Hey /tv, I'd like to thank you for suggesting me to watch this generally hated movie...

hey /tv, I'd like to thank you for suggesting me to watch this generally hated movie. It's just like you said in that thread 2 days ago. I loved Brendan one as a kid, but this one is nice too, as a completely new take on the mummy
princess Amahnet was really hot and cute too
also mummy thread, I guess?

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Fuck you faggot, now I want to rewatch this just for her, and her character was Ahmanet, not Amahnet

I didn't find her hot, but she was sufficiently creepy in her scenes. The best one is when she's climbing up the chains upside-down. Everything else about the film was meh.

Ye creepy in a cool way.
Crawling in that church ruins in background, barely noticeable in darkness, sucking one of these guys off and that climbing up you mentioned. Just like spider. Also these dual eyes looked really supernatural.

this movie was reasonably okay. i'll never watch it again, but i don't regret watching it once

Not even necro, but I would reanimate her in every possible hole

I'd do anything for her

Even eat her 3000 year old pusy and lick her 3000 year old feet?

im so horny of course

so is she

never understood feet fetish but if that's what she wants then fine, I'm in

3000 years to catch up on i can relate haha

>Not wanting to eat out Ahmanet's pussy and swallow her magic squirt juice

You gay or something

I wanted a good 50s-style Mummy film.
Haven’t watched it yet, probably won’t until Halloween.
Is there any Hope for the Horror Cinematic Universe? I’ve thought it would be pretty damn cool if they got The Wolfman, Dracula, Mummy, Frankenstein Creature together.
But it has taken them wayy too fucking long to get this all together.

that isn't her squirt juice but cockroach innards squirting in your mouth as her pussy muscles contract and squish them

Just imagine how horny she must've been.
They caught her when she was about to have sex with that guy.
Now, locked in that coffin, tied up in bandages... She wouldn't be able to even finish herself off.

How cute, she's giving me a tasty snack
I love her even more

Are you talking about Sofia or Ahmanet?

Ahmanet of course.
But speaking of Sofia, wondering how did she feel wrapped up and placed in coffin for that scene.

This can barely be considered a mummy movie. A whole lot of nothing happens and when shit does hit the fan it's still incredibly weak.

They were too worried with setting up their entire universe and spouting exposition than making an engaging movie.

She wont admit, but i can tell from her eyes she loved it every minute.

Especially when the director and the crew left her hanging in those chains for two hours all by herself and she had to pee in her mummy suit.

Not possible in her case.
She has been buried in a pool of mercury. Completely isolated from the world and any outside factors. None insects would be able to get her at all.

I enjoyed it more than THREE FUCKING BILLBOARDS

The thing that ruined the movie for me was Jekyll/Hyde. I thought he was supposed to become a larger fellow, akin to (but not quite the extent) of a Hulk. But didn't. I think his eye color/voice slightly changed, and that was it.

It's very close to 1932 Boris Karloff "Mummy". Whole that plot with her trying to seduce her chosen one is straight from original movie.
Bringing action to England is just like Hammer "Mummy" remake from 50s.
There are more "Mummy" movies than that Indiana Jones ripoff from 90s, just in case.

Either way, I'm ingesting mercury, or three thousand year old pussy juice

None, neither.
She was in sarcophagus surrounded by mercury and by that age pussy juice would be dry.

but her pussy got instantly wet when she saw Tom Cruise's character right?

>I thought he was supposed to become a larger fellow, akin to (but not quite the extent) of a Hulk. But didn't.
This is where you are wrong. Hyde wasn't a hulk-like creature, that's incorrect image that made into pop culture. Hyde was just creepy, cocky split personality of dr Jekyll. Mummy is one of these rare cases that got Jekyll/Hyde right, close to source. The problem is, he was completely unnecessary in this movie.

3000 years of blue balls lmao

Very nice, it's from The Simpsons template, right?, I made something like this. Sorry for awful composition, but I'm not an art designer.

and no hearts version

I didn't make it, another user has that honour.
Saved

giv mummy gf

She's so cute

Help "Mummy"
Vote it, in category "Rotten 2017 movie that deserves more credit than it got"
>editorial.rottentomatoes.com/article/vote-for-the-razzie-nominee-so-rotten-you-loved-it/

Didn't see it this way but you are damn right, fuuuck.

oh, well still nice one anyway
need "virgin walk" female body version for a little OC too

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Voted

voted too

It's ok. It got pretty boring near the end. Like watching cruise fight the mummy in a dark room didn't seem like much stakes for a finale.

I think she needed more development on her goals. Why was she so evil or trying to accomplish?

It needed a better plot. The main concept is fine but it feels flat. It feels like they were trying to make iron Man with no humor or scale.

Scale was the problem. It felt small when it should been big.

Wasn't terrible or unwatchable but meh

>tfw no mummy gf
>tfw no more Ahmanet

Is this how she looks without mummy makeup? Sweet Jesus, she's absolutely magnificent. Not another plan Jane Hollywood is full of.

Unique, kind of exotic looking cutie!

Yup, she's bae

100% autism

Hey, I guess You are talking about Valentines day thread, right?
I've been there, and You've probably seen my suggestion. Nice to see that You gave it a chance, and even that You liked this strange movie. It's not great, but still worth a watch as a remarkable part of Tom Cruise filmography and 85 years of rich "Mummy" legacy now.

>another mummy thread
>still new content
love you guys, seriously

Its a shame this wasn't a standalone film,Universal shouldn't have tried to copy Marvel's style with the bad humor and forced world building. Technically Universal already had a sort of shared universe with their classic monster movies.
Sofia was the only good thing this movie had going for it. Everytime she was on screen she stole the show.

aww thats cute

Actuality that's oddly hot