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Why not?

Would Granny Goodness even be well known enough by the average DCU citizen for this to be a thing?

Pretty sure Apokolips has invaded their universe at some point in the past.

Ed Asner voice. Yes or no?

Would anyone even be into her whole thing?
Actually yes if she was hot I guess.

Who's to say Granny Goodness isn't in charge of the bar?

But would anyone remember Granny? Pretty sure people would just remember Darkseid and the parademons. Maybe Kalibak.

Granny Goodness huh.

Damn Granny looks like that?

I seriously thought Harley was going to fart on the Floronic man and have Batman light her fart on fire at the end.

...goodness gracious.

C'mere and give Granny some sugar, sweetums!

>sexy women is a creepy fetish now

That dog is massive.
She seems to enjoy getting licked by him.

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Fuck it, someone's gotta be willing to draw Asner in that getup.

Apokaliptian dogs are all massive. They literally ride them to battle.

It's sexualizing Granny Goodness

Imagine they changed her outfit so that only the black bits cover anything and she's naked

And? We sexualized Darksied. There are tons of slutty cosplays. At the end of the day it's just a waitress at Superhooters. If it was the real Granny you'd have a point but it's not.

More like Mommy Goodness.

Bless you, Timm.

She'd be well known, but the bigger point is that looks absofuckinglutely nothing like DCAU Granny Goodness.

Come to think of it, I can't actually find a picture of her that does fit the green band motif, all of hers are black. We sure that's Granny? It reminds me more of one of her furies.

Low chance for a copyright suit from an intergalactic harem trainer

no shit it doesn't look like her. Who would want granny serving in a tittie bar?

Dick got raped and you panic for this shitty show off?
A motherfucking person got raped!

>Evil god alien who's threatened Earth multiple times
>Lets use her outfit for a hot waitress
It's like sexualizing Hitler

Sexy women are a creepy fetish now.

I mean it doesn't remotely look like her costume, obviously. We're talking it's more different than Batman and Superman, somehow.

a superpowered dominatrix hitler

duh, Granny's costume isn't sexy.

In her youthful prime? yeah

>You will never watch Young Darkseid fuck Prime Granny

>The waitress doesn't look like her because she's not sexy
>The costume looks nothing like her costume because that costume isn't sexy

Guys I'm starting to think they might not find Granny sexy.

granny isn't sexy, her power is. That's the attraction of the bar. Powerful supervillains and heroines catering to your every whim. Slap a grey wig on a big-tittied floozy, and they can be sexy on top of powerful, too.

Maybe because most DC civilians have never gotten a good look at Granny Goodness?

Sexy Granny Goodness feels wrong.

I didn't know that New Gods age.

Souce?

Batman & Harley Quinn, DC's new animated movie.

Can Timm's thirst ever be quenched?

I'm pretty sure that's part of the joke, that it's someone you'd never think a Hooters ripoff would sexualize.

you can't have her, young Granny Goodness is my waifu

she MADE herself this young, right?

....right?

it's just fake Hooters

Why not?!?

That's what makes it so right.
UNLEASH THE GILF LEWDS

thanks, hadn't seen the movie

*Yawn* It's been done before, user.

Green Arrow and Black Canary Wedding Special has not only a group of strippers dressed as heroines, but a male strip club with the dancers dressed as heroes.

Harley's new voice actress can belt out a tune.
youtube.com/watch?v=rHrJBXrW8gs

I have never had any desire to go to a Hooters but I'd eat there every day.

Stupid DBaru. Draw some human MILFs and GILFs more than once every year!

M-Martha?!

which begs the question, who worked in that restaurant who actually went out of their way to order a SEXY GRANNY GOODNESS costume for a waitress uniform?
Think about that for a moment

>Harley Quinn animated movie
>uses designs from the DCAU
>not written by Paul Dini

what gives?

YEAH she can
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I think OP is questioning why make a sexy Granny costume.

I mean people make sexy villainess costumes all the time.

WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?

THIS SOMEONE JUST MEME "I GOTTA FART SUPER BAD" INTO REALITY?

>We want the fart fetish audience
This is too low even for DC

Sexy Nazi has been a thing for a long long time dude

oh please, Bruce Tim has drawn Harley doing fart jokes in the 90s even

someone looked at granny goodness and thought "Damn she's fine...wish the costume looked more...like THIS"
and then either this waitress chose that costume, or her boss chose it.
A whole lot of fucked up people made fucked up decisions to produce that costume

>there will never be hot /ss/ of this

They never wanted the "fart fetish" audience, there isn't one, that isn't even a thing, and there's like 2 or 3 guys on Co who just really, really hate fart jokes and like to make up a whole secret fetish audience. Just stop, it's not real.
There are those who claim that this movie was split between Harly's boobs and Harly's rear. And she's managed to please, and torture, Nightwing just using her butt. Because resourcefulness.

Hooters covers up more, and all the girls dress the same. This place has more variety.

I mean, people manage to make a sexy firefighter/prison/literally shitty blue collarjob costume sexy. Maybe they're just fulfilling someone's white hair fetish.

no user

they brought BACK the meme
i remember when it was new, but i haven't seen it in fucking years now

and then
this happens
fuck

shhhh dont mention it, pretend it didnt exist.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?

Would you fuck Superman's mom?

...

...

Yeah, if she looked like that. I'll treat her nice, so no worries from big blue....right?

He would want to see his dear sweet divorced, hoover vac dick suckin' lips sweet sweet mother happy, right?

Cause I came 3 minutes ago and she's still sucking' aaaaaauggggh!!

Better question us why doesn't that little scene take place in a Little Tokyo section of Gotham so Duck could just go "Pfft, Maid Cafes will do anything to stay in business" and move on?

Oh, righ, it's because Bruce Timm's fetishes, that's why.

Someone with impeccable taste.

Moe dictators is a thing.

There's one of these for Stalin and Mao too.

Fuck this shitty movies, Timm. Give me a sequel to this

thats shit too

Some people just hate people having fun. Harley Quinn is a good movie. Gods is a good movie.

I still have no idea why they killed off Harley Quinn in that universe, if they made a sequel and she was in it shit would be cash

Official sexy art of a rarely sexualized character is a good thing.

>of granny fucking goodness

Anything can be made sexy once you take it out of its original context.

Who's the girl with the ponytail and glasses by Captain Clown?

I know that character design but can't place the episode.

Harley Quinn is looking fine as hell

Gods and Monster was literally worse.

Gods and Monsters was the most interesting animated thing I've seen DC put out in ages.

Machines that took pictures exsisted even during Darseid's invasion

...

The answer is yes. Look for a Supes/Marha picture by r-ex. Hot as fuck.

>Look for a Supes/Marha picture by r-ex.
I know exactly which picture you're talking about.

If fucking Mozart was into it, I can tell you that it is, indeed, a thing.

to be fair i thought it was emerald empress

>mozart was into woman farting
excuse me what

That's not the only time they get a ride ;)

We never got Green Lantern, Commander Steel, or Mary Marvel.

>Guys I'm starting to think they might not find Granny sexy
Well, they're wrong.

He was deaf, you know.