENT"

off by one

>accidentally
sure

Scoop with the inside and brush with the outside.

You are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute.

1: Flush
2: Bidet
3: Air dry.

>Let's go blow this guy!
>Looks like he finally matched his meat!
>You really licked his ass!

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We're going to need a bigger plumber!

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fucking hell Sup Forums

>not reusing the seashells

This was obviously written by a retard

based

my gf's 'rents' have these on their 'lets. I didn't fuck with the bidet contraption, but I very much enjoyed the warm seats.

was typing parents and toilets really too difficult for you, you fucking faggot?

The writer had to answer several times questions about the shells

AND??

>I'm the enemy. Cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind if guy who wants to sit in a greasy spoon and think, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in a non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jello all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to. Okay, pal? I've seen the future, you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sittin' around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake singing "I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener".
Rather prophetic actually