Childhood faps

>childhood faps

ITT: things that have no right to be faps

I fucked up the VHS trying to pause at just the right frame and rewinding 10000 times before I got it right

IMAGINE

BEING AT COMPUTERS

There were some visible tits in the scene with the failed ripley clones plus ive wanted to sniff sigorneys sweaty bean since i first saw alien when i was like 5

Also xenomorphs are cute as fuck

You were very mature to be able to get off to seein vaginas as a kid. When I was a kid all I cared about were tits and vaginas fucking terrified me.

>that scene in the 2003 Peter Pan where Captain Hook ties up Wendy and talks about "slicing open her pretty neck".

Wew

Also looking back it's clear the actress was low key turned on by it.

A. Checked
B. Vaginas are gross

Imagine...

I was 10 years old, 2bh I didn't even know what a vagina looked like so that's probably why I was so excited by this scene

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Vicky on limewire

First scene in clockwork orange

honestly still think most vaginas are gross looking

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

To soon ;_;

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Prime Winona. Why cute goth chicks turn me on so much that I get a semi-boner every time I walk by a Hot Topic.

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Yes! She's been my number 1 ever since.

you used this exact same line in the last childhood faps thread

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I didn't fap until I was 15 but you'd better believe I had a raging boner for the girls in TCW 2003 and 2008

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