It's never coming out, is it?

It's never coming out, is it?

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nope

No

Either that, of it will be mighty no.9. These threads are so dead it makes me wonder if I will drawfag ever again.

Has there been development?

Newest development has been Shelby's interview and Eridan and Bro body pillows.

So no, nothing significant.

The game or your sexuality?

yes

>Homestuck shit
>The Hack is involved
What the hell do you think, OP?

>People ACTUALLY thinked the game would come out
Why the fuck were people so hyped for this anyway?

heh no

Why are people still hyped is a better question

be patient, they just typo'd and meant to write January 2018 instead of January 2017

Delusion that people are going to get their money's worth for this piece of shit as to justify their poor decision making when they backed the Kickstarter. No other reason. Post Katnep.

>Eridan and Bro body pillows

Regardless of quality Act 1 will probably be released at some point and then the rest will never happen.

I'd say your best bet is to subsist off old HS content for nostalgia or read the non-shit fan adventures.

I feel so immensely great for never giving a cent to this entire shitshow of a series. It sure fucking took my time, years off my lifespan, but it never got a penny out of me. This game aint coming out any time soon and when it does, it'll be shit.

>It's real

homestuck ruined my life

>Realistic Bro
It's shit.

homesuck is shit

>no nepeta or roxy body pillows
Then why come to these threads.

To Toilet Dive

Some fucker in these threads kept my email for the supposed steam game. But I doubt that's ever gonna happen for many reasons.
Uh, alright.

Post weenies

Didn't two people donate like 10,000 dollars to the project and have their fan-trolls put in the comic for a few pages?

yes

How much in total did people donate to this?

nearly 2.5 million

and it all went into this game? There's no way.

There's an extended history about this game and it's use of the money.

I'd look it up, it's kind of interesting how much bullshit this thing went through from all angles.

WhatPumpkin got fucked over by the original devs who used the money to make their own game. Not dissimilar to how the first Borderlands came about.

Nevertheless, there was a settlement in court and supposedly WP studios got a portion of that back. But then you factor in court costs, lawyers, and they're shitting a brick

But no doubt Hussie has money put aside anyway. If Jeff Jacques was making 6 figs off his webcomic BEFORE his patreon, and Hussie's comic was literally about 10x more viral and popular than QC, you know he's making bank.

I personally think the game is done and the holdup is animation now that they've shown there will be animated cutscenes. I mean we're talking about a guy that took how long to make Meenahquest? And that shit was 4 hours long MAX. This is a 15 hour game at the least and an actual game so by default the scope is way crazier.

We're out til spring of next year most likely.

It amazes me how people were upset about it "ending" in 2013. Think about it. Four years of minimal output and utter disappointment. Fuck, the comic's disappointment period is as long as its glory period (assuming the second half of that wasn't mediocre anyway).

Would things be better if Andrew admitted how broken a man he is, instead of putting up his walls of irony and detachment and denial?

Honestly yeah, if Hussie straight up told us what was up I would have been a lot less upset about a lot of the things in the last third of the story, even if it sucked.

As far as Hiveswap goes theres a lot of NDA's involved but if he gave us SOMETHING and legitimately told us what he could this would have went down a lot better. Communicating with your fanbase is kind of something you need to do with stuff like this.

I don't care. I just want to experience something like Homestuck in its prime again.
But something like that will probably never happen again.

>Goatee

VISUAL
MEDIUM

That's the worst part, if he was just straight up about anything he wouldn't get the shit he gets right now. Hell, if he even said a simple "I'm sorry" instead of ironic bullshit I bet things would get better for him.

I think the best thing to come out of this is the fact that tumblr's been throwing a shitfit about making bodypillows of an "abuser" and a 13 year-old since yesterday when they were revealed.

i miss nepeta

I've kickstarted about 10 things.

This is the only one I regret.

What was his name again?

John "Jon "Donald "Adolf Hitler" Trump" Jafari" Egbert

I have a theory that the production of Hiveswap at this point is an elaborate money laundering and/or tax evasion scheme, likely involving Toby Fox to some degree.

Never attitude to stupidity what could easily be malice.

I don't think Hussie or Toby are involved in the criminal underworld.

I kickstarted about seven things.
I regret literally every single one.

does anyone have the gif of joey clipping through a bookcase
i need it for reasons but seem to have lost it

>white bro
UMMMMM TRIGGERED??

>abuser
non-canon drivel from a hack writer

I dunno man. I kicked $15 into Shovel Knight and that shit is STILL paying dividends.

Does he ever even get any shit anywhere except here?

Pretty sure he gets shit when he says some characters are the wrong race.
Didn't his fans get pissed when fish troll wasnt fat like fan theory said

Yeah, well I didn't.

Not a gif, but here you go.

It already did, essentially.

I've kickstarted only one thing ever. Hiveswap was not one of those things.

There needs to be porn of her getting it from meenah and/or better-vriska. If it exists there needs to be more.

do you think it'll be available on steam or some shit after?
I want to get it regardless of anything

Kid Blueperson

Whirling dervish

Undertale's ending wasn't complete shit, you can't compare them.

still one of the best things to come from this

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1u4ARyDBvWViWLFfAUd5b65U4xzO8-OMy25-tnoq7WqY/

Or see tl;dr version: everythinghiveswap.tumblr.com/post/163926896097
Hiveswap is coming to linux, windows and mac and in 5 languages. Several signed digital copies of the game will be delivered, shortening more the budget. Even with decent music/graphics the author hired some of the worst people to write the plot, including his nu-male presence. This wild ride will go in history.

I kickstarted this and the Bee&Puppycat cartoon... never again.

>Someone buys $500k in Homestuck Inc. actions, What Pumpkin also receives $1mi investiment the same day
Did we ever find more about this, and is it as fucking sketchy as it sounds?

Several weeks

Its easy to convince an idiot to invest showing sheer number of youtube views, or how much money the kickstarter made, could be Andrew/Shelby using their own money on the cake as well.

JUST LET IT END

it's been done

Probably to cover the Homestuck animated series

Draw me porn user.