What are some movies where a handsome, in his prime man leaves behind his shriveled hag wife for younger...

What are some movies where a handsome, in his prime man leaves behind his shriveled hag wife for younger, attractive women?

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i sure hope he has kids

watch her end up with brad now

what a fucking chad goddamn

He'll start dating Ann Dowd soon.

He looks way out of her league.

that is really something. Jesus, how did a nitwit like him get so tasteful?

i'm not sure which one of them is less appealing

He looks like Colbert

This would be nice desu.

Kek

justin theroux is too pure for any woman

and then angelina can get with justin for the balance

Is it for sure a split or are they just on a break?

He probably destroyed her pussy with his massive dick

we all know what happened

isn't it sad that this is all he's known for?

No one told him life was going to be this way.

Poor Brad. When he left her her pussy was still tight. Now he will have to fuck the cave Justin left behind.

the girl on the train
gone girl
girl with the dragon tattoo

does this mean he can hang out with Gavin again?

Does she even live in Canada, let alone Ottawa? Not surprised such a long-distance relationship wouldn't end up working out.

Angelina is a crazy bitch with a swarm of third world brats and no tits. Why would anyone get with her now?

This dude is one blockbuster movie away from being the biggest star on the fookin planet.

she was always a crazy bitch tho

Yes, but she didn't have the other baggage.

I just realized that this guy has been in movies for 20 years, and apart from the leftovers was never the leading man

why?

i cant wait for Chelsea Handler to start digging at JT like she did Angelina. You know all angie had to do was text him and he'd hop on his motorbike

he has an unconventional face
it's a hard sell

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It wouldn't be nice, she deserves far better.

Better than Brad?

What's wrong with Brad?

I'd put up with moderately crazy for Gia/Hackers/Tomb Raider Angelina. She's completely out of her mind now though and looks like a skeleton to boot.

>this is all he's known for
wrong

he always shows up and disappears. Miami Vice...oh look it's justin theroux out of nowhere. Six Feet Under...oh look it's justin. Why is he here? Fucking Star Wars The Last Jedi....oh look it's justin

It's like he does this deliberately.

if he wasn't 5'9" he'd be the king of chads but as such he's the king of manlets

Why can Aniston not keep a man? Can someone explain this?

why do hollywood marriages never last?

He doesn't seem to have aged much since American Psycho, he just got better looking. Did he have work done?

the vast majority of women are boring and you get tired of them once the sex gets old. it's harder for regular folks because divorce can ruin them financially and split up their family but when you have plenty of money and a ridiculous amount of options it's amazing any of them get married to begin with.

My boy JT is finally free to go slay prime pussy instead of some dusty granny.

Because most actors and actresses are egomaniacs and don't blend into a normal society and life.

implying he was ever faithful to her

he probably had a hair transplant but i think that's it. i mean he still has a receding hairline but if you look at his hair in american psycho when he was in his late 20s he should be bald by now.

Maybe he doesn't want to be.

Never said he was, now that he's just free to do it.

Not necessarily. Not like you always go from balding to bald.

The world exists beyond you m8

Receding hairline.

true, but look at his hairline in the american psycho pic somebody posted. it literally looks better now. that's not just because of a haircut.

honestly if all i was known for was having a huge dick i'd be ok with it

explain Jude Law and Jason Statham.

Slicking your hair back does make you look balder. I just doubt he got a hair transplant just to keep the balding look. Propecia? Sure.

English accents that get women moist.

Happens all the time and sometimes is the other way around.

Jason is bald
Jude is an outlier

Propecia isn't effective at regrowing hair on the temples.

Jude Law hasn't been leading man tier in over a decade, incidentally his career started to sink when his balding his hard.

Depends on the person.

And clearly that hasn't happened with him.

WATCH IT, VOIELLO

you're thinking of rogaine. propecia can prevent hair loss and even stimulate regrowth but the side effects are supposedly not worth it.

Because most marriages are the result of people settling and you don't need to settle when you have millions of dollars and fame. And yes, I get it, everyone's granddad and grandmom had the perfect marriage and as she got older and could no longer wipe her ass anymore your grandfather would lovingly lick her asshole clean after she took shits and they both died at the same time holding hands and telling each other they loved the other.

Yeah, it has. Compare to

Is it kino? Been putting off watching it for a while.

>you're thinking of rogaine.
No I'm not.

Excellent. Now I can have Justin cum in my ass 24/7 now that Jennifer is out of the way

Not him but its literally the same. Just a different haircut. He still has the V

You're blind or stupid.

yes you are. propecia treats male pattern baldness which is not a bald spot but a receding hairline at the temples.

>kino
It's good, you retarded rebbitard.

Is that a bad photo or did she take the bog pill?

Not him but what are you talking about? Both Rogaine and propecia treat MPB, just in different ways

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To clarify a bald spot is still male pattern baldness. People just bald in different ways. Some start at the temples, some at the crown with a bald spot, some just start losing hair diffusely, but it's all the same MPB.

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getting dumped for someone else is shitty enough as it is. even worse if you're married to the person, and it must be a thousand times worse being in the public eye.

Pitt and her didn't just 'break up', he fucking humiliated her. She'd have to be a fool to go back to him. I don't much care about celebrities and such, but Aniston I really did feel bad for a bit.

She has asian dong in her bong

She's a cunt and not attractive

Bullshit, Theroux would've been more than content to stay with his much more famous wife and keep fucking younger women if she didn't dump him.

Will she be the prettiest grill ever to die alone?

If he was a few inches taller he would be an uber-Chad.

Who is that?

His younger brother

Giv nun gf.

>5'9
when will manlets ever learn?

thought he would appear in twin peaks return desu

What about Nora? She lost her husband and kids in the Departure.

is there a reason why she can't find a man that will stay with her? Is she crazy?