Protag morning routine

>Protag morning routine
>He washes teeth first THEN he eats breakfast

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yes. and?

You should eat first

>protag doesn't take his teeth out before going to bed
Hate these unrealistic movies

>washes teeth

s m h

You do realize you would be ingesting all the cum daddy put in your mouth, right?

>wake up
>brush teeth
>wait thirty minutes for taste of toothpaste to dissipate
>eat breakfast
>brush teeth again

There are people out there that actually do this every morning.

boy a cute. A CUTE.

>washes teeth

>brush teeth
wtf? You wash your teeth

you brush first so you can kiss your lovely wife, user. After a session of steamy, hot sex, you eat your breakfast and just then you brush your teeth for the last time before heading out for your job. That's how God intended it to be.

>not using bacon flavored toothpaste
>brushing after meal not gargling and washing teeth with champagne
third world scum (You)

>he doesn't scrub his teeth in the car on his commute to work

>wife
>sexing same woman every morning
you are a beta faggot

Do you brush before every single meal?

>Being so insecure you need to brush your teeth before kissing your wife in the morning
>Not having her waking you up with kisses or a comfy blowjob
Bet you piss sitting down because she tells you to, you fucking low test faggot

>6AM blowjob before work
Best
Fucking
Feeling

>he eats with all the gunk in his mouth
Gross

No retard.
There's a ton of bacteria in your mouth when you wake up, you brush immediately so that you don't give them anything more to feed on while you eat breakfast.
You don't brush directly after a meal because your enamel is sensitive from all the saliva produced while eating.
God fucking dammit