So how did lard ass delivery truck driver land an 8/10 like Carrie?

So how did lard ass delivery truck driver land an 8/10 like Carrie?

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he had the balls to ask her out because he wasnt a pitiful NEET

She's a total fucking bitch and he got in when he was young.

he was in much better shape when they started dating.

Doug was hitting this

Because shes a grating, cheap looking wop.

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also he's funny and nice to hang with

She could grate my wop. If you know what I mean

Her horrid personality drove all other men away.

Im afraid i dont. Could you elaborate?

it's propaganda to keep americans fat
they want you to believe that a woman would love to fuck an obese pig of a man with dimwit humour and sports interests

Didn't she fuck up her face recently with plastic surgery?

He's the king of queens nigger

possibly, but it's mostly age.

He wants his greasy spic dick to be ground up in a cheesgrater

Because she was a Scientologist, nobody else could put up with her shit.

>Implying Americans need any propaganda to remain fat
Being fat is intrinsic to being American

>So how did lard ass delivery truck driver land an 8/10 like Carrie?
no matter how many time we're gonna have the thread "how did this sitcom character had a smoking wife"

the answer will always be the same

you're a white boi that still a virgin. in his 20s.

What I love about this show and other things Kevin James works on is that he never puts himself into high end positions making tons of money. He's always an every man who feels good about his position in life. Adam Sandler just tries to live out his power fantasy everytime he makes a movie.

>that JRE episode where she talks about being happily married but keeps acting like she wants Joe's dick

it's the formula for a successful tv-series aka psyop to keep the population under control.
you show a somewhat attractive guy that's funny and a bit fat with a lower middle class job having a hot wife and it keeps the males under control. that's the original "he's just like me" meme.

Carrie was the perfect wife.

No she wasn't. She is an absolute bitch who tries so hard to force herself and doug into being high end. Pretending she's somebody she's not.

Because he's master of the three c's.
Cola can cock.

So you're saying I just need to be myself?

She was a horrible woman and only a fat guy would put up with her.

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She’s so fucking flirty. No wonder she couldn’t fit in with a religious cult.

>loser father
>annoying hot wife
>loser son
>annoying hot daughter
why do americunt sitcoms do this?

he had a great personality you tinfoil hat wearing lunatic

we lik our pusy

Beta male fantasy

She worked for it and let Doug be. All she wanted was appreciation. She took care of all his needs on top of looking 9/10 with perky tits and big tight ass.

his new sitcom is even worse
him and the actress playing his wife have no chemistry at all

depends on who yourself is. if yourself is a beta neet weaboo, no that wont work.

They fired her and replaced her with Leah Remini this season. They should just revive The King of Queens at this point.

Because he didn't sit on his ass bitching about dumb movies on a website all day. He actually put himself out there and made an effort.

This. Also in the 90s you could get a girlfriend quite easily with little to no effort.

Can someone please help me i used to watch this really early in the morning so im not 100% sure because i could have been very groggy, but wasnt there an episode where she literally fucking cucks him with another man ? Shes in bed with some other man and he somehow knows this and you see him screaming and crying or some shit and the laugh tracks were even missing in that episode. I think it was his imagination. I really looked throigh every epusode synopsis but i cant find shit.

Any die hard fans that could help ?

What the hell. He looks better than her now.

you're not wrong

I don't remember that episode. I'm pretty sure I've seen them all.

There was one where he was having fever dreams, and dreamt he was in saop opera and Carrie was running off with someone else because Doug lied to her or something like that.

I don't remember that ever happening, but I do remember an episode where Doug cucks Carrie in his imagination with a ton of chicks (including his mother's nasty elderly friend) and Carrie finds out somehow (probably because he was mumbling some other girl's name in his sleep).

That's just how it works. Men hit their peak in their 30's and carry themselves well up to their 50's. Women hit their peak in their late teens and then it's all downhill from there.

Maybe this is it. S03E17. Doug is sick in bed and dreaming.

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Yesss thats the one, thanks kind anons. I thought i dreamed this for sure.

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nice dubs

>me in the middle

He was a fun guy he could be downright sociopathic with some of the shit he did just to get what he wanted.

that is why she was attracted to him

no one wanted to deal with arthur so she had to take what she could get

Because bases on your metrics he's an 8/10 himself? Quite giving women a pass.

I actually kinda want to watch this because I loved King of Queens. How does Sup Forums like it?

They wanted a dramatic turn where they show Kevin James' character copes with the loss of his wife while also making a soft reboot of king of queens

kino move

Hopefully they can work Jerry Stiller into the show somehow

Yourself is a faggot that asks dumb questions like that. Be someone else entirely.

"b urself" may be a meme, but it's true.

Think about it for a second, women want alpha males who do what they want and act how they want. If you just say whatever you feel like and talk about what you want, and tell them to shut their mouth if they're annoying, you'll live a better life. And if they don't like what you do, they're cunts anyways, you don't want that shit. Keep in mind though this doesn't work if you're literally retarded and do nothing but jack off to Chinese cartoons and shit post on Mongolian Llama forums all day.

I speak nothing but facts. Walking on eggshells and trying to only say exactly what women want to hear will get you cucked. Women are evil, you pull that shit and they can tell they've got your ass on a leash. If you say whatever and have confidence, they'll look at you as superior since they cant manipulate you like a beta orbiter.

nice pasta

Literally just wrote it. I hope it becomes pasta, at least then more people will see the truth

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my eyes are gettin weary

He's in the union and makes 200k with all the overtime

She had a fit looking body but I honestly think outside of that she was like a 5/10 chick.

I doubt that much, but UPS drivers make over 100k after 5 years. That is not including overtime.

Back is getting tight

>simpsons
>family guy
>every fucking american show ever

I'm sittin here in traffic

Huge dick.

Have you ever seen big daddy?

You guys forget Doug was the Chad football player back in school when Carrie was super popular.
Of course they ended up together but she pursued a career while Doug became a fat, lazy slob who snuck his way into a package delivery service he originally didn't even work at.

This was so fucking lame. They should've just revived KoQ, with the kids about teenagers it could've been a more traditional sitcom but with the Doug and Carrie touch.

It seems that they wanted to do that the entire time

On the queensboro bridge tonight

pretty common in that area of queens, long island, New Jersey. somewhat attractive Italian or Jew falls for the schlub with a big heart

no it isn't

yeah it is

Plenty of women look good into their 40s, pedo.

Its super comfy, kinda like Everybody Loves Raymond. No (((message))) to push, no pandering. Solid 8/10 shows.

Is queens a nice place to live? To a non-Burger it evokes images of a more middle-class version of the Bronx and a sorta comfy city suburbia.

Some parts are ok, some parts are shit.

this

KEK

>8/10
That being said, what's wrong with a truck driver? At least he has a job.