>2018 >Steve-O is doing great, he's clean, adopted a stay dog, is out mountaineering and living life with his gf >Bam is a complete mess, addicted, arrested for a DUI, looks like his father already
what are some other trilogies about people swapping places?
as arrogant and obnoxious as Bam is, I'm glad he's falling to rock bottom. Fuck that faggot ass bitch
Christian Nelson
bam looks like someone copy and pasted his moms eyes on his dads body
Jonathan Stewart
wasn't bam's dad six hundred pounds?
not surprising he'd follow in his foot steps
Camden Sanchez
For a while he was trying to turn his life around. I think Dunn not being around really fucks him up still. I don't think someone like bam can ever get over losing one of the few people they love more than themself.
Jace Garcia
While pretty much most of the jackass crew was filled with genuinely terrible people, Bam was probably one of the worst. He deserves it
Tyler Foster
The Jackass guys have desbribed Steve-O as a cockroach - he will outlive them all. Shame about Pontius. Probably my favorite member and he is just so out of it now.
Xavier James
>genuinely terrible people what do you mean?
Oliver Myers
is Steve-O turning his own bus around his greatest stunt ever?
Luke Perry
looks like he received the bogdanoff blessing
Jeremiah Reed
Steve-O went off drugs, advocated supporting drug rehab and helping people get better, is a vegetarian for ethical reasons Johnny Knoxville is chill Pontius is a literal hippie Wee Man seems to be a really good guy
etc
Bam was a genuine jackass
Andrew Johnson
There's only two Jackass stars that matter
Connor Torres
Oh yeah, the shit faggot and the guy who preaches about safety but gets fucked up the worst
Truly icons of the franchise
Fuck off
Joseph Parker
>Pontius is a literal hippie chris pontius was in an mtv video a few years ago, and he honestly seemed mentally ill. like, schizophrenia kind of ill. he's always been kind of far off and strange, but that video was extra strange. has he done anything public lately?
Cooper Edwards
That was extremely rude on my part, I apologize
But still, fuck you man
Daniel Richardson
kek
Isaiah Gray
Steve-O and Bam are for dumb retarded children
Ehren and England provide a more avant garde style to Jackass
It's time to grow up
James Roberts
>enthusiastically put mustard on that Rake guy >was a huge baby when the snake things happened to him >had such disrespect for his parents he called them by their first names
I can kick you / higher than you can kick me / I can kick you way up into a tree / who wants a sip of my oolong tea? / hoo wa ho ho wa chi chi
Colton Diaz
>Thank god Nicki wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black guy who probably went to jail. She has a big mouth.
what did he meant by this?
Benjamin Campbell
>in rehab for the 16th time There's a certain point where you just realize you're fucked
Daniel Moore
with a black EYE
Sebastian Rivera
Man... you nailed it on the head.
Anthony Jenkins
What can you expect from a grown man who listens to HIM
William Edwards
>tfw your genetics catch up with you and you look like one of your fat family members you used to make fun of.
Elijah Adams
Is mustard the weirdest phobia to have?
Jace Nelson
He seems fine. Probably just sober on camera for once and feels pressured
Jeremiah Stewart
>Americans >Asians >Most Europeans Are from one of those shithole countries I've heard about?
Jack Williams
...
Jason Walker
I have a phobia of nail files
Jose Morgan
i have a phobia of biting into dry towels not even a joke
Caleb Baker
Considering how close this guy was to ODing around Jackass 2 I'm glad to see him sort his shit out as well as he has
Jackson Nelson
that make my teeth hurt
Jordan Long
Yeah this is definitely the issue with him. Imagine losing your childhood friend you grew up with and did everything together even off set, then losing him to a drunk driving accident where his body was most likely mangled and charred to shit. That shit isn't easy to get over since he's pretty much the only true friend he had. I can't even imagine having that happen to me.
Aaron Green
Bam's gonna be alright.
Aiden Nguyen
even thinking about it makes my skin crawl, and i get giant goosebumps.
Logan Hill
People talk about Pontius being fucked now, but this is the only proof they ever offer.
He could have just been on something or drunk.
Xavier Phillips
mustard phobia is weirder
Josiah Williams
well i'm not saying he's fucked now (he was always a little off though) but i think something was up in that interview. he was totally spaced there, and not drunk. maybe nervous or something, but i don't know why. not sure if he every used drugs.
Adam Allen
>most likely mangled and charred to shit Ryan Dunn? More like Ryan Well Dunn!
Joshua Lopez
based Carlos
Blake Adams
Fuck you for making laugh at that
Wyatt Cook
Pontius is going to end up like pic related.
Ryan Cook
>Best friend from childhood dies the fuck would you guys do... have you never had a best friend
Isaac Johnson
he kidnap that dog tho
Jacob Gonzalez
The bull running scene in jackass 2 intro
Real or Fake?
Carson Butler
i would live life to the fullest - you know, doing what your friend would have wanted you to do
Dominic Long
Nope, I had to move every 4 years while I was growing up couldn't really establish a best friend thing like that
Matthew Perez
my best friend died after several of his organs failed when he was in his early 20s. I didn't fall apart like pussy ass Bam
Logan Scott
Bam just had a kid and almost immediately after got arrested for DUI.
Jeremiah Carter
>shitting and slapstick >avant garde
Just admit you're a manchild.
Chase Green
Mostly real. Jackass uses a lot of Hollywood editing for stuff like that. They were really running with bulls though. DVD even has a couple of outtakes because Knoxville let himself get hit a few times before he thought it looked good.
Isaiah Powell
i think the most astonishing thing about the jackass crew is that they're not all poor as fuck from child support payments. they probably slayed more pussy than most anyone in the late 90s/early 2000s and most of it with crazy ass chicks who would have no issue poking holes in condoms. i guess all those repeated nutshots take a tole on your fertility
Nolan Wood
Easy to say that now
Jaxon Wright
the dog follows him everywhere
it's not rape if they say yes
Wyatt Jones
Not everyone is an emotionally stunted autist like you
Ayden Green
>able to work through grief and move on with life >HURR YOU'RE AN EMOTIONALLY STUNTED AUTIST you're fucking retarded
Lincoln Walker
Not the other guy but did you even feel any sadness or were you "best friends" that haven't talked in years?
Aaron Thomas
This. No sense losing yourself over things that are out of control. The only solution is to concern yourself with what you can do
Connor Howard
I've got aids. Beastman aids
Grayson Bailey
did you not read the part where I said I was able to work through the grief? I had known him since we were 6 you fucking faggot
Brayden Richardson
>have you never had a best friend I've never even had A friend
Dominic Brooks
That's why I've never looked down on him. I couldn't imagine losing my best friend
Nathan Murphy
what happened to him?
Aaron Russell
That pent up rage shows you got over it well
Benjamin Perry
this amount of bait
Brayden Bennett
They were actually very normal people off set, it's like the old joke where the fans go on the rockers tour bus and they're reading and drinking water.
Mason King
too much acid?
Luke Cox
most punchable face ive ever seen
Xavier Ward
>HBO turned down Jackass before they pitched to MTV and Comedy Central which resulted in a bidding war would HBO have made it even better?
Mason Thomas
I love to chew a towel, you should give it a go.
Oliver Evans
HIM was a faggy band I'm glad this asshole is in hell for having such shit taste
Xavier Sanders
>no censorship >but nobody got hbo probably wouldnt be anywhere near as well known
Brandon Wood
Censorship actually helped Jackass at the beginning. The uncut movie was pure cringe at times.
Parker James
steve o always looked liked that, fucked up cheekbones
My best friend from childhood dropped off the face of the earth for like 6 years. I moved and reconnected with someone who let me know he was in prison. He got out early right after that and we reconnected and he died like 2 months after. I called his house and his mom was on the phone and tried to wake him up and realized he was dead. Still bothers me and I never thought I would feel that way. Ive had relatives die and barely felt anything but there is just so much stuff that reminds me of my friend. I imagine its like that for bam. Star Trek for instance has been forever sullied by his passing. In a way im just glad he didnt have to live to see STD.
Jackson Torres
>but nobody got hbo Wasnt this basically the Sopranos era?
Nathaniel Roberts
no, winning the presidency in 20 years will be his best stunt
Luis Butler
they were the most expendable members of Jackass and if both of them died horrible deaths at the same time it still wouldn't have hit people as hard as when Ryan died
Thomas Long
They both look pretty good for 43, especially Steve-O considering not only the stunts, but the drugs and sheer torture he’s put his body, mind and soul through.
Christian Reyes
Pontius is a literal nudist. His penis is the only one I’ve seen more of than my wife’s boyfriend, their sons and my own.
James Lee
He can't, he wasn't born in the US.
Lincoln Jackson
Steveo is a god Knoxville is a god Bam is a demigod and his human side is showing
Yeah the dude is literally holding pace with an Olympic skier in that new YouTube show about climbing a mountain he is in great shape
Owen Gray
that's actually a myth
to run for president, you must be a natural-born citizen from birth (meaning the moment you emerge from the womb, you have US citizenship). to be a natural born US citizen, you only need one of your parents to be American prior to your birth (Steve-O's father was American)
this isn't explained well in school and the vast majority of natural-born US citizens are born on US soil, but he could technically run if he wanted to.
t. user born in Norway to an American mother
Ayden Wood
How's Pontius doing these days? That's all I really care about.