2018

>2018
>Steve-O is doing great, he's clean, adopted a stay dog, is out mountaineering and living life with his gf
>Bam is a complete mess, addicted, arrested for a DUI, looks like his father already

what are some other trilogies about people swapping places?

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as arrogant and obnoxious as Bam is, I'm glad he's falling to rock bottom. Fuck that faggot ass bitch

bam looks like someone copy and pasted his moms eyes on his dads body

wasn't bam's dad six hundred pounds?

not surprising he'd follow in his foot steps

For a while he was trying to turn his life around. I think Dunn not being around really fucks him up still. I don't think someone like bam can ever get over losing one of the few people they love more than themself.

While pretty much most of the jackass crew was filled with genuinely terrible people, Bam was probably one of the worst. He deserves it

The Jackass guys have desbribed Steve-O as a cockroach - he will outlive them all. Shame about Pontius. Probably my favorite member and he is just so out of it now.

>genuinely terrible people
what do you mean?

is Steve-O turning his own bus around his greatest stunt ever?

looks like he received the bogdanoff blessing

Steve-O went off drugs, advocated supporting drug rehab and helping people get better, is a vegetarian for ethical reasons
Johnny Knoxville is chill
Pontius is a literal hippie
Wee Man seems to be a really good guy

etc

Bam was a genuine jackass

There's only two Jackass stars that matter

Oh yeah, the shit faggot and the guy who preaches about safety but gets fucked up the worst

Truly icons of the franchise

Fuck off

>Pontius is a literal hippie
chris pontius was in an mtv video a few years ago, and he honestly seemed mentally ill. like, schizophrenia kind of ill. he's always been kind of far off and strange, but that video was extra strange. has he done anything public lately?

That was extremely rude on my part, I apologize

But still, fuck you man

kek

Steve-O and Bam are for dumb retarded children

Ehren and England provide a more avant garde style to Jackass

It's time to grow up

>enthusiastically put mustard on that Rake guy
>was a huge baby when the snake things happened to him
>had such disrespect for his parents he called them by their first names

Hey fuck you theyre the underdogs of jackass

what i'm talking about
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>no weekly Brandon Dicamillo podcast
why even live

Let's be real, the mustard scene was funny

>youtube.com/watch?v=5_gjeX30QEE
He's just a weird person. Look at his instagrams, he just likes tomahawks. He posted some recently that he designed.

I see bumbling retards speak like that all the time

>calling your parents by their first names is disrespectful
Americans are weird

He looks like vincent'd orfono from men in black.

>Pontius is a literal hippie
That's not too bad, I always liked Pontius the best

>he had it coming though

Pontius is hilarious but he does seem a little wonky in this clip.

What did Bam mean by this?
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I can kick you / higher than you can kick me / I can kick you way up into a tree / who wants a sip of my oolong tea? / hoo wa ho ho wa chi chi

>Thank god Nicki wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black guy who probably went to jail. She has a big mouth.

what did he meant by this?

>in rehab for the 16th time
There's a certain point where you just realize you're fucked

with a black EYE

Man... you nailed it on the head.

What can you expect from a grown man who listens to HIM

>tfw your genetics catch up with you and you look like one of your fat family members you used to make fun of.

Is mustard the weirdest phobia to have?

He seems fine. Probably just sober on camera for once and feels pressured

>Americans
>Asians
>Most Europeans
Are from one of those shithole countries I've heard about?

...

I have a phobia of nail files

i have a phobia of biting into dry towels
not even a joke

Considering how close this guy was to ODing around Jackass 2 I'm glad to see him sort his shit out as well as he has

that make my teeth hurt

Yeah this is definitely the issue with him. Imagine losing your childhood friend you grew up with and did everything together even off set, then losing him to a drunk driving accident where his body was most likely mangled and charred to shit. That shit isn't easy to get over since he's pretty much the only true friend he had. I can't even imagine having that happen to me.

Bam's gonna be alright.

even thinking about it makes my skin crawl, and i get giant goosebumps.

People talk about Pontius being fucked now, but this is the only proof they ever offer.

He could have just been on something or drunk.

mustard phobia is weirder

well i'm not saying he's fucked now (he was always a little off though) but i think something was up in that interview. he was totally spaced there, and not drunk. maybe nervous or something, but i don't know why. not sure if he every used drugs.

>most likely mangled and charred to shit
Ryan Dunn? More like Ryan Well Dunn!

based Carlos

Fuck you for making laugh at that

Pontius is going to end up like pic related.

>Best friend from childhood dies
the fuck would you guys do... have you never had a best friend

he kidnap that dog tho

The bull running scene in jackass 2 intro

Real or Fake?

i would live life to the fullest - you know, doing what your friend would have wanted you to do

Nope, I had to move every 4 years while I was growing up couldn't really establish a best friend thing like that

my best friend died after several of his organs failed when he was in his early 20s. I didn't fall apart like pussy ass Bam

Bam just had a kid and almost immediately after got arrested for DUI.

>shitting and slapstick
>avant garde

Just admit you're a manchild.

Mostly real. Jackass uses a lot of Hollywood editing for stuff like that. They were really running with bulls though. DVD even has a couple of outtakes because Knoxville let himself get hit a few times before he thought it looked good.

i think the most astonishing thing about the jackass crew is that they're not all poor as fuck from child support payments. they probably slayed more pussy than most anyone in the late 90s/early 2000s and most of it with crazy ass chicks who would have no issue poking holes in condoms. i guess all those repeated nutshots take a tole on your fertility

Easy to say that now

the dog follows him everywhere

it's not rape if they say yes

Not everyone is an emotionally stunted autist like you

>able to work through grief and move on with life
>HURR YOU'RE AN EMOTIONALLY STUNTED AUTIST
you're fucking retarded

Not the other guy but did you even feel any sadness or were you "best friends" that haven't talked in years?

This. No sense losing yourself over things that are out of control. The only solution is to concern yourself with what you can do

I've got aids. Beastman aids

did you not read the part where I said I was able to work through the grief? I had known him since we were 6 you fucking faggot

>have you never had a best friend
I've never even had A friend

That's why I've never looked down on him. I couldn't imagine losing my best friend

what happened to him?

That pent up rage shows you got over it well

this amount of bait

They were actually very normal people off set, it's like the old joke where the fans go on the rockers tour bus and they're reading and drinking water.

too much acid?

most punchable face ive ever seen

>HBO turned down Jackass before they pitched to MTV and Comedy Central which resulted in a bidding war
would HBO have made it even better?

I love to chew a towel, you should give it a go.

HIM was a faggy band I'm glad this asshole is in hell for having such shit taste

>no censorship
>but nobody got hbo
probably wouldnt be anywhere near as well known

Censorship actually helped Jackass at the beginning. The uncut movie was pure cringe at times.

steve o always looked liked that, fucked up cheekbones

The Nothing is after his necklace.

He seems like he's doing good. Lost weight but still looks a bit chubby due to age.
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My best friend from childhood dropped off the face of the earth for like 6 years. I moved and reconnected with someone who let me know he was in prison. He got out early right after that and we reconnected and he died like 2 months after. I called his house and his mom was on the phone and tried to wake him up and realized he was dead. Still bothers me and I never thought I would feel that way. Ive had relatives die and barely felt anything but there is just so much stuff that reminds me of my friend. I imagine its like that for bam. Star Trek for instance has been forever sullied by his passing. In a way im just glad he didnt have to live to see STD.

>but nobody got hbo
Wasnt this basically the Sopranos era?

no, winning the presidency in 20 years will be his best stunt

they were the most expendable members of Jackass and if both of them died horrible deaths at the same time it still wouldn't have hit people as hard as when Ryan died

They both look pretty good for 43, especially Steve-O considering not only the stunts, but the drugs and sheer torture he’s put his body, mind and soul through.

Pontius is a literal nudist. His penis is the only one I’ve seen more of than my wife’s boyfriend, their sons and my own.

He can't, he wasn't born in the US.

Steveo is a god
Knoxville is a god
Bam is a demigod and his human side is showing

>wife's boyfriend
>their sons

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Yeah the dude is literally holding pace with an Olympic skier in that new YouTube show about climbing a mountain he is in great shape

that's actually a myth

to run for president, you must be a natural-born citizen from birth (meaning the moment you emerge from the womb, you have US citizenship). to be a natural born US citizen, you only need one of your parents to be American prior to your birth (Steve-O's father was American)

this isn't explained well in school and the vast majority of natural-born US citizens are born on US soil, but he could technically run if he wanted to.

t. user born in Norway to an American mother

How's Pontius doing these days? That's all I really care about.